UPDATE: Competition via the blog is now closed. We will be in touch with the winning entries from week starting June 18.
For all the talk of Mario Gomez and glorious Spanish passing, there’s really been one standout star so far at Euro 2012: Paddy Power’s lucky pants.
If it works for Nicklas Bendtner, it can work for you.
LUCKY MAN: Nicklas Bendtner shows his real form against Portugal (picture: Getty)
The 24-year-old Arsenal striker wheeled away after scoring his excellent second header against Portugal to reveal that not only has he supreme confidence, but supreme taste in men’s undergarments.
The Paddy Power Blog team weren’t the only ones impressed. Twitter threatened to explode and reports of Scarlett Johansson getting a little moist flooded our SMS inbox.
More importantly, punters demanded to know where they could get their hands, and other bits, on some of these amazing Paddy Power lucky pants.
Well, folks, Paddy’s come up trumps. The Paddy Power Blog has 100 pairs to give away.
To enter, it’s pretty easy.
- Just tell us WHY you deserve these lucky pants in the comments section (below) of this post.
That’s the only way to enter this competition. Only the answers which amuse us most will be successful. The Paddy Power Blog team’s decision is final. Simple. Make us laugh. Entrants must be over 18.
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I derserve the pants as i would wear them all the time and get lucky in the bedroom
Because you’re first, you’re a winner. Just wait til we get the supplies in – and there’s a pair in the post for you. We’ll be in touch, mate.
I really think that I deserve a pair of Paddy power..
I am from Denmark, and really want a “pair of luck”..
if i cant win them, please tell me where to buy them, i reeeaally want them !!
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I deserve some luck Paddy If Bendtner can score on the Pitch with these bad boys. Im sure as hell gonna score on the weekend with these on. Also stag do coming up these gotta be the party Piece for me ha
Need a pair of lucky pants for the game in Poland tonight Paddy, that and an awesome #PRICEGASM on Dicky Dunne getting the winner!
Quite frankly my goal scoring form is terrible Paddy!I need your help! With the PaddyPower pants I can score and celebrate like Bendtner!
With the amount of money ive lost on the horses this year, these would be my new lucky pants
And I might actually be able to afford to wash them if i win :/
I deserve the lucky pants cause if Nicklas Bendtner can score twice with them on I can surely score on a night out with them on me…!
I deserve a pair
Of paddy power lucky pants coz I’ve lost my own pants to
Paddy in the
Past and soiled a few with these pricegasms
So I can be the well dressed host of the pants party. You’re invited!
Because I love bendtner so much he is my twitter avatar (silts81) and I love paddy power so much I shared the photo on Facebook today.
Because if I don’t with them here I’ll have lure Bendtner to my gingerbread house to steak his
steal**
I’m the first to comment which shows how committed I am to these great pair of pants. A customer who loves a #PRICEGASM #ouuuuhhh
I (sadly) work for Glasgow Rangers Football Club….
Enough said.
I deserve these pants as i left the army 5 years ago I’ll, I’ve had 3 different serious illnesses and am finally well again, I’m applying for medical school next year, so I have to have a pair, as my qualifications aren as good as most applicants. (y), and because I love pp of course
Having an awful euro’s betting wise, so unless Ireland win i’ll have lost a lot. We need all the luck we can get. Lucky boxers would really help the cause. Thanks paddy, you’ve taken most of my money
Yours sincerely
Sad punter
Because I’m more arrogant than Bendtner!!!
I could use these lucky pants so I can get ‘pole’ position in my big race next month
Off to meet new girlfriend’s parents this weekend and I don’t have any clean boxers. This could get a little awkward if I don’t have a pair of Paddy Power lucky pants to wear…
need some new undercrackers as i’ve ran out and the missis is getting fed up of me borrowing her thongs all the time
well with my vuvuzela in those pants I’d complete the paddy power collection. Also reckon once the girls see me in them and realise bendtner had the same pair they’d automatically fall for me, but in all seriousness being somewhat Irish (northern Irish) I feel its a right that I should have a pair!
I deserve these wonder pant’s as I think they can improve my game (in real life) me and Nicklas Bendtner play the same style of Football and we both haven’t been lucky until the magical moment came… Nicklas Bendtner found his pants! I think this is what I am missing in my game, if you give me some #PaddyPowerPants then you may see me in the premiership next season!
I deserve the pants because I’ve been injured the last 3 times I’ve played footy! Paddy Pants would bring me the luck I need to stay injury free…
Because just like Bendtner, these pants will increase my odds to score. And I aint talking about football
I deserve the Paddy pants because I’m shit at football and only scored twice last season. From striker. #whiteemileheskey
My Paddy lucky pants from Euro 2008 have holes in and my luck has run out, please please please can I have another pair!
I deserve the PaddyPower Lucky pants because I dont have a job for work placement next year and if I dont get one I fail the college year. I’ll wear them to the interviews as well if I get any!
Been a customer of yours for good while at this stage so that has to count for something, other than that havent got the shift in months and my anty thinks I’m gay! These lucky pants would be my saviour! Can’t score any points in the leaving cert so maybe I can score some fit birds with these pants! Yours sincerely, Adam
My mother has gone away for a month and left me to fend for myself but I have no idea how the washing machine works. I’m running out of boxers at an alarming rate and I’ve already made the trip to pennys. The weather isn’t good enough to go commando and I feel with these lucky pants on me I will actually win some of my mad bets I’ve been blowing my money on.
Paddy, i have never scored…on or off the pitch. It is in YOUR hands now whether i can pop my cherry and finally score that last minute cup final winner i have dreamed of. HELP ME!!!
P.S.:-)…CAN U GIMME 7 PAIRS!!!!I HAVE 7FILLIES TA SERVICE!!YEEEEHAAAA…:-) GEEDY UP:-0)……
I deserve a pair because I’m from Wolverhampton support wolves and look what wolves have done for Irish football.
Basically I deserve these pants because I wouldn’t actually wear them, I’d just pin them to the top of my house for everyone to see and worship them, therefore advertising and promoting paddypower. You can’t go wrong!
Because I want to be like Bendtner! Better then Heskey!
After one pricegasm too many, I have no clean pants left. Take pity on me please.
Because i need all the luck i can to pass my A-levels, also i had an accident in my last pair of lucky pants and i am in need of a replacement urgently.
I need these pants because i am a overweight 24 year old with a beafron belly running the great north run this year and have bet a mate that i can do it in under two hours these pants will give me the boost i need!
After travelling 8 hours to Ukraine to watch England. Missing several trains/buses on the way, the weather being terrible in the UK, only having a few hours sleep and to top it all off my flight being delayed. I think I deserve some luck in my life, hopefully these pants will give me some ‘luck of the irish!’.
Have you seen me play paddy?
I deserve to have a pair of Paddy Power Pants as they would provide a perfect protection against wet patches every time I get into a bit of a mess when a PRICEGASM kicks in!! My Calvins just wont cut it anymore, please Paddy, only you can save me from the sticky embarrassments that are ruining my social life!!!
Hi
I deserved the paddy power lucky underpants because I’ve been unlucky for ages and this could change my luck
Plus Green and white are my parents country’s national colours
AND I’m running out of underpants so winning these will stop me going commando ;o)
A rugby playing friend of mine wears a pair of ‘lucky’ pants until they lose….he’s a hooker and they win a lot. Said pants stay moist in his bag most of the season! He’d love a pair of new ones…..nearly as much as the 2nd row! XL or XXL please if lucky! Thanks
Without these pants Paddy, I feel there’s no chance for me and Scarlett Johansson. Sort me out.
I deserve the pants as I had to endure Nicklas Bendtner drifting out wide and offering precisely nothing in the box for a full season at the Stadium of Light. I would like, no, I NEED a pair of lucky pants for the transfer window to ensure we bring in someone with a bit of class up tops!
Also, my other pair of pants have a hole in.
The lucky pants would change my life, I’d have instant luck every time I wear them and have serious pricegasms everytime I don a pair of Paddy Power lucky pants.
Because I would be talk of the town, Plus you might even get a cheeky photo of me in them for all the lovely irish ladys in the office….
Well paddy where do I start? Last May I broke my collarbone and in September I tore my anterior cruciate ligament and a month ago I broke my ankle. I got do with those pants for a bit of luck next season! #cripplecentral
BEcause I want to be like the one man better then Heskey, Bendtner!
Well paddy I have no luck following my team Sheffield united. I’ve been to 4 playoff finals I have not seen my team score or even look like scoring. We’ve lost in the last minute v palace , 3-0 down at half time v wolves lost to a screamer v burnley and penos v hudds with our keeper missing the final penalty. Also we’ve been relegated from the premiership twice nothin the last games of the season can you believe that??? So come on paddy send me some lucky pants and give me some luck with my football team
Paddy, I deserve a pair of lucky pants cos my last pair are worn right through now!! It’s like wearing a thong!!! Help us out hear Paddy!!!
I deserve the pants as I could blow my nose on them and noone would ever know!!!
Paddy! I deserve a pair of these pants because I travelled all the way to feckin Poland and forgot my Ire v Spain tickets on the plane! Desperately need some luck and my tickets back!
I deserve these pants, as my stoke purpose in life is to become and eventually emulate Nicklad Bendtner, the only way this is now possible, is to own the pants! How do I plan on emulating the great man? Giving me the underwear is a sure fire way to find out!
Yours sincerely, scouser requesting pants
i need a pair of these because im the best footballer in the world along with nicklas bendtner!
I need to woo a girl who just loves the irish….this is the opportunity, just drop Trou and point at the pants…simples.
Well I’ve always wanted to be like bendtner, his football skills are just so impressive….he’s up there with samaras and adrian chiles as people I want to be like…… But most importantly, it’s always been my dream to walk into a local corals and tell them that their prices are shit! But I’ve never had the confidence, with these paddy power pants I would be able to do it! And I could do it whilst only wearing the pants! The pants seem to be more powerful than anything I’ve seen before!
I’ve had two money back refunds from Paddy so far in the Euros, and getting some of these pants would make it three great things. Or as I like to say – triple the whammy, thank you Mammy.
I get married in 3 weeks time, I thought proposing to my fiancée would buy me more time living the dream. Turns out it didnt she has booked the wedding, maxed out the credit card and not even any Paddy Power winnings would cover her spending. I’m in need of as much luck as I can get (especially the wedding night). My lucky pant could be the official sponsor of my wedding. Come on Paddy show me the undies!
I deserve these because I never have any bloody luck
I need some lucky pants as I have ruined all the ones I have due to several #pricegasm accidents!
I think I deserve a pair of these lucky pants because if Bendtner does then I certainly do, he can’t hit a barn door with a banjo!
I feel that I deserve these lucky pants as on Monday I had lescott to score first England to win 1-0 I was almost in tears at the end of the game, also I’m a Liverpool fan so we need all the luck we can get!
I deserve a pair because I use paddy power everyday I love it . Plus r lass has just said she loves them and would give me some Saturday night wrong love if I get a pair . Sort me out paddy lol
Paddy, I deserve a pair of lucky pants cos I’ve worn my last pair right through!!! It’s like wearing a thong now!!! Help us out Paddy!!!!
I need some PP lucky pants as I’ve ruined all the ones I have due to several #pricegasm accidents!
I’ll wear them on the outside of my trousers and go back to when we used to pretend to be a superhero…faster than a speeding bullet (into a kneecap), more powerful than a shot of whiskey…its PaddyMan!
I need the lucky pants to help Scotland to the next World Cup. My other lucky pants are now 14 years old and haven’t been very lucky. Bring on the luck of the Irish!
I will post them as my Facebook profile pic!
I deserve the lucky pants because all the years iv played rugby iv only ever scored 2 trys even 25 stone props have scored more then me I need something to help me score more and what can help more then a pair of magic paddy power lucky pants if they work for bendtner they can work for anyone
I deserve them as my hol(e)y pants have stopped working for me
I’ve just re discovered my paddy power online account and updated it with new e mail etc
These lucky pants will change my luck and hopefully I will pick a few Royal Ascot winners.
I need the luck, in the last month I’ve had my eyes popped out because of a detached retina, bet on moyes to become tottenham manager but it run out today, my favourite horse dies at the age of 4! (captain dimitrios) and I’m about £300 down wouldn’t mind a bit of paddy loving
I need paddys lucky pant so I can give them to my mate Fernando. If not, Robbie might Bendtner and we only just got rid of Kalou
I deserve the pants because after all these pricegasms my current pants are getting a little crusty.
Paddy please supply me with a pair of PP pants as my guts have not been quite right since drinking 14 pints of green beer last Paddys day. Please help me camouflage the green skids with a pair of these awesome pants.
All I can think about is me in my wolf moon jumper and these briefs. Put those two together and you have yourself a combination capable of bringing Ann Widdecombe to her knees. That’s the dream, isn’t it? I’ll be in my room.
Because now Big Nik’s left Sunderland (obviously wasn’t wearing his PaddyPower pants for us as he didn’t score many
) we need a pair to give to our centre forward next season so he can start banging them in! 
Because if these pants make Nicklas Bendtner score goals, then surely they will work wonders for me when I go to Vegas for my 21st in October!
Paddy I reckon I deserve a pair of them fantastic green bodies because i spend all my money bettin on ur app, and basically paddy I have only got 2 pairs of grandad bills in me drawer because I’ve had no luck in the euros upto now therefore leaving me skins and only owning 2 pairs of mud stained grandad boxies
I need these pants as I plan to propose to my girlfriend and don’t think I stand a chance unless I have the pants.
I deserve a par seeing as Karim Benzema stands to lose me 2grand in returns due to him being worse at scoring than me. For me, the Euro’s have been duller than an Adrian Chiles chat show and my losses could be uglier than the man himself. Sort me out Paddy, could do with some Irish luck in the form of underwear!
Aright paddy I think I deserve a pair of your finest green bills because I have no money to buy any because I blow all my hard earned wages on your paddy power offers and pricegasms! My missus is constantly nmoaning as my pairs often get a good 3 days use out of them at a time before getting turned inside out and the ones I do have, are now yellow but I could swear they were white when my nan got me them for christmas 99! Thanks a lot paddy even if you don’t think I deserve a pair I’m sure I will continue to use your betting site and your betting site only! Cheers pad all the best!
I deserve a pair because I have the Junior Cert religion in an hour, and paddy power lucky pants coupled with divine inspiration might just do the trick.
I’ve recently acquired the local donkey and have spent countless days contemplating training him up for his first race on the way to superstardom.
However I just can’t be arsed, and I firmly believe a pair of your lucky underpants would help the lucky jockey win every race.
Obviously he would only be wearing the underpants and his protective flatcap
Howiye Paddy, I deserve the pants so I can pass them on to my close friend emile heskey, he needs all the luck he can get.
I deserve these lucky pants as we are dressing in Ireland colours for work and I have an Irish morph suit that I am going to wear and I am sure a pair of paddy power lucky pants would look great on the outside of my costume and I could do with a bit of luck with scoring these days
I need the pants because if they can even help Bendtner out there is hope for us all – well…… almost! Please can you kidnap Andy Carroll and force him into those kecks? Better still, give me the pants and I will do that for you
Thanks is advance…..
I need these lucky PP pants as I havent won a bet since I lost my lucky rock. Need this luck to change
Just gimme the boxers !!!
Plus I was on the amazing 10/1 Gomez&RVP last night and soiled my previous boxers with the PRICEGASM
I deserve a pair of these so I can give them to our lass cause she is lucky to have me
Because i had already queried if i cud get a pair else where on d blog!!!!
And i think i cud get antonio cassano to like me in a pair!
Because I can’t keep wearing my paddy power banana hammock
I deserve a pair as I am a Leeds united fan, and I need new pants because of the giant skid mark we have in charge of the club.
Paddy picture this
In 5 glorious weeks, I will be heading to IBIZA. where I’ll mainly be rocking around in nothing, but my pants! Think of the advertising benefits, New women followers, FREE advertising at some of europe’s top night spots, and the chance to help a small town boy ‘live the dream’
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I deseve these pant because i have had no luck whatsoever on my Euro 2012 bets
I am going on holiday with the In laws! I need all the luck I can get.
I deserve a pair of Paddy Power pants because I need something to pair up with my “I belong to Diego” tshirt to complete my paddy power costume.
I deserve a pair of these lucky paddy power boxers as although I think I’m the best player in the world and start myself everyweek in front of robin van persie on fifa like bendtner likes to think he should be doing! I still need all the luck I can get to prove I am truly the best! P.S like bendter I can score against good teams like portugal however when it comes to playing against wigan in the premierleague I really do struggle to show why I am the best player for arsenal and in the world. I also wouldn’t mind getting lucky in the bedroom with these babies
Because I have stained all mine with these pricegazms
I deserve the pants because Ill wear them every day for a week in Ibiza.
#DENCHHHH
Hey paddy, like bendtner I also can’t even score in coppers on the weekend, however with the help of paddy power lucky pants my form is sure to improve.
I also have ‘supreme taste in men’s undergarments’.
I could really do with a pair of these right jazzy Paddy Power undies as my girlfriend was wearing my ex-favourite underpants and accidentally did a poo in them.
Not quite #PPWAGWATCH material but a trooper nonetheless.
I need these pants for many reasons.
1) I might win a bet or two in PaddyPower
2) They’ll give me the luck we need for my team to win the league
3) I’ll wear them next year in my leaving cert to help me do well
4) I might be lucky enough to catch a #Pricegasm while im at home
I deserve these pants because I am better than bendtner in every way. Therefore I deserve the pants more than him
I deserve these pants because I’ve bet many times with Paddy Power and failed to win a single penny yet!
Also in desperate need of new boxers, help a guy out?
I deserve some lucky boxers, because if they can turn a rubbish Sunderland striker into a European goal scoring machine. . .
There is still a chance I can pull on the England shirt and wear the boxers with pride!
well Paddy you are giving us “gasms” only fair i should give the missus a “Gasm” too
I think I should geta. Pair so when I score for my sunday league team the banta would be hilourius lol please paddy power hook me up
I need them because of all the #PRICEGASMS i have
Because Nicklas Bendtner is King of men and I deserve a pair so I can be just like him.
they look highly absorbant which is what i need looking at the boys in green playing.
I deserve some free Paddy Power Lucky Pants as the kegs I’m wearing right now are riding right up my arse cleft and its not very comfortable/hygenic. Come on Patrick, help a wedgied brother out!
I’m useless at winning anything else on paddy power due to my selections being woeful. Win a pair of pants rather than having pants predictions. Goon Paddy
I deserve these because i win f@#k all betting at Paddy Power so these might bring me some look too.
Well paddy i think i should get a pair as at football training Its a bit of a thing to sneak up behind a teammate and pull down their shorts in front of everyone on the feild aNd in the crowd. It happens to everyone when ur not paying attention so when it happens to me i want to be proud and stand there with my paddy power boxers!!!! Also imagine the look on my girlfreinds face #PRICEGASM she works for hughes bookies where live!!
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I deserve these because i get married later this month and my new wife will love these on our wedding night.
I deserve some paddy pants to cradle my large irish ornaments
I deserve these lucky pants because recently my luck with the ladies has been abysmal. Ian Dowie and Luke Chadwick covered in dogshit would have better luck than me on a night out!
I could do with a pair cause if Ireland beat Spain tonight I think I may just shit myself
i deserve them to add to my collection of pants for the pull
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i am in need of lucky pants because im in need of some luck right about now, help a bhoy out Paddy!! #COYBIG
Fair to say I NEED these lucky pants not just want them. I have gone through many pairs of pants during the course of Euro 2012 due to various teams conceding when I don’t want them to or coming extremely close to scoring. These Paddy Power lucky pants would help restore my dignity as well as increasing my fortunes!
being a liverpool fan i need something for the new season ahead
I don’t deserve them, I don’t need them, I just want them, make it happen!
Because I only ever place bets with paddy power, One day I went to a rival bookies but from that bad experience I will never use any other bookies just for the sake of convenience. Also the boxers are shit cool! PP4LIFE
I deserve these lucky pants as I’m the only person in the world who’s better than bendtner!
because my current pair resemble a paddy field..really should get some new ones.
I should get a pair of lucky underpants to help me in your Euro 2012 competition in conjunction with mrfixitstips and the daily record. I haven’t scored a point yet so I really could use some luck pants.
#iwearyoupaddy
Hi, as a sunderland fan I’m just slightly annoyed you didn’t give him the pants at the start of the season! He scored a third of the goals he scored for us in the season in one match with those pants on! Thats luck if I’ve ever seen it! If any luck like that can come my way by owning a pair of these pants, id be extremely grateful. Maybe I might actually start winning some bets for once! #COYBIG
I deserve a pair of Paddy Power lucky pants because I’d benefit the world by using them to cover up Wayne Rooney’s new haircut!
I need a pair of these lucky pants as our local football team were really awful last season. I feel with a pair of these it will help me discover better chances in the box and help me score important goals for our team. If it worked for nicklas bendtner & Denmark then I am 100% sure they will work for Craig Skyrme & Liverton FC. Please help me & Liverton FC out Paddy
Going to a party for the final of the euros, my ex will be there, so I – like Bendtner – NEED to score, help a guy out Paddy…
I deserve the pants because I am crap at 5aside but I hope wearing them would help me bang the goals in like Nicklas Bendtner.
This is a ‘pants’ competition paddy! But I really want the pants.
Come on Paddy – just imagine this
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i need all 100 pairs or i’ll never score again help me obi wan paddy your my only hope
I deserve them because i missed your Ireland to score anytime pricegasm! COYBIG
I deserve Paddy’s lucky pants because i believe i’m the luckiest person i know and used your paddy power last season chunk1690 . Happy go lucky guy
there for my girlfriend
I have actually celebrated a goal in the same vein as Bendtner for my Sunday league side…..mildly embarrassing when I realised I’d gone commando that day!
Need pants to ensure no further fails!
I’m even trying to get #showmetheundiespaddy trending on twitter.
Power of the people
I deserve the PP undercrackers as I will personally send them to a member of the England team to avoid another embarrassment against the Swedes in a major tournament – ‘Do I not like that’!
I’d like a pair, as England are in danger of getting past the group stage, and I’ve only brought 12 days’ worth out with me. Before day 12, though, I can also wear them on my head to celebrate an Irish victory over Spain. “Lob me some lime-green lingerie !”
I need these pants because I need somewhere to tuck in me vuvuzela!
I am the love child of torres and heskey, so as u can imagine I need all the help I can get !
lucky pants?…please paddy…I WANNA BE CALLED PADDY PANTSDOWN!!!
I deserve these lucky pants because (see my surname) my last few pairs have burnt to a cinder!!! Plus i only scored once last season, need some luck in-front of goal! Love you paddy!
P.s. Are they fireproof?!
i need these pants because they’re the most legendary pants i’ve seen a football wear!
I need Paddy Power pants because I just can’t stop shitting myself. Need all the luck I can get, in that respect.
I need a pair of Paddy Pants because if I get a pair of Pants and my husband doesn’t then I can strutt round the house in them doing a peacock making him so jealous.
Hi paddy, Could I please b 1 of 100 to get a pair of lucky pants, I spent so much money on ur site and Neva win bugga all bk but that’s just my luck
also I play football and my position is forward, didn’t score as many goals last season as normaly do so if they work for bendtner they got 2 wrk 4 me 
cheers paddy
Broady
Paddy my only pair of tighty whities are no longer white :/ and I could do with some fresh ones. People keep saying I smell bad and I dont get lucky so you never know if I had new lucky jocks I’d get a girl to sucky my cock
Need to get me some lucky pants to score me some Croat diddies!!
Please Paddy, i need a pair, all my pants are pants!
My Mrs has refused to wash my clothes as she is in a huff so I have refused to change. I need clean pants!
I would like to win some Paddy Power lucky pants as I would proudly parade around the house with just them on… so free advertising! Actually… you’ll probably lose customers with my figure :/
I deserve Paddys Lucky pants as last week when I went to Physio I forgot I was commando and when she asked me to slip off my trousers, I started to but noticed I hadn’t any on, she noticed as well, so she went and got me these white shorts which had seen better days, so next time hopefully I can surprise her with my lucky paddy pants and retrieve some of my dignity.
Please can I have a pair of Paddy Power lucky pants! I’ve been on a goal drought since before Christmas with my football team, this is my last hope to break it, it is worse than Torres at Chelsea! If it works for Bendtner it can work for me!
I’m gonna wear my pants, get a game for Scotland, score the winning goal against the English, show the world my kecks and then sell them on eBay to pay off the UEFA fine…
Well with all this football on telly and having to watch 2 games a day the alcohol content in my blood is rather high.
I may need the luck of the Irish to pull me through
I think you should give me a pair of the paddy power boxer shorts as I’ve better chance of scoring more than Bentner:)
I would like to win some Paddy Power lucky pants as I could then say ‘knickers’ to the rest of my underwear!
Because I have gave more money to Paddy Power this season with beaten dockets
I deserve the pants to Support the Irish tonight as Paddy Power are refunding losing bets IF SPAIN DON’T WIN! whoop whoop!
i really need a pair of these pants i want to wear them every sheff utd game next season, we cant have another unlucky season like last.
Have just ran out of clothes over here in Gdansk Paddy! Any chance of a spare pair of jocks!? From a desperate Irish fan…
Deserve a pair because I’ve spent so much on paddy power I’ve had to sell all my underpants just to survive so im in need of a new pair and it’s getting a bit drafty when Im wearing shorts x
I need my luck to change. I may have been the most popular lad in school, but i was homeschooled.
i think i deserve a pair cause i destroyed mine with a bad curry last night
All my underwear mysteriously vanished when Greg Townsend ‘disappeared for a bit’. Coincidence? I think not. Paddy, you owe me some pants!
Could do with a spare pair of pants tonight if Paul McShane gets near the pitch Paddy! #COYBIG
I deserve a pair of pants because I simply can’t afford to buy them after a catastrophic start to Euro2012! Plenty more matches to win it back on though!
With all these amazing offers on the euros it’s getting me a tad excited, so excited tiny bits of wee pop out! The wee stains don’t really hide in my usual boxers so surely I deserve a pair to blend it in, after all it is your fantastic offers fault!
Made a serious #GDANSK in my pants this morning due to the #PRICEGASM, any chance of a pair of #PADDYPANTS for Spain tonight? #COYBIG
Because i’m so lucky to have found this just in time
please give me a pair of these paddy power pants im going on holiday soon and i want to wear them everywhere i go,
Frankly I don’t deserve the lucky pants, however the fact I have just soiled my own, means they would be very much appreciated!
I deserve a pair of lucky pants because I have always stuck by super Nicky B and finally the luck has paid off. Can’t wait for him to score 30 goals for arsenal next year as he is the self proclaimed best player in history.
In a more realistic case.. I have just had some tricky finalist exams so I need some luck to get the grades I want and get a job. I would love some lucky pants or a job!
Thanks paddy and keep the offers coming!!
I would love to hav a pair of paddy power pants and make all m work mates and friends jealious as paddy power is the only book makers I use.
I could do with these pants because the ladies have become very fashion obsessed and apparantly,wearing Asda George boxers make me un-cool….please paddy,make me cool again.
i deserve a pair of paddy power pants because paddy power is the best group to bet with.
I think I deserve a pair of PaddyPower pants after the number of pairs Paddy has made me ruin due to #Pricegasms. It’s only fair
I deserve a pair of pants because i need some luck from the money you take from me. Would also be good advertisement as ill run around the street with them just for you
heading of to magaluf in 2 weeks and need a pair of lucky boxers for pulling women
paddy i’ve run out of pants need new ones . the girlfriend said she’d throw me out if she catches me wearing hers again. i need some lucky pants to help me out.
I would love these pants paddy im a mad gamblers who loves the site, free advertising when i go on holiday paddy please can i have apair
I need Paddy Power Pants because like Bendtner I too think I’m the World’s Greatest so I too should be wearing the World’s Greatest Pants from the World’s Greatest Bookies
I deserve the pants so I can give all the ladies a pricegasm to remember and itll be paddys name on their lips not mine…i would akso get u pics of the ladies in them. Plus im going to a fancy dress party and thinking of creating pricegasm man for it wearing just paddys lucky pants #promoskills
I LIKE THE WORD POWER AND I PARTICULARLY LIKE GREEN PANTS. It’s like we were made for eachother…. please don’t get in our way paddy
i only have black and white underwear, with some paddy power green ones i could finally change it up
Who wouldn’t want a pair of paddy power pants I’d show all my mates them. And go into to ladbrokes and William hills and show them my paddy power pants and walk out cos paddy gives the best money back specials!
Most of my pants have skids in them, at least with a lucky pair of pants I might yet keep a pair clean. Please Paddy…
Cause i have work all the games
SO IF I GET THEM I CAN RUB THEM IN MY MATES FACES
Since leaving Fathers for Justice, I have really missed getting dressed up and climbing up parliamentary buildings.
So, I would love to become ‘Super Paddy’. Father of one by day, fighting crime on the streets by night. The pants would be worn over a lyrca green outfit, donned with an eye mask to cover ones identity.
Or, I can just dress up in that attire, with a sandwich-board and point people to the nearest Paddy Power bookies.
Your choice.
We hear you paddy, but how about you tell me why I should where your lucky pants??!!0
If I win a pair I’ll run through my town with just does on! Good advertising I think paddy!
I need a new pair o pants cause the arse is ripped outta this country never mind my underpants!
I need to have a pair of these because I can’t have a pricegasm without the power of the Paddy Power Pants! ah go on Padds give me a pair!
I am just gone 18, I can’t get a girl, I can’t start for any team, I am after gaining weight, I can’t win money on betting anymore, and with the super powers of the lucky paddy power underwear I will become once again a great gambler, footballer and shifter
Give me the lucky pants as I’m going on a lads holiday soon and could do with some ‘pulling pants’ I reckon all the greek birds will love them!
Having bet on around 15 Pricegasms and winning only once, I hope the paddy power pants will help me break paddys voodoo power as well as his bank. Also I look good in green.
I have my a-levels and when I finish every exam I will jump up on the table and reveal the lucky pants, oh my nickname is Paddy btw…
I need a new pair of lucky pants cos my current ones have a hole in them, means one of my nads is “freeballin’”.
I need some lucky Paddy Power pants for one simple reason. I am ginger. If being socially inept wasn’t enough, I work in Suffolk, but live in Norfolk which is just pure bad luck. Please Paddy, I need all the help I can get
I need a pair of those pants Paddy, I’ve been going commando since you took my trousers down at Cheltenham when I lost my last pair on Kauto Star.
This nappy rash is killing me…..
I deserve these pants because Bendtner is my favourite player and has been for years. I have the number 52 on all of my shirts and love all the antics that Bendtner gets up to! I’ve even got a nickname for him;- The Whip, because of the flick in his hair! please give me a pair or tell me where i can buy some!!!!!!
Id like to have them as my wife robs all my boxers but she hates green so she wont go near these:-)
I need a pair of lucky pants because you keep taking my money Paddy!
Cause I’m a CORK MAN ALRIGHT!!
I’ll never look as good as bendtner, I’ll never play as well as him but hopefully I can wear the same lucky pants as him!!
I think I should get a pair as you can’t get more unlucky then me! Wolves and England fan, need I say more
I was married last week,just before the euros began. My new wife is now getting sick of this festivel of football. However she hates the color green. My plan is to plonk myself on the couch in nothing but my Paddy Power lucky pants, she will be so disgusted she will leave and go to her mothers for the evening leaving me in peace to get stuck into the foota and some pricegasm action
I deserve the pants because I always miss out on the #pricegasm!,
There are few reasons I feel I should have a pair if lucky pants.
First is my current pair of pants have run there time, after a good solid 1 year-4 months-14 days I feel it’s time for a change, as they have more DNA than a sperm bank.
Also I feel they might help me pull on a night out, i need all the help i can get now that ive misplaced my lucky pulling knife.
because this will be the closest i ever get to having the balls of Bendtner. pretty please!
I need this because I put a bet on the champions league final which I lost and caused me to contemplate football suicide. I was in a pit of football depression when a man wearing green underwear saved my life. He collapsed when he was about to save someone else from the fate I so nearly suffered from, and I need these boxers to honour his memory (his memory would be best honoured in the medium size).
Ive lost so many bets on my paddy power account during the euros I think I need your lucky pants to help me pic a winner
I desrve to win these pants because I scored 87 goals this season and will score even more next so I will be able to flash them off about 100 times to my 2 or 3 female fans!
Bentner owes me because I brought my Arsenal shirt with his name on the back when he was number 26, then before the season had even started he changed his number to 52.
It was only a joke getting his name and number on my shirt in the first place- and in the end it wasnt even an accurate joke!!
He owe’s me at least a pair of PaddyPower Pants!!
Please x
They look beast!!! And if I score next season I’ll do the same celebration as bendtner
Tried the facebook link and its not working. If I can’t get a pair I will rename you paddy letsdown. A close relation to paddy pantsdown! #iwantmypants
I deserve a pair of pants Pad cos Im sitting here off sick from work
texting/emailing my mates your pricegasms might as well be working for you for nothing at least a pair of Paddy Power Pants would be seen as some kind of uniform for your underpayed employee
Paddy could do with some lucky pants to imprive the performance of oir cricket team having a shocking season and the weather is not helping either cheers paddy
Coz i neva scored a goal all last season n I’m sum I will while wearing power pants if it makes bendter score 2 thn I’m sure il bag hat trick. Although he is one of the worlds best strikers
I would like some paddy power pants as when I wheeledaway after scoring a goal I felt naked and inhuman without them on.. Please paddy I need those pants
i think i shud get i would were them over here in budapest nice bit of advertisement for u paddy
Hi Paddy,
I need a pair of your pants because I’ve had a #PRICEGASM in all of my other pairs!!
My mates ma said i could take her down to disappointment town over the weekend if i was wearing these boxers. And yes she looks like stiflers mom!
i want to SCORE!
I deserve a pair because I am going through a drought of Emile Heskey proportions off the pitch and could do with a change of luck from your pants!
I need some lucky pants, if bendtner can score 2 than that means ill scores loads n play for England n we might win something!!!
Hi paddy
Ma missus wants to see me in
PP PANTS as she dosent get to
See any other returns from. PP
CHEERS PADDY. 😂😂😂
I need the pants paddy as i have done my dough on the dutch winning the tournament and Mrs is now refusing to do my washing! Already turned them inside out for a few extra days use! Help us out please paddy.
I need these pants because I have lost my faith in humanity, the simple act of giving me these pants would make me whole again.. That is all!
I need a clean pair after all of the pricegasms!!
I’m pretty sure the amount of money I’ve lost using paddy power online has paid for that green truck and vuvuzela to be made! Need lucky pants to change my luck! Please please please
I deserve a pair cause I was forced all last weekend to wear a Black Thong on my STAG!!! Sigh….
I need the lucky pants because I am an alien. Its so difficult to get anything that matches my skin tone, but now I have found something. How lucky is that
Because When I sniff a chance they’ll be like Paddy Powers Offers…. When they’re gone… They’re gone!!!!!!! …. And my name is Paddy!!
I should get a pair as my fiancee flung the last pair I had away. If I get a new pair and she does the same then she isn’t the one.
Paddy, stop me making a huge mistake
I deserve these undergarments because I am undergoing a long, complicated and expensive change in life. On the 29th of this month I will no longer be a woman, my body will be transformed into that of a male. I will need to purchase everything new including clothes and most importantly, underpants. These would come in really handy and will be the start of my long process in this critical moment in life. Please consider me.
I deserve them as all my other ones are fucked due to your pricegasms! Help a man out here my baws are freezing!
I NEED, a pair of Lucky pants as I have exams for the next 2 weeks and rather than studying I’ve been watching the Football, following the exploits of ALL my mates in Poland and studying n debating form, fitness n statistics. So unless the exam is on what clubs the entire Greek team play for I’m GOING TO FAIL. That is of course UNLESS i have Paddys very own Lucky pants. My future is in your hands…
Id love a pair of the boxers cus I’m a proud Englishman but there’s a big bit of me that wishes I was Irish and I struggle to keep it in.PLEEEZE HELP ME (:-)
Because I have 4 brats at home, work 6 nights each week and need all the luck I can to get to the boozer for a couple of pints…its been so long, tell me something…is the Guinness still dark and creamy ?
I need some lucky pants paddy, much like bendtner I have had a long year stuck in Sunderland, the lucky pants may be able to help me get out, maybe go 2 Portugal!
Come on Ireland
You can do it
A little dribble
From the back
And save our friend Trap from the sack
Put all my money on Ireland to win
I didn´t think it was such a sin
After the first game I had a fit
Now I need these Pants
To clear up my sh*t
As you can tell as an Ireland supporter we need the paddy power luck tonight. If they can work for bendtner they can work for anyone as his arsenal form shows
I deserve these pants coz I need a change of luck, at 22 I became the father of twin girls! 3 years later my wife is now pregnant and about to give birth to, yet another girl! Hopefully these lucky green pants will give me the lil boy I long for!
I deserve a pair because…. I was the first person cheeky enough to ask for a pair after u posted the picture of Bentner wearing them, after he scored, on twitter?!?! And Paddy Power is the best bookmaker EVER (Obviously)!!!!!
Paddy, please can I have a pair of the pants. I was on the verge of announcing my retirement from international football after missing numerous sitters this season. However, after seeing what the pants did for nicklas, I just wonder if they could do the same for me and I may not slip through the net after all. Cheers, kev (three time clubman of the year at Sunday league level)
I deserve the pants as I can’t afford them due to the fact I spend my bollocks on your website betting. Excuse the pun.
I think I deserve them as I gamble with you every day and currently going through a bad streak! Need something to change luck before Galway races!
Paddy i cannot believe how many brits are walking about in stained undies cos they cant either shake it dab it or wipe it properly, as for the ones that want it to pop there cherry or get laid, come on lads there green for gods sake, d’ya really think ya missus is gonna jump on ya boner cos your wearing green pants, so send me a pair & i might just get a good nights sleep.
I deserve the pants because I have €100 on the Boys In Green to get out of the group with Paddy Power! Ingenious advertising btw! Please send me a pair!!
Because my previous lucky pants had to retire(due to them perishing at the crotch area)….they were legendary and only a pair of paddy power pants could possibly feel those boots!
Cheers
Come on Paddy I can hardly wait. Let’s make the Ford-Turner wedding night be sponsored by Paddy Power. Let’s make this happen.
Show me the undies Paddy!
If Bendtner can score twice in Paddys pants then image what I could do with a pair!
I deserve a pair of your lucky pants as I’ve been playing for 18 years and the only goal I’ve scored is an own goal coming of my back side . If I do score in the right end or the bedroom I shall post a pic of me wearing them .
I deserve a pair because my name’s Paddy and I’d love to whip out the waistband in a nightclub in Galway! Bitches love that shit!
My lucky pants recently got a hole in and then Ireland lost to Croatia! If I get these I reckon we will beat Spain tonight!!
Paddy i been trying everything to woo my lady moo pants from ann summers, wearing her lacy underwear as a suprise nothing seems to be working so if i tell her im wearing pants from a footy icon my luck could finally change
Ill wear them like superman pants , flying around saving people from doing dodgy bets
I need these green pants in my life,
They’re sure to impress my Irish wife,
I’ll pretend my names Paddy,
A fit Irish laddy,
And she’ll give me the night of my life.
Maybe.
If they can work for that donkey they can work for me
I really need them pants because id done a 2-2 draw. N when bentner scored i cheered so quick i followed thru n ruined my C.K’s
I need those pants to bring England luck when watching them get to the final whilst in Dubai for the championships from next week. The England supporters of Dubai need your help Paddy!
I deserve them because I had 20 on Bendthner to score at anytime.
And im a paddy power fanatic!
I think i deserve a pair off lucky pants because to date i have spent a fortune gambleing with paddy power and to date have had no luck
maybe a pair of lucky pants is what i need so please let me see if they work 
Thanks
Horeshoe < Rabbits foot < Paddy Power Pants.
Fact.
Hi paddy I think I deserve the lucky pants because I keep posting comments but I dont know if they’re sending to you!
I deserve them because i have had to move out of my rented house and am now sharing a room with my mate. Need some luck paddy!
I’m short, I’m a Villa fan, I’m Welsh and I live with a Spurs fan. I clearly have no luck at all in life, so I probably need a pair of lucky pants more than anything else to turn my fortunes around!
I deserve them because I am just got dumped after 8 year relationship an she is already with some other tool. I’m pretty sure these pants will have the desired effect with any woman I meet out!!!!
I want them to keep my PP in order. That is my Paddy Power account of course.
I gotta get a pair of these if Bendtner scored they are the reason he did! I can’t score for shit so PICK ME!!
I deserve the pants because I am currently in Poland and missing my daughters birth to watch Ireland in the Euros and im a regular user of Paddy Power online so everytime i deposit i will wear the pants for luck!
Howdy , I think I deserve these pants for a couple of reasons, firstly I am having a shocker at the moment, pricegasm keeps sucking me in and Im now broke lol! Also I have a shit job, I am injured, but I’m still happy! Lastly , I keep betting with paddy power , but it’s the only site that I dont win with, but I am staying loyal!
I need new Pants and these would be excellent ones, and the fit looks perfect…
Hi paddy, I feel I deserve the PP lucky pants cause off my bad luck in my gambling and the fact whenever I back a pricegasm I never win. I am also recoveri from a broken ankle and torn anterior cruciate ligament so to get a pairof these would cheer me up and no doubt help me enormously in my rehab.
I need some cos I av no luck an never win anything.
i want a pair of paddy power pants to be able to give them to Ronaldo, so then maybe, just maybe, he’ll be able to rival Bendtner for the world’s best player!!!
I deserve the lucky pants as paddy power are the only bookies i bet with and sometimes could do with the lucky on my bets!
Cheers!
Need the lucky pants badly can’t pick a winner to save my life in euros obviously down to lack of pants nothing to do with been clueless
Come on Ireland
After watching Bentndar wear those beauts against Portugal I definatly need a new pair of undies…as I creamed the ones I had on me! Cheers Paddy!
I deserve these pants as I was the first to ask for them! http://blog.paddypower.com/2012/06/13/bendtner-scores-twice-with-paddy-powers-lucky-pants/
Do you hear me paddy?
I pricegasmed all over my old panties.
#oooooooaaaaaaaaaaagggggaaaaaaahhhhhghhhh!!!
I deserve a pair as my only other ones have got holes in!
I need those lucky pants because I haven’t got a decent bet up in ages with paddy power and I keep missing your pricegasms too!
I deserve a pair, because I’ll be able to advertise Paddy Power to a broader female audience,
Been back at footy a few weeks now after a few year break. Everybody saying I’ve lost and they’re right I can’t hit a barn door. Would love to show I’ve still got it and celebrate Bendter style. Would go down very well.
And if that’s not enough I support Sunderland and Niall Quinn a.k.a God said you have to
These pants are the sole reason for Nicklas Bendtner scoring 2 international goals..? Right I need a pair desperately for my mate Mr. Carroll.. He sometimes struggles to hit the target, unless the target is his birds face.
I’d like to win a pair to my best Paddy mate in the world. He’s got a new bird who has him by the balls so he deserves to wear something nice.
I’d like to win a pair to my best Paddy mate in the world. He’s got a new bird who has him by the balls so he deserves to wear something nice.
Because they’re pricegasmic
I need some Paddy Power pants because mine were stolen at the Allianz Arena when I took them off sometime in April.
noooo I was working a late shift and missed this.. need pants….
due to an unfortunate smelting accident, my genitalia were turned to gold, so therefore new pants would be very desirable! also i’m a Spurs fan and we need a bit luck now our cheeky chappy ‘arrys gone!!
i deserve paddy power pants because im a young irish lad that fails to “score” with the women and need these pants to refill my confidence and get back in the game. oh and also to display them wherever i go!
Can you send a pair to my husband Smoggie? He keeps walking around the house “commando”, bollocks ‘n’ all hanging out. It doesn’t bother me but my mother hasn’t visited in weeks and it’s scaring the cat.
I deserve the Paddy Power pants because I could do with the luck of both the Irish and Mr. Bendtner. If it helps me score either a goal or a WAG like his I’ll be more than happy!
Hi. I need so much luck right now being an african student in Russia( I need to get one of those Moscow billionaires’ daughters) that i decided to ask Nicklas Bendtner on his profile page which voodoo he used to score 2 goals in a single european cup match.
paddy I need some comfy pants because I woke up with a pimple on my perineum
Hey Paddy, I deserve these pants for a couple of reasons, Just finished 2nd year at Uni so feel the time is right to put my feet up and get celebrating some goals/events in my life (everytime my mum cooks me dinner or washes my clothes! Another thing is green would bring out the colour in my eyes… perfect to woo the ladies! also, kinda need a new pair of pants, all my student loan has gone to you lot! happy punting boys!
Hey paddy, I deserve to Win these pants,so I can make eye contact with a girl,lift my shirt up and show her my sexy green pants!!!! Oh it’s on lady,it’s on you sexy lady!!!!! Give me these pants PADDY!!!!!
I’m getting married later in the summer and want to make it “odds on” i get some off my wife to be on our wedding night by wearing some lucky paddy power pants
I’ve enough Jocks, but I will cut my new fab pants up and use them as matching wrist and head bands, it will give my wife something to do adapting the pants, anyone else want theirs changed let me know.
Hi Paddy Power!!!
I really need this pants because I am a massive, massive fan of Nicklas Bendtner and followed every Denmark game
I am BEGGING for a pair of these lucky pants!! They are just awesome and would be my perfect birthday gift.
I’m only 16 and I need some luck in my U18 football matches, plus it would go well with my Denmark shorts!! Not only that, but I also use Paddy Power for betting
Hi Paddy Power!!!
I really need this pants because I am a massive, massive fan of Nicklas Bendtner and followed every Denmark game
I am BEGGING for a pair of these lucky pants!! They are just awesome and would be my perfect birthday gift.
I’m only 18 and I need some luck in my football matches, plus it would go well with my Denmark shorts!! Not only that, but I also use Paddy Power for betting
I’m sorry for the horrible type-o Paddy Power!!!
I’m 18 and not 16 obviously otherwise I wouldn’t even enter
I really need them pants!! I’m even part Irish.
Thank you!!
I would wear them with pride. And working in a Coral bookmakers, I have two weeks of my four weeks notice to hand in. Would be glad to wear them and show them off in the shop, just to rile the management! Would gladly take a picture too! #wehearyou
PLEASE!! I posted a message and you didn’t accept it?
I really need them!! I am a crazy fan of Bendtner, part Irish, play football, make bets with Paddy Power and really need some luck!! Begging you for a pair of these Paddy Power pants!! This would make my life. Thank you!!!
I’m really in need of luck and I think they can do the trick
I’m also from Denmark haha! Plus they are so freaking awesome!
I deserve the pants because im verrrry unlucky in life! These would be my best pair for going out in
Lucky Lucky lucky!
paddy power i need a pair of these i am a loyal customer never use any other bookies!! i have a 5 a side tournament at work coming up and need to be scoring with ever shot i need a pair of ‘paddy power’s lucky pants’!!!!
Paddy I need a new pair of lucky pants because mine had to be thrown out. I was on holiday in Ibiza with my mates a while ago and was in an apartment with my mate for the week. We got scuttered one night but still managed to pull 2 culchie women. My mate got the fat one (who had a missing finger for some reason!) but before he got her back to the bed he conked out in the sitting room and smashed the phone! So after the job was done I escorted the women home and when I got back he was in his bed KO’d. Next morning we woke up to see his jocks on the deck with a peculiar looking wet stain on them. I looked at the jocks he had on him then and they were my lucky pair which he had also pissed in! So Paddy if thats not a reason to give me another pair of lucky jocks I don’t now what is! #SortMeOut
I deserve a pair of the under garments as I’m a loyal paddy power customer!! And yous normally always win when it comes to us having a bet of!! Plus their super sexy enough said
I recently done my knee playing football, and I’m heading to Santa Ponsa in a few weeks…I need the lucky pants so that I can show of my awesome (terrible) dancing skills and also so that I can score like f**k!! Once the ladies see the lucky pants they’ll cream their pants #banter
I work for a charity. ‘Budgie Smugglers Anonymous’. We have so many skid mark victims, its not funny. With these Y-Fronts its our chance to change the lives of a hundred hemoroide pushers. This is more than a health and safety issue, this is a war on the nether regions. For the love of an early morning pooh, please Paddy, find the toilet roll of love in your heart and do the right thing. Yours Squeezie xox
Not gunna pretend I’m in love with Bendtner, It’s not in my nature.
But I would love a pair of Mr Power’s Lucky pants, to keep little Paddy in the pocket!
Tell me you hear me?
I’m single for the 1st time in 16 years which is very unlucky and living on the Isle of Wight also unlucky most of the women are munters or have webbed feet, so I need some lucky Paddy Power Pants for luck in finding a Love on the isle of Wight.
I deserve a pair of these pants because I always enter completions in a timely manner.
Also, there is a dead rat in my garden.
Xxx
I deserve the pants so i can wear only them whilst dancing to the men at work classic “you can dance if you want too” playing the paddy power vuvuzela… Hoooooonnnnkkkkkkk.
I deserve the lucky pants so I can dance around to a men at work classic and play the paddy power vuvuzela “hooonnnnnkkkk!!! you can dance if you want too, you can leave you’re friends behind, coz they don’t dance like everybody’s dance… Well these PANTS are mine”
I deserve the lucky pants because I want to wear them over the top of my trousers every time I place an online bet. And I think I can become some sort of pant-wearing super hero for fancy dress parties at uni!
I know its a bit late but sure we’ll give it a go, heading off to the states travelling next year and still haven’t been trained in on the oul washing machine by mammy yet so every pair of pants will come in handy! I’ll basically be some free advertising for you over there and as my friends always like to remind me to pull up my jeans they’ll always be on show!
Gimme the pants, gimme the pants! Ah no but seriously mammy still hasn’t trained me in on the washing machine yet and I’m heading off travelling on my own next year to the states so every extra pair of pants I can get my hands on will come in handy. Also seeing as my friends are always telling me to pull up my pants Paddy will be getting some free advertising in the USA thanks to me and my low hanging pants!
I need some of these pants ready for ascot! Also I’m having a bit of trouble scoring with the mrs so hopefully these bad boys would
Go down a treat!
I’ve been suffering with piles for a month and nothing else has managed to shift em.
my nick name is paddy pants down so when i fart everyone shouts (WE HEAR YOU PADDY )
my nick name is paddy pants down and when i fart everyone shouts (we hear you paddy)
because none of my lads have them and nicky business is my hero..
I deserve the underpants because they look amazing on me
I think I deserve the pants because my name is paddy and plus i really really want a pair.
I deserve the pants as me and my mates are nicknamed the “Paddy Power Loyalists” as we always go to Paddy Power instead of any other shop. We now know every shop assistant by name and with these pants it would make us the ultimate loyalists
I deserve the Pants because i was the only Gemrany hoping Bendter and his Danish Team to win
I feel I should have these fantastic looking pair of briefs. Many people are saying they will wear them every day, but I have a different tactic in mind. I plan to where them to various different night clubs and pubs to see how lucky I can really get. I plan to draw up a pie chart of evidence and report it back to paddy power with the results. I am hoping these splendid briefs will enable to get me an adequate amount of you know what
Hi Paddy,
I’m Irish and would it would be great to come out of the Euros with something. Im also flying over to Ascot Saturday and need a new pair of jocks to go with my top hat.
As a fellow Danish football player I too know how it is to always score goals on the field, and thereafter loosing my pants on the way out of discos, all drunk on confidence!!
I will BET you theese underwear will be noticed in the Old Boys League in DK
Dear Paddy Power.
I need the pants to wear during my Lifeguarding period on the beaches in Denmark.
If you give me a pair i promise ill treat them with the respect and my endless love.
Secondly.
Dem girlz wont stand a chance!!
/emil
Oh fuck me its closed
Crossing my fingers for 101 pairs. MAKE MY DAY <3
Im Irish and Im unlucky. I dont fit the stereotype, I need luck. Help me!
Going to Zante this summer, and ive been getting a lot of stick from the lads because I’m still waiting to lose my virginity, but the problem is that I’m awful with the ladies, all I need is a little bit of luck. Help me paddy!
I wouldn’t mind a pair since my little Paddy holds some power – this way I give a warning!
hey paddy, I NEED a new pair of lucky pants, and these will do just right, the last pair of lucky pants i sort of #PRICEGASM’d all over them
please i NEED these pants as im sick of having to wear my sisters knickers ( im getting a rash) help me save my manhood!!!!
I’m from Holland.
Nuff said.
Because they would improve my odds of wooing the lady, I could do with a hand lately it’s been slim pickings.
Paddy, I’m prepared to bet against my own team. I’m prepared to leave the country and support Athletico Kebab. I’ll even allow for a minger of a wife…..Just so I can get my hands on these boxers. I believe in you paddy!!
I deserved a pair because I would look sexy in them
I’m from Denmark – so clearly deserve the Paddy Power lucky pants
Im danish and deserves paddy power lucky pants because my team now has to play without our top striker in the first qualifying match.
Besides I can use some luck on the new danish betting market where im not allowed to bet at paddy power….
My boyfriend deserves some Paddy Power pants just cause he loses his bets and could do with abit of Paddy’s luck
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Hi. I deserve a pair of lucky pants because my name is Paddy and my mum doesn’t want to wash the old other pants which I have worn for ages anymore.
I’m a student and I rather spend my money on partying than on buying pants.
I’ve been Playing football for 7 years for a team and have never scored ( if you don’t count 6 own goals )! That’s worse then Heskey so I think I need some pants.
Hit a dry patch in the bedroom. Even bendtners scoring more often. Do the right thing and send the pants patrick.
Hello Paddy I need a pair of lucky pants because I have my college exams coming up soon and need some luck and also I will wear them for England because they need luck aswell
Because I have a job interview coming up I need some luck , and if they work I will run through the centre of Glasgow doing a bendtner celebration to show my lucky pants
I deserve a pair of these because doing the klinsmann on the local astroturf ends up with me down burns unit I think ill be better of doing the bendtner!
just googled ‘plucky ants’ …no idea why I ended up here!
If I don’t win a pair, when on my impending wedding day I triumphantly drop my kegs mid-speech (I have it all planned), I might get more disapproving looks than laughs. Please spare me the embarrassment? Paddy.
So i can actually do that
i need this pants, because i love the desiscions of the UEFA
Sorry for my english, but I come from Denmark
I deserve a new pair of your lucky pants because I cant score the girls in the city, I cant score goals on the football field and we are out of the European Championship
Shortly said – my life is not perfect, that is why I deserve a pair of the lucky pants.
Look at Bendtner – he can score girls and goals. Do you know why? The lucky pants!
#BendtitlikeBendtner!
yo pad-dawg i be needin those shorts reeeal quick. im dating this veggie ho whos still get her v-card and i want it right now. ive been doing some figguring and the way i see it if i got green around my dick, shell go after it like its lettuce or some shit. help a brotha out
If there is one person who loves themselves the most, it’s nick bentner. So you know he keeps his little bentner makers safe with top quality underwear. I need to get some.
I need a pair so i can be lucky and show them off like Nicklas Bendter did at euro when i hit the town
I need the lucky pants because I havent had any luck in the bedroom for a while.
Because i need something to put over my head not Ireland are out of the Euros!!!!!
Howya Paddy! I think I deserve these pants because after every goal I score I’d do the Bendtner celebration, I’m Irish and to be honest.. I couldn’t be bothered going to buy some other boxers, Help me out here Paddy!
I don’t wear pants coz I’ve gambled them! I could really do with a pair of lucky power pants!
My husband really need this lucky pants, because he is so unlucky beeing stocked with me, just giving birth to a lot of brats and taking all his freedom, mandom and money;(
With Pants like these synonymous with the luck of the Irish, even San Marino would have a decent shot at quaifying for the 2014 FIFA world cup – much to the chagrin of FIFA and UEFA…
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:
Cheese Sandwich: €1.50
Chicken Sandwich: €2.50
Hand Job: €10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
‘Yes,’ she inquires with a knowing smile, ‘can I help you?’
‘I was wondering,’ whispers the man, ‘are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?’
‘Yes,’ she purrs, ‘I am.’
The man replies: ‘Well, wash your hands, I want a chicken sandwich.
I deserve them, because I’m from Denmark and a big fan of our Dane!!
I deserve some of these undergarments as I am Wolf from Gladiators, Awoooooooga
I deserve some of these undergarments as I am Wolf from Gladiators. Awooooooooooooooga
I deserve a Lucky Pants because i’m an Arsenal fan and I’m French (so i’ll show this pant to all the french people). Paddy Power would be welcomed in France.
[sorry for my bad english
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Hi, my name is Patrick “Paddy” from Hamburg, Germany
I think, one pair of Paddy Power lucky pants must go to Germany!
Thank you! ☺
I deserved these lucky pants Paddy has i haven’t scored with the ladies for quite a while starting to feel like Chamakh, maybe the pants will end my drought! =D
HI Paddy
My wife has gone on holiday for a fortnight, it’s only been a week and I’ve ran out out of pants and I can’t work the washing machine, so far I have lived off of beer and takeaways so I am slightly relying on these, If not can I have the Vuvuzela please?
HI Paddy
My Wife is on holiday for a fortnight, it has been a week, So far I have lived off of beer and takeaways and i have no idea how to work the washing machine, therefore i am relying on winning this competition as i have very few pairs of underwear left.
I feel I deserve a pair of these pants because green is my favourite colour (though I don’t have any green pants), Paddy Power is my favourite place to bet, and I sag my pants so people can see my waistband so I’ll basically be free advertising for you!
I am a huge admirer of Paddy Power’s cutting edge marketing campaigns, from utilising Imogen Thomas to the greatest of all stunts.. The Bendtner ploy was genius, I bow down to your marketing team.. Redefining audacious and the exposure worldwide has been phenomenal.
In short – I can’t get enough of your marketing methods and crave, gag and pine for a piece of footballing history.. A piece of history that is utilitarian, aesthetically pleasing and will help one “score” no less..
Offering me a pair would lead to the ultimate fulfilment.
Kind Regards,
Patrick
Maybe my boyfriend could get lucky with these :p
Hi from Germany! I just need these pants. In two weeks i first visit Ireland for 10 days. Please make me happy. It would be the best present – i could ever get.
I love football and my favorite team is white and green, too – Werder Bremen. I heard Niklas Bendtner is the big wish of the manager of Werder Bremen. Please make me happy
I deserve these paddy power lucky pants as I have been tweeting to @paddypower since I saw them but not been told how to get my hands on some
Getting married next year and would put these in a glass case till then. I will stand up at my wedding and have a picture taken with them on me at top table
I know the competition is over but go on, give me one more pair 
We have had the physio as manager for the last yea and a half, almost getting us relegated… Still stuck with Tranmere and hoping for better next year. Lucky pants may help?
i deserve these pants because at the moment i dont have any pants to wear :/ and these would be my only pair. so please paddy power give me a pair of pants to wear
i need a pair cos i ve lost me stones in poland
I deserve lucky pants because I’m playing at the national futsal finals in Birmingham on the first of july, i need all the luck i can get!
I deserve to win these paints as I will give everyone luck and not only that win money for charity
I DESERVE PANTS BECAUSE NO PANTS= NO GLORY. NO GLORY=NO PANTS.
Plus Green compliments my bulge.
I think I deserve the Paddy Power lucky pants because over the past few years I must have contributed to about half of the fine you paid for Bendtner flashing them…one expensive pair of lucky pants, definitely worth it!!
I would like some Paddy Power Lucky Pants because today I had £3 to my name and couldn’t afford a sandwich because all my bets lost on paddypower.com in Euro 2012! I need the luck!!
I need a pair because i am running low on underpants, also my alter ego is mr.green, i use the power of grass to smoke your ass
hi
hi! I deserved to win this underwear because i always bettiing at paddy power. and because i comming from denmark and my favorite player is bendtner. i promise that i if win i will played in the underwear every time i played football and show them when i scored. i will also do it when im a big star and playing for a good team in the champions league, because i am sure that i am a new football super star. right now i played on the u16 national team in denmark so it will also make a good advertising if i win. i hope you will let me win because i really need this underwear (sorry, im not good at english)
Well I don’t own a pair of underwear, and I cant sag my pants unless I have a lucky green pair.
I deserve a pair of lucky pants as if they can make Bendtner score then they can make anyone great…….
I usually go camando & have never owned a pair of boxers, especially lucky ones! Getting these could make the difference in me getting the shift or possibly winning the euromillions! My paddy power account would be in overdrive then!!
#€30onTrap3Please
Get lucky on and off the field!!
I backed a horse last week at ten to one. It came in at quarter past four.
Would love a pair of these delightful pants. Help a lad out.
I need some paddy power pants because I need the luck of the Irish been a really shitty year so could do with some luck!!
i deserve these paddy power lucky pants because i met a good looking irish girl a month back but she went back to ireland for the summer, i have spoke to her everyday since and she is planning on coming down to see me early july and these LUCKY PADDY POWER PANTS would help me sealll the deal with!
I deserve them because as soon as I saw you had another 300 up for grabs, I soiled the pants I’m wearing
i deserve the paddy pants as all the other lads in the office use other betting sites l******** and **3** etc. i want to fly the paddy flag with pride.
Because I need luck on betting on paddy power! Only 1 won once! And that was Torres! And That was a miracle!
I need them to wear at the races on the winning stand
i am doing this for my boyfriend… love him so much and when we saw them i told him i would get him a pair
but didn’t realize how hard they are to come by… he is the best boyfriend ever and he deserves them because he dose everything for everyone he is a good friend and boyfriend and would love to surprise him with these lucky pants thank you
Paddy’s Pants will give even more power to my elbow!.
I deserve them because im danish, and Bendtner is my favourite. I want to score goals like him
I want them because it’s about time I had underpants and a bit of luck.
Hiya just lost a thumb of money on paddypower.com it must be because i’ve the un-luckyest pants in de world on, if u gave bendtner the power to score the pants must be able to work mircles haha. i defo deserve a pair i’d never take them off ha :-p x
Its been a good while since i had any luck in the bookies, maybe these while change my luck in the bookies… and in more important in the bedroom!
i deserve a pair of paddy power boxers as i am a true punter and backed bendtner to score more than 2 goals, the lad delivered doubling the odds and confirming paddy power’s status as the best bookie! bendtner, WE HEAR YOUU!
in case i get knocked down….. il have a nice pair of clean lucky pants on..
give me the pants because i will proudly display them to pull women!
i think i deserve this because i keep u in businness around lucan because im losin a lot of bets in tis euro so maybe if il have the pants i culd be lucky for the other matchs e.g. premiership
(to the tune of Evra, ure a cunt, Evra Evra ure a cunt)
Paddy, send me a pant, Paddy, Paddy, sent me a pant.
#Goonerpower
I believe I deserve these pants as I work at music festivals and currently keep getting night shifts which means I dont get to see any acts and worse of all I need them so I don’t get caught sleeping on night shift and lose my job or worse dont get to go to any music festivals
Because i can get more TV coverage than Bendtner!
Because you’re the best. My fella will wear them all the time if he has extra pairs to change of course.
I think I deserve some so I can spread the paddy power love through my goals
i believe i deserve these paddy power pants as i have the power to use them on and off the pitch
I deserve them as I would like to wear them on my wedding day – this will make sure I’m lucky when we get back to the hotel at the end of the day! Picture of pants plus wedding day suit will be sent if received!
You think Gary Neville can pull off a scoregasm? Wait until you see me with the Lucky Pants!
I need some luck last week I feel into a bucket of tits and came out sucking my thumb…
I simple just need them, going maga soon, need to run the the strip with my paddy hanging out, plus I lose all my money in paddy power on a daily basis so I think I do deserve them
i aint gna bs ya with a funny line…
i just want them coz they are the best thing since sliced bread..
because i had to sell my last pair of pants to put on a 10 pound football accumulator on the paddy power website.. im going commando at the moment.
cos i want the luck the luck of the irish
I deserve a pair of lucky underwear because I just got dumped and need all the luck I can get
thats for the Portadown Flute Band
there protesting against us marching on sunday so would be cool if the whole band had a pair to show off at the parade 