Leinster have won the Heineken Cup!
Obviously they haven’t, but Paddy ‘Ill-Judged Early Payout’ Power has had a look at the game and decided they can’t fail to do the business. Don’t bother yourself with how much of this thinking is actually based on reality or how reckless it is, just enjoy it while you can because we are paying out on Leinster to win the Heineken Cup 2011 before a ball has been kicked or one’s man head stuck between another man’s legs.
You’d think we’d have learned our lesson at this stage, but we haven’t so just make the most of it. We’re paying out €200,000 on:
– Leinster to win the Heineken Cup
– Leinster to beat Northampton
– Leinster to lift the trophy (in match betting)
It applies to single bets placed before 12 noon on Thursday 19th May.
Now we just kick back and wait for Paddy’s prophecy to come to pass – like it always does.
And here’s a needless picture of a lady in very short shorts with some cash and a rugby ball, standing in front of a Paddy Power shop to communicate the main elements of this Early Payout:
Shane Horgan was a lot easier on the eye when he let his hair grow
Feel free to shower Paddy with praise for his generosity in the comments section or check out our latest betting on the Heineken Cup Final.