Tell us what you think they're saying and win a £/€50 free bet.
We Have A Winner!!!
The €50 free bet goes to Michaeldrfc with his simple but effective:
“1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war”
Congratulations Michael.
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This was going to be an update on what had happened at the Masters in Augusta so far today. But up to now sod all has actually happened. Tiger Woods started his comeback with a couple of early birdies but then promptly stopped it again with a couple of bogies.
Ian Poulter is currently three shots off the lead after a good start. He’s not wearing his usual visually offensive attire but he still has a round and a half to fashion a way to blow his chances.
With the leaders yet to tee off and no one below them pulling up any trees, there hasn’t been much movement in the leader-board. So we’re going to give away a free bet instead.
The Important Details Part
It’s a simple caption competition. You tell us what you think Phil Mickelson and Tiger Woods are saying to each other in the above picture and the wittiest entry will get a £/€50 free bet. There may be some runners-up prizes awarded too, depending on the quality of the entries. Post your answer as a comment and don’t forget to use the email address you have registered with your Paddy Power account.
The free bet will be awarded tomorrow morning, or at least before 12. Depending on how many pints are consumed tonight.
Seriously how many wearing that jacket?! Gotta hand it to ya’ man!
‘One of us is gonna have to change’
Phil “Try playing left handed during round four at the Masters Tiger” …..
You drive over McIlroy, I’ll take out Westwood. Deal?
You will have the white stains removed first and then return the jacket
hey tiger that was a pretty impressive string of birdies you racked up today. cheers phil and my golfs not going too badly either
The moment when Tiger eyes up another pair of great tits. #wehearyou #givemeafiftypoundfreebet
if you wanna shake something else ill meet you at the 9th hole after dark
Jackets gonna get you laid
Phil “Tiger, This jacket is going to get you more ass than a toilet seat…”
Phil “You should have taken the coat hanger out Tiger”
Phil ” i guess them new balls did the trick” Tiger…”that’s what she said”
Phil “Some young curly Irish lad put a curse on the jacket, but what’s the worst that can happen…?”
That was the most accurate use of a golf club since that night your wife chased you out of your house, Tiger!
surprised you bothered to come here tiger with their rules on women not like hooters is it.
Dam it! I wish id given you a call to see what you were wearing before we went on the pull
Phil ” well done tiger ”
Tiger ” I’ll be back next year for your wife “
Can you see my nipples throught this jacket?!?
“i heard ur trying to be like rory but to date serena williams jesus tiger shed rip u to bits if u do the dirty on her”
Tiger – “See you at Long Legs at 11″
Thanks for giving her my room key phil..
PHIL – “That’s a big old smile you got there Tiger”
TIGER-”It’s not real Phil,it’s not real at all”
Damn phone!!! THROUGH…
haha tiger..i beat u to that one!!!….it’s a man she wanted not a playboy!!!
Phil – ” I just farted, can u smell it? ” Tiger – ” that ain’t your fart your smelling phil ! “
Hope your’e not lookin’ at me Mrs,Tiger!
Sure why else would I be smiling,4 jackets?oh yeah that’s more than you too
Phil -” come on it’s dark, can we both just give up now please? ” Tiger – ” well I ain’t letting go first ! “.
“1 2 3 4 I declare a thumb war”
P:i hope you pull one out there tiger… T: i hope i pull one too phil.
Well, this is awkward!
I told you tiger “no red and green should never be seen with out the nanny between”
Happy patties day phil
I got that “Birdie before you. an you no it !
No, Mrs Mickelson isn’t free tonight.
“These jackets may be a bit garish but they don’t half go well with our Paddy Power Lucky Underpants !
Tiger through gritted fake smile: “Try keep smiling for the cameras while I crush your hand”
Phil: “Hey Tiger, button that god damn jacket will you! That red reflects terribly on my cheeks.”
Tiger: “Beers and some road beef back at mine later if your interested?
Phil: look into my eyes when i click my fingers you will be an average golfer
Phil: I see Giggsy is dating your ex
Tiger: Which One?
Phil: Steve Williams
“Poults thinks he’s got style? doubt we’ll ever see him in one of these!”
Phil: What you laughing at?
Tiger: Your fly is undone.
Phil: Whats so funny tiger?
Tiger: i just went to the toilet and haven’t washed my hands
Phil; Peace be with you
Tiger: and also with you
Phil “if you go near my girl i’ll kill you……..Tiger “sure!
” (sarcasm)
Phil Congratulations on your fourth and final green jacket
Tiger Thanks Phil regards to Amy
Phil ‘This year I want your red vest!’ Tiger ‘squeeze ya for it!’
8 years from now your wife and kids will have left you, the crowd will be cheering for me, and you will be struggling to make the cut
I got into this tournament for one reason: jacket. And now I have a new reason: kicking your ass
Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger
Phil : Hi thanks for coming if you could slip on your big feet and red nose the kids are out back
Tiger: What you talking about Willis
Things used to be “frosty” between phil and tiger but as we can see they have patched things up
Tiger: “your great phil”
phil: “your greeeeeeaaat too tiger”
you can`t make the scene if you ain`t got the green
Tiger “Don’t look now but there’s an average looking woman over there that i’m going to smash in butlers cabin tonight…”
I got more green jackets than you…yeah well my cock is bigger
I thought we’d have a winner by 12 bells? come on paddy!
he may have consumed a few to many pints lol..
When the multi millionaire and the billionaire came face to face no one expected them both to be wearin the same jacket from Boyes that cost £3.99.
hey rob……who won this competition??? or did you just forget about it you plank.
When do i get this free bet?
1 2 3 4 nobody gives a fuck anymore
I put it in to your account on Sunday. It was showing up in your account from this end. I’ve deleted it and put it in again now. Let me know if it’s still no showing up.
Yeh it showed up… Now going to back andy carroll to score tonight.
Ah now, if you’re just going to waste it I’ll have to take it back.
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