RT @PPOffers: We're playing 6 PLACES at the Memorial this week where World No.1 Donald is 9/1 & World No.2 McIlroy is 14s!!! http:// ... 28 minutes ago
Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banana: Can we please change the subject? 1 hour ago
Claudio Ranieri is off to Monaco. I wonder does he know that the Grand Prix was 3 days ago?? 2 hours ago
Mario Balotelli is like @ladygaga - massively unpredictable, and has a penis. 2 hours ago
Apologies but our site is down this morning for some scheduled maintenance. We're introducing some new & exciting features for #Euro2012! 2 hours ago