It’s that time of the year again. Dried turkey is considered a delectable source of nutrition. Crap jokes are seen as acceptable dinner conversation. And insufferable cousins are permitted to fart loudly at dinner because they are considered ‘guests’. As well as it being the intolerable festive season, it’s also Awards Season. But before the SPOTY Debate starts to swill around like those unwanted cousins, we thought it best to announce the search for nominations for the Annual Paddies 2011.
If you give us one nominee for any of the categories below, we’ll put you in a draw for a £50 Free Bet. Just make your nomination in the Comments section!
Categories – The Paddies 2011
Andy Carroll Won’t Be Involved In This Goal Of The Year Award
Football Moment of the Year.
Twit Of the Year – Tweeter that proved he really is a bit of a dickhead. More than most.
Keegan’s Rant Of The Year Award
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023
The Swan Lake Award For Diving
Want to win that free bet? Put forward your nominees for the 2011 Paddies Awards in the comments section and you’ll be automatically entered.
Twit of the year…(and yes I spelt twit right) Sepp Blatter for just being Sepp Blatter
Twit of the year from me too, I am nominating Ryan Giggs… I don’t think I am legally allowed to say why. Sorry.
RVP against Everton
Minutes clapping for Gary Speed…Every ground
Joey Barton
Tevez
Robbie “Dickhead” Savage
Saurez
Twit of the year: Piers Morgan, After joking about Utd losing to City Michael Owen pointed out the 6-2 Utd win over Arsenal a few weeks earlier putting him back in his place.
‘Super Mario’ Balotelli to be in a reality show
Football moment of the year…City keeping Balotelli so he continues to provide weekly entertainment!
Football moment of the year- Big John Hartson’s speech on good friend Gary Speed’s brilliant career and unfortunate passing…Emotional stuff
twit of the year charlie austin of burnley. you would think he played for barcelona the way this numpty goes on. check him out. what a wanker
Twit Of the Year Joey Barton
The Swan Lake Award For Diving – has to be Nani at Anfield last season doesn’t it, great tackle by Carragher and Nani goes down as if he just got a 6 inch cut on his leg.
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023 Balloteli, Jamie Bullard and Joey Barton in the reality show. Wow that would be fun to watch.
Wayne Rooney already booked for the 2023 – I’m a Celebrity get me another Hair Transplant .
Rooney,what a laugh with his super-glue hairpiece !!
Goal of the Year has to be either Rooney against City or Pat Sullivan against Partizan Belgrade..
Has to be Rooney V Citeh. Class goal and even better it was a derby game. Up there in the Gary Cahill school of bicycle kicks.
Football moment has to be the panic buys of Andy Carroll @ 35million and stupidity Torres being brought for 50million – 85mill between them and whilst they make girlie looking benchwarms, they can’t even hit a barn door. They should have both went in for Demba Ba….
The Twit is Emmanuel Frimpong – on a one man mission to get “Dench” into the English language. What a pleb.
Keegan Rant would be Tevez, never seen a player who loves to stay on the bench like him.
Mario Balotelli would need appear on any tv show, he is compelling viewing/reading and never a dull moment.
Swan lake award to Seb Larsson. Picture of beauty going through the air, only for the then penalty to be missed!
Andy Carroll Won’t Be Involved In This Goal Of The Year Award
Frank Lampard penalty vs Man City. According to Ray Wilkins it was a wonder goal…….Errr Ray it was a penalty hit down the middle.
Other than that it has to be Andy Carroll…sponsor always wins, even if he hasnt scored!
Football Moment of the Year.
Pat Nevin claiming on MOTD2 that when an attacker handballed the rest of the players stopped because it was a blatant penalty, and argued his case.
Twit Of the Year – Tweeter that proved he really is a bit of a dickhead. More than most.
Steve Kean. Not sure if he tweets, but all it would say is ‘Im not getting sacked, Ive got transfer targets’ constantly.
Keegan’s Rant Of The Year Award
Pat Nevin claiming on MOTD2 that when an attacker handballed the rest of the players stopped because it was a blatant penalty, and argued his case…..at least know the rules Nevin
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023
Joey Barton will turn up in TOWIE, but uninvited and with weapons!
The Swan Lake Award For Diving
This guy taught Tom Daley all he knows.
But this one is the worst one. If he hadnt done it himself Im sure they were queueing up to help him!
I am crying with laughter at that dive, brilliant find!
Suarez – on Judge Juy
He might even appear on Judge Judy!!
Stiofan, I was just about to fix that typo
Thanks guys for all your suggestions – keep the nominations coming in!
Football Moment of the Year: this own goal: http://bit.ly/sa4AFD
Twit Of the Year – J Barton (oods on)
Footballer(s) Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023 –
J Barton 8/11 FAV, F Lampard 11/8, J Terry 5/4, M Balotelli 4/5, C Tevez 6/4
The Swan Lake Award For Diving – L Suarez (no odds)
Twit Of the Year – J Barton (odds on)
Footballer(s) Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023 –
J Barton 8/11 FAV, F Lampard 11/8, J Terry 5/4, M Balotelli 4/5, C Tevez 6/4
The Swan Lake Award For Diving – L Suarez (no odds)
goal of the year stankovic inter v schalke
most likely to end up in a reality show are the sunderland squad in britains behind bars
Twit of the year– has to be Tevez for obvious I will not mOve from bench rant .. But thinks this will help his desire and want to move from club??? Doha
Football Moment of the Year. Fleetwood Beating Yeovil in the FA Cup to set up the biggest football game on the Fylde in many years! Blackpool vs Fleetwood
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023. Emile Heskey, Strictly Come Dancing?
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023
This will deff be j Barton — he has to keep in the headlines somewhere and watches enough reality and causes it .. Also twitters about every reality show there is it seems
Annual Andy Carroll Won’t Be Involved In This Goal Of The Year Award ; Any goal for Liverpool!
Football Moment of the Year; Republic of Ireland qualification to Euro 12
Twit Of the Year; Rio Ferdinand
Keegan’s Rant Of The Year Award; Harry Redknapp
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023; Carlos Tavez
The Swan Lake Award For Diving; For the post above effort…Mr. Robben
Football Moment of the Year.
Sat 28th may — the day Barcelona outclassed man u in clear superior skills and showed them to look like a school team
Andy Carroll Won’t Be Involved In This Goal Of The Year Award – Mark Quigley for Dundalk vs St. Pats in March – overhead kick.
Football Moment of the Year. – Ireland qualifying for the European Championships.
Twit Of the Year – Tweeter that proved he really is a bit of a dickhead. More than most. – Chris Turner
Keegan’s Rant Of The Year Award. – Any one of Joey Barton’s.
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023 – Rio Ferdinand.
The Swan Lake Award For Diving. – Luis Suarez
Twit: Can only be Joey ‘Reads A Lot Of Books’ Barton.
Dive: Arjen Robben against Schalke (?) the other day. How can he get up in the morning?
The Swan Lake Award For Diving
L Surez
Twit of the year from me too, I am nominating Ryan Giggs… I don’t think I am legally allowed to say why. Sorry.
Andy Carroll Won’t Be Involved In This Goal Of The Year Award – Balotelli’s shoulder
Football Moment of the Year. – Basle knocking out Man United
Twit Of the Year – Tweeter that proved he really is a bit of a dickhead. More than most. – Kenny Dalglish
Keegan’s Rant Of The Year Award. – Kenny Dalglish
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023 – Fernando Torres
The Swan Lake Award For Diving. – Luis Suarez
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023 ………Kolo Toure, he’s already Yaya’s Big Brother
Rant of the year has to be Harry Redknapp after the Stoke- Spurs games. Just for the bizarre statement that he has never criticised referees in “30 years of management” maybe he was so angry with Chris Foy he forgot he doesnt criticise referees.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/tottenham-hotspur/8950313/Harry-Redknapp-I-never-criticise-the-referee…apart-from-this-guy.html
Twit Of the Year – Tweeter that proved he really is a bit of a dickhead. More than most.
Ballotelli – indoor fireworks burns down house Legendary
Goal of the year… Rooney vs City or Stankovic vs Schalke. If you include own goals then that scorpion kick cracker in Hong Kong.
Moment of the year… Applause for Gary Speed.
Twit… Barton – no contest
Rant… FC Sion…. Jaysus let it go!
Reality show…. Stephen (seven grannies) Ireland. (Is he still alive by the way)???
Diver… Robben, Larsson and Suarez dead heat…
Twit Of the Year – J Barton
Footballer(s) Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023 –
, C Tevez
The Swan Lake Award For Diving – aguero
goal of the year – rooney against citehhh!!!! perfect moment for the perfect goal….
Football moment of the year: Esteban Alvarado (and Verbeek for calling his team off the pitch and leaving the ground)
Alkmaar Goalie
Here it is here
twits of the yr fulham for pressing the self distuct button in the last 30 secs of the mickey mouse cup
goal of the year: rooney
twit of the year: babel
twat of the century: john terry – punish the chump please
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jeff stelling rant of the year
Twit of the year- Without doubt goes to Nicolas Bednar, arrested for kicking mirrors off cars after a night on the sauce….The self proclaimed ” One of the best strikers in the world” has 2 braincells left and they are fighting with each other, Emotional headlock springs to mind
Football moment of the year
Republic of Irelands lap of honour at the Aviva stadium when they qualified for Euro 2012 , emotional stuff!
Andy Carroll Won’t Be Involved In This Goal Of The Year Award: Van Persie
Footballer Most Likely to Show Up In A Reality TV Show in 2023:Joey Barton
The Swan Lake Award For Diving:Suarez