Between the posts – that’s where he’s going to get his goals
- Jamie Redknapp
Anywhere else on the pitch that was a penalty
- Gary Neville
The airwaves are filled with blathering, nonsensical commentators and pundits who spill out the same turgid clichés week in and week out.
We know Peter Crouch has a good touch for a big man. We are fully aware of how many halves there are in a game and not every Rooney goal is the most amazing goal ever. It can’t be. We’re not idiots. We do not need to be pandered to.
Growing tired of the back-slapping old pros hamming it up for Mr Murdoch, refusing to give an honest answer, we decided to do something about it. The Paddy Power way.
We ‘acquired’ the services of Robbie Fowler, hooked him up to a lie detector test and asked him your questions. The questions others wouldn’t dare to ask. Did he tell us the truth? He didn’t have a choice…