Obviously we don’t care where David Haye actually is because it’s probably somewhere really dull like round his mum’s having a cup of tea. Which isn’t very funny, no offence Mrs Haye. What we’re after is the funniest, most ludicrous, wittiest, meanest suggestion you can think of for where the bashful boxer could be holed up as German police hunt him down for his past in the Dereck Chisora- Vitali Klitschko post-fight madness/publicity stunt.
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As David Haye is now back in the country there can only be one place that the big man is hiding……..’Toe’cester racecourse!
His in a needle stack
In Wladimir Klitschko’s back pocket.
Toe-ting High Street
with wally….
David Haye is at the chiropodist
He’s been hiding in Anne Franks bedroom
Under wlads bed!
The us army killed him but dumped him at sea without any pictures or evidence
He’s hiding in a farmers field…. hayestack!
I was going to write funny answer for where David Haye is, but it seems I can’t type properly since I broke my little toe.
my best guess would be…. hes hiding in the hospital doing physio on his toe while assuming the disguise of Lennox Lewis
Is he hiding in Hyde because he’s scared of getting a Hiding?
Haye has gone into hiding in TOEging Am Inn……….also in Bavaria !!
He’s gone missing in Germany …. Again !!
He’s probably at the local pound.. isn’t that where all unloved boxers end up?
In the Emirates Stadium, nobody goes there any more!
David Haye is not hiding he was blown away in the English winter weather he got caught up in a toenado
I reckon Haye was hiding on the same bench Tevez wouldn’t get off when he was playing for Manchester City. Two sportsmen paid a fortune but when they get to Muncih they do nothing…
Failed Boxer
101 Poor Excuse Lane
LostAllCreditibilityShire
KO1 OLD
David haye is hiding in Dereck Chisora’s Wardrobe
He’s in a safe house… Josef Fritzl’s old gaff.
Behind Richard dunne, as every 1 saw from Russia nothing get past him.
Chisora has managed to actually “physically shoot” David Haye and he did indeed “burn him” to hide the evidence. Dereck Chisora aka Tony Soprano
The last place you’d expect to find anything.. the Arsenal trophy cabinet.
He was last spotted at wankers corner -Oregona United States
He’s in the trophy room at the emirates – should be ok for a while yet! #mindthegap
With Craig Whyte
Him and Lord Lucan are drinking cocktails in johannesburg
He’s been found in the middle of the Indian Ocean on a dingy fashioned out of boxing gloves and blow up dolls with nobody to talk to but a football with a face painted on it which he’s convinced is Adam Booth. Despite it only being a day since the brawl he’s grown a shaggy Jesus beard and gone mad with hunger.
He just keeps repeating the same words: “I got ‘em on the run, they’re all duckin David. Innit Adam? Yeah Adam, yeah…but the German’s are coming for me…the German’s are comin for me…the German’s….coming for me…”
Upon being contacted by the coastguard his wife was heard to say “Keep him.”
He’s at the vet getting treated for foot in mouth disease
David haye is hiding in arsenals trophy room, no one will be in there for awhile !!
Under the ring with Hornswoggle.
After the $150 million dollar success George foreman has had with his lean mean fat grillin machine, david haye has announced he is bringing out a TOEster
He’s been in hospital showing the symptoms of puffy eyes, broken toes and heavy disappointment… But apparently its just Hayefever!
He’s getting a pedicure!
In Louiw Walsh’s closet?
At the doctors. Apparently his toe is a bit (Chi) sore (a).
@mrdavidhaye found hiding in a military compund on afghan border after a top secret navy seal raid as the prime minister watched from number 10.
David Haye is hiding in Harry Redknapps Monaco bank account,Harry’s dog Rosie deposited him in there this morning.
An ex news of the world reporter “heard” he was last being summoned to Stamford bridge to give the teamtalk ahead of this weekends game. But he’s not going as he fears it’s a prank call by John Terry to get him out the house
!He is hiding in the sleeping compartment of Chris Eubank’s truck as the monocoled one drives him around jolly old London!!
Him & chisora are auditioning for a part in WWE
There experience of not throwing any real punches and unreal acting skills should stand them in good stead
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Cheers Rob, I’ll try again
Take two, I’m new at this
David Haye is hiding under the news stand at Marleybone station, a safe house belonging to Maurice the wonky pigeon. He shields himself from the world with a veil of delusion which he has clad with bullshit and broken promises, but he fools nobody. Passers-by say nothing, happier to let him flounder on the sea of contempt upon which he has cut himself adrift.
Hes been hiding in whitney houstons crack pipe
david haye is hiding in the boxers, boxling glove
David Haye has been spotted hiding in the small welsh town of Hay-On-Wye. His trip is supposedly a spiritual boxing journey but so far the only enlightenment he’s found was “Wye did I grow these shit braids?”
Behind the sisters from The Shining…who would you rather face??
Hes in hiding with lord lucan
He’s been offered a leading role in TOE-tal recall the sequel to total recall and is currently in filming.
He has stiff competition in the box office ratings though in the shape of dereck chisora who has been offered leadin role in blade 3 ahead of his boyhood hero wesley snipes
David Haye told me that David Haye is not actually in hiding, and that David Haye will take on the authorities any time any place, and that they are actually the ones who are running scared of David Haye.
David Haye then went on to tell me that the only reason David Haye left Germany in the first place is because David Haye’s right ear lobe was slightly sore, and although David Haye valiantly fought with this career threatening injury, David Haye couldn’t fully perform and had to retreat.
Big Mac’s underpants. Who’d look there?
Hes at frank bruno,s house getting ready for pantomime season
he’s in uncle Adolf’s bunker in Berlin
at the foot of krakatoa…………………………..
Is he dressed up as a woman at Cheltenham? #wehearyou
He’s popped to the Charm and Diplomacy School for a refund
david haye is in toeingham palace
He could be hiding with Craig Whyte, no one knows where he is either.
Hes hiding in adams boot
David Haye hot-footed across the border into Austria and is squating in the Fritzl basement where he’ll be found, but not for ages.
Its official…. David Haye is so full of shite, he is hiding up his own arse!!!!
In a boxing ring.
He “Fenton” the run in Richmond Park after the Red mist descended – oh Deer !
David is in Pakistan…..the owner’s of Bin Laden’s former house had a vacancy for another cowardly tenant !
David has gone back to the set of Predator 3 where he can let his hair down…..
he is not hiding he will be here toemorrow
Heard he was flying over to USA to join the WWE. That stupid stunt would fit in great over there with the cheap trash talk!!
Apparently he has been spotted walking down a yellow brick road with a scarecrow and a lion, in the search of some heart.
He’s busy makin a new hit record with N-Dubz called ” I’m going to hit you in the face! “
Haye’s doing the Hokey Kokey…you put your right foot in…
DAVID HAYE IS WRAPPED IN TOE-RAGS HIDING IN THE MIDDLE OF A HAYE-STACK HOPEFULLY WITH BIG NEEDLES STUCK FIRMLY IN HIS ARSE AND BIG MOUTH !
rumour has it hes in his cousins josefs basement in austria