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Forget Mario Gomez, Nicklas Bendtner or Ronaldo. The real star of Euro 2012 has been Paddy Power’s Lucky Pants.
Arsenal striker Bendtner (24) wheeled away after scoring his excellent second header against Portugal in the group stages to reveal that not only has he supreme confidence, but supreme taste in men’s undergarments.
JUST PANTS: Nicklas Bendtner bags a brace against Portugal – now you can score like him (pic Getty)
The Paddy Power Blog team weren’t the only ones impressed. Twitter has exploded and Scarlett Johansson wants to get inside our pants in a fresh twist on sexual shenanigans.
Here’s some of the pictures of delighted Paddy Power customers who are already celebrating scoring in their new Lucky Pants.
We asked for pictures of you wearing your lucky Paddy Power pants…and you obliged…sort of.
Now there’s great news for those who haven’t scored in years. We’ve raided Paddy’s drawers and now the Paddy Power Blog has 300 more pairs of Lucky Pants to give away. That’s enough to see you off on summer holiday and through the winter.
To enter, it’s pretty easy.
- Just tell us WHY you deserve these lucky pants in the comments section (below) of this post.
- To stand a better chance of winning a pair of lucky pants Tweet us a picture of your unluckiest pants with a brief explanation as to why they’re so unlucky.
- Be cheeky, be inventive but for the love of Paddy don’t be filthy. That applies almost solely to the pants
That’s the only way to enter this competition. Only the answers which amuse us most will be successful. The Paddy Power Blog team’s decision is final. Simple. Make us laugh. Be original. Entrants must be over 18.
The competition is open from June 21 for one week until 5pm on June 28.
i need some lucky pants because if England get to the finals ill be celebrating in just my pants so might as well be Paddy power ones
I need some lucky pants for match day football!
I can’t seem to win anything else off PaddyPower so these pants are my only hope! Here me Paddy!
All my underwear have holes in them, it makes it easier to put my legs through.
because Ive had to watch Bendtner be pants all season at Sunderland!
I should get a pair because I was first to reply (thus showing my dedication)
I need these pants to flash in magalluf when I score with all the worldies, hope I dont have to pay a £80,000 fine!
I deserve them because I haven’t won a pair yet and I keep trying to. Clearly I have no game and need the lucky pants to raise it!
I deserve to win the paddy power underwear because Nicklas Bendtner ordered pizza just before me in Copenhagen and there was no more pepperoni left… Further more he got his pink boots just after me and now he has lucky pants and i dont!!!
I deserve some paddy power pants because Nicklas Bendtner is my hero and I wish to emulate him in every way possible, including his fabulous goalscoring and his lucky paddy power pants!
I haven’t got a brilliant anecdote or a witty line, I just reeeaaaalllyy want some PP pants…
Quite simply I never get laid so if nicklas bendtner can score in them then surely I can!
Cant get a girlfriend would be a dream come true if I could win a pair of pants to win the lady’s over please thanks
Need these bad boys badly for the n ext goal i score haha! BItta luck Paddy Power will hook me up
Bendtner is my idol. I want to be just like him. Profligate in front of goal, involved with Danish Royalty, 10 out of 9 self confidence and a love for skiing (even though I can’t go).
BECAUSE IM FIRST
I will shout Bendtner!!! the next time i get laid wearing these pants! Hopefully will progress to the knockout stages and not go home early like the Danes!
I need these pants, so I can drop trou and show the world.. Right after I score a century on my return to club cricket after injury.
I’m off to Royal Ascot on Saturday and need all the luck I can get!
I need a pair of PP Pants because i haven’t scored a Sunday league goal for over a year now and my luck needs to change, also, i don’t believe i will get a fine for flashing them in the Oldham Sunday league XD
Paddy I need a pair of these pants badly.
Commando is not a good feeling!!!!
I am Head Coach at Wolverhampton Rugby Club. We gained promotion last year and this season will be severely tough. The luck provided by such Lucky Pants will be extremely welcome.
I only have one pair of pants as it is, gets tough when they need to be washed so could do with a substitute
I’ve got a pair but I’m worried my brother might steal mine so I want a pair for him… Bit odd I know
i cant take a picture of my unlucky pants as when i was wearing them i broke my phone
Please help change my luck 
I need these o aid me in scoring on a Sunday!!! As a rb naked laps of the pitch are a regular at the end o a goalless season for me!
I have to have these pants! I’m planning on going to a party dressed as an Irishman and these would be perfect to finish it off!!
Im due to go to las vegas in july , i lost the undies off my back the last time i was there but this time…with my new undies , il do the naked cowboy with them outside the grand-daddy of em all at the mgm grand and tweet ye a picture! Would be great to spread the word to the greatest gambling place in the world!
Dear Paddys,
I need these pants because I’ve just spent a horrible fortnight in Poland and Ukraine, and could probably do with something to turn my luck around.
Your sincerely,
Shay Given.
Paddy, I need a pair of your lucky pants! I have terrible luck, so need some help from the Irish! If I get a pair, I will wear them as much as possible (washing them of course). Please be an absolute fella and let me have a pair please paddy!
Yours,
A currently unlucky man
i only have 1 pair of lucky pants and the wife wears them
I deserve a pair because ive a habit of ” taking one for the team” when it comes to fat chicks.Going to magaluf in August and need to cut out the fat chicks so need a pair of lucky pants! Free advertising too when I run through the strip in my lucky pants
I need some PP pant’s to help me focus on removing the *PooP* pants I currently has wedged against my buttocks, help a mate out !!!!!
I should have this pants as I will reveal them when I score for my team and not have to worry about receiving an 80k fine by the FA
I think I should get the lucky pants because I’m great. In fact, I think I should get all the pants, in case one of them doesn’t work!
Paddy I need your trunks because I sharted in my superman trunks and had to bin them…
I want those bad boy pants on while Im dancing on every bar in Ibiza !!
I deserve some lucky pants cause I have just had ankle surgery and have been in agony since The lucky pants will ease the pain
I will reveal these pants when i score and i will not pay a fine even if the ref tries to book me!
I need these pants because i have £80,000 saved up in pennies that i need to shift ASAP!
Paddy I need a pair of these pants badly!!!!
Commando is not a good feeling u know
I need these pants because I’ve ruined the rest with your #PRICEGASMS!
PLEASEEEEEE I NEED SOME PADDY POWER LUCKY PANTS, I WILL SCORE A GOAL AN THEN PULL MY SHORTS DOWN AND DO THE AZONTO!!!!!!!!!
I think I deserve these pants as all my losing bets goes into the paddy power bank account so as a lucky reward I wish to gain these spetacluar looking underwear to show off with pride! #PaddyPowerNumber1
My boss won a pair and has been wearing them outside his suit pants like a superhero. I need a pair I join his elite crew. Please Padd!!
I have a terrible habit of exposing my pants when intoxicated. If doing this with these green beauties on, I shall gain legendary status. Picture to follow if I get some!
I need some luck at the moment uefa are after me !
Without lucky pants my life would be pantless
I think I really do deserve a pair of these lucky pants as last season I wore the same green Calvin Klein boxers when we (man city) drew against Sunderland at home, got beat off Chelsea away and got beat off Swansea away.. I need the luck paddy!
Hi Paddy,
I NEED some power pants as they are the only thing that could help me ‘contain’ myself when there’s a PRICEGASM!
Cheers!
I deserve the pants so I can be wearing lucky pants when ran*ers die
and so my bets come up for the knockout stages
The rest of my underwear are literally brown, so I’m in dire need here Paddy!
i deserve these lucky pants because when bendtner was wearing his he cost me alot of money and now i cant afford new pants
The way my luck in front of goal is going as Ian Holloway said I could fall into a barrel of boobs and come out sucking my thumb! The pants could turn my form around as they did Bendtner’s and lets face it, give me a great new look too..
To be fair Paddy, I am going to need a lot more than pants to be lucky.
I need these pants to wear home and away for my team and to advertise paddy power on holiday in Newquay, all around the grounds of the
PaddyPower owes me some pants after all the Pricegasming i have done in my other ones! They are ruined now! Please and thank you
I need the, so I can whip my shorts off at 5 a side after scoring a flukes goal. Go on Paddy, it will make me hilarious for 5 minutes! When they see my tiny bulge
I ripped my trousers at our Carling Cup Semi-Final that was live on tv, therefore exposing my pants and having to wrap my jacket around my waist to not go to prison. I feel this wouldn’t have happened if I had some lucky pants.
Hi paddy! I deserve these pants because because I’m desperately running out of boxers and all my friends are starting to catch on when I turn them inside out to get more use out of them!
I deserve a pair because I need a change of luck, tips I get I back lose but if I don back it it wins
Patrick,I need a pair of your lucky pants because due to a bad coffee spill,I now have to wear the TIGHTEST pair of trousers known to man,for my sake and for my colleagues sake,I need a pair of your pants to not only disguise my jewells better but also to comfort them through the day!have a heart paddy!ive been unlucky enough as it is!
I need these pants as I have lost all my bets with you over the past month or so!
Simple really. I had a bad stolen last week on a train with most of my clothes in it so at the minute in Mikey One Jocks
Need these as I am pants when it comes to bets, plus the money I’ve spent on paddy power so for this euros, should cover the cost.
I think I deserve some lucky pants because my luck stinks, I have had no luck with betting on the euro, I need lucky pants in my life POWERPANTS
Well as a fellow paddy I believe it’s only fair that I have a pair of paddy pants. Also I have a god record when it comes to underwear incidents. Wearing only a bra and tutu to an Eminem performance at oxygen 2010. So I will do this pants the service that they are due and will proudly display them for everyone to see
Hi Paddy,
I really need a pair of these lucky pants. When I saw you were giving away more lucky pants I soiled my best pair with the excitement of it all. Hopefully you can replace these with a pair of your lucky pants.
Thank you
Darragh Keegan
Because I’ve bet almost £100 since the Euros started and havent won a thing! I need the luck!
I really need to win these pants because I have spent so much money in your shop I can’t afford to buy pants and I only have one pair. Please Paddy Power, give one of your best ever customers something back!
I need a pair of paddy power pants to power up my proud piece of precision engineering when it comes to those pioneering pressure situations, just like Nicky Bendtner!
I have to have these pants as I’ve had the worst luck on having to cancel my malia trip, missing a stag in Blackpool and ending up in a caravan down Devon!! Gonna need all the luck I can get now!!! Plus due to all your pricegasms I’m going through pants like anything!
AHH Paddy I need a pair of these gwan please…the amount of money iv given you over the last 3 weeks alone mean i deserve it..sound lad..
Hi I deserve a pair of these pants for amount of money I’ve gave you over the last year. A pair of these pants will change my luck and bankrupt paddypower! Send a pair out if you dare
I need a pair for sat night wen I’m up to alsorts haha what a delight for the lucky lady! Also might try get snapped flashing em next season wen I score in BSP! Sort us PP
My boxers are too tight. I’ve only got two good pairs and they’re Christmas boxers, that can only mean bad luck. All the other pairs I have basically castrate me on a daily bases. Seriously Paddy, I nees some new pants!
I need these pants because I lost control of all bodily functions when I seen paul green emerge from the bench against spain and now my previous sole pair of pants are ruined! Please can you help me paddy power?
I deserve a pair of PP lucky pants because: when I receive a pair I will most certainly tweet pictures of said underwear in every other Bookmakers in the town!!! I’ll get in as many different branches as possible and spread the word PP is #1
I deserve some as I survived the mud at download this year, because of this I now have no clean pants!
I need these pants for new football season so when I score I can show them off to everyone.
Christmas is coming…. Goose is getting fat…. I need lucky pants….. Because I want to win a sack(load of dosh). Cheers paddy.
i deserve a pair of paddy power pants because of many reasons. for one, i may be able to do a ched evans, and score when i want, on and off the pitch!
I need those lucky pants as I soiled my current pair when John Terry cleared off the line on Tuesday night!!
I need these pants in the hope that overnight i can be turned into a goal machine like bendtner
if they can help bendtner score then theyre perfect for me. the only fine i want from them is a “youre fine” from a girl!
I deserve a pair because I need all the luck I can get to get next week of work for the #IrishOpen
I want a pair so I can walk in to labrokes pull down me pants and shout kiss me fucking ass and take a pic.pp the best bookies around fact u get me
I need these pants because my y fronts stop my balls from dropping and people at work keep taking the piss out of my voice.
Paddy, please give me a pair of lucky pants! My wife has thrown me out for watching the Euro’s every night. I think I broke the straw on the camel’s back by watching a rerun of the Eng v Swe match last night. I’m on my last pair of pants now as she won’t let me back in the house! Help!
These panties give me the power that when i score a goal in hurling i can flash them so that i dont have to pay the cash for them!!!!
I need these pants so I have a good answer when my girlfriend pesters me with the question ‘what have you ever got from gambling?’. I also think that I have paid for them about 100 times over already!
Hi paddy! I think I deserve a pair of lucky paddy power boxers because my boyfriend said ill look sexy in them
Paddy, I desperately need some lucky pants today a car splashed puddle water over me, a bird shit on my head and I’m ginger, I need a change in fortunes please,
Yours faithfully
Ginge
I reckon I should win a pair of lucky pants, as I am currently on holiday, and my current lucky pants have only ended up wet after falling in the pool while drunk on the second night !
Dear Paddy, I deserve a pair of these pants as I feel that “pants” is an accurate representation of a few things.
1) An organisation that sounds like “You pay far”
and 2) My “skill level” when it comes to betting with yourselves.
Also, and this is the important part, I’m going to Cuba with my girlfriend and her parents soon and I’m POSITIVE they would love to see me strolling around the pool looking smoking hot, representin’ for PP in Cuba, big cigar in one hand, drink in the other!
Go on, Paddy. Don’t be pants.
I’m going to be in London, Dublin, Zurich and Berlin over the next month so I can make sure paddy’s pants get around and tweet the pictures from their adventures
I am so unluck at trying to get these pants been trying since I saw them please paddy bring me loads of luck
I would like some paddy power pants because Nicklas Bendtner is my hero and I wish to emulate him in every way possible, including his fabulous goalscoring and his lucky paddy power pants!
only got bad luck,need a pair to change my fortunes. pp lucky pants!!!
I need to get a pair of these shorts in my life! I’ve joined a new football team this season and I need to make a big impact, I think this could be that impact. I promise to wear them for every game and will get them out when I score to spread the good work Paddy Power do in our community! I’m also going to Ibiza in August, what better way to spread the Paddy Power name.
Cocked up the last reply. Need these to sleep in and advertise paddy power where ever i go. I will fly them from my houses flag pole in the city centre and wear them on top of my morphsuit!
I deserve these pants as my supposed other lucky pants’ luck has ran out. After numerous scorings with 5/10s up to 10/10s these pants were the ultimate lucky leprachaun. Untill one night in March. A normal night out, pop them on, thinking surely they will prevail tonight. Lone behold i was in for the night from hell. After numerous Dandelion and Burdocks *ahem* i ended up going home with, how shall we put it, a complete disaster, a house end, a train reck. It was not pretty. To cut a long story short, i dont remember much of what happened next, one can only assume, however when i woke up in a bed 20 miles from home, i looked up, seen her, thought it couldnt get worse, untill i looked down and i had soiled myself (both ends) and i scarpered out of the door, without the former lucky pants! I NEED SOME MORE! HELP!
I need these pants because my other pair are dirty after your last pricegasm.
I have no other pants.
I need a pair of PP Lucky Pants because how else could I possibly celebrate goals playing 5-a-side now I’ve seen Bendtner celebrate with them? I won’t get a heavy duty fine though…
Would love a pair of your lucky green pants paddy. Just what I need to cover up my Tim Long!
My brother could do with a pair to help him pick up girls!!
I am a keen golfer & have a lucky pair of pants that are looking a bit old and tatty! Rule we play in our group is if you don’t hit it past the woman’s tees then you have to drop your trousers! I had to with some old lucky pants last week & I think when I have to do it again these would go down a treat! I’d love a pair! Cheers
I deserve a pair of Paddy Power lucky pants because I have run out of clean ones at Uni so a new pair would go down a treat and probably last a couple of days
I need a new pair of lucky pants after my last lucky pair were lost to the seas of Brighton! What a better replacement than a pair of paddy’s? If Bendtner can bag 2 wearing them, they really must be lucky!
I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal… People know me… I’m very important… I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany… Im also soon to be the owner of a pair of Paddy Pant!!
I’d love a pair of these pants paddy as its my father in laws 50th birthday in july and him being a good ol irishman from tullamore I know they would make his birthday. He even commented on them when he saw your man in them for denmark. Please pp make his day
Well Paddy me and the missus are looking to start a wee family and with me being English and her being Irish the big man upstairs isn’t giving us much help so why don’t you be a diamond and send us a pair of the lucky pants!! How can they fail??.. Go on Paddy you no it makes sense and you could even have a hand making the new Damien Duff!! Haha…
I really need these as my girlfriend saw them on Bendtner the other night and hates them. I can wear them watching the euros and it will
keep her away from me freeing up the TV for me alone!! HAHA
Having just got back from two weeks working in Warsaw, the Paddy Power pants would top it off and be the best memory. I was the first of my crew to notice his pants, probably because I’m a fond lover of Paddy Power’s bets, particularly throughout the tournament. Go on Paddy, give a girl your pants, you know you want to…
i need a pair of lucky pants because my paddy power euro pass didnt work – the missus looked at it and highlighted the ‘perform a sexual act daily’ item – and said go f*ck yourself – unlucky
I want a pair so that I can handle the excitement of your Pricegasm’s. The amount I’ve had to throw away is starting to become a joke!
Paddy I need these lucky pants for a 5 a side comp coming up shortly! When I score I can run around like bendtner. Might even just play in the luck pants instead
Sunday League Captain ready to bring the league into disrepute with the lucky pants when I drop my shorts in front of the away fans. Come on Paddy you’ve took enough of my money, share the love and give me some pants. I’ll pay my own fine of 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
If I win these pants I will take them around the world with me this summer. I guarantee, nay, promise that a pair of paddy power lucky pants will be obnoxiously thrust in the face of every (un)fortunate lady I find.
Hi Paddy,
I really need a pair of Paddy Power Pants as I soiled my current briefs in the excotement of seeing Bendtner actually score a goal.
I’d went out a few weeks ago then on the morning after went to town before work, got
to town and noticed people laughing at me for no reason, thought it was because i was still drunk, got to work and someone told me, turned out my boxers had ripped (no idea how) from the back and a massive flap was hanging out the back of my jeans and my arse was in full view!
If the worlds best player (Bendtner) can score in these, surely I can. Go on Paddy give me some pukka pants.
Lost my virginity..
..found it a week later.
I NEED THOSE PANTS PADDY !!!
I’ve never owned a pair of pants before and my girlfriend’s told me it’s about time I owned some otherwise she’ll dump me… come on Paddy’s, I hope you can hear me… I NEED THOSE GREEN WONDER PANTS!
After watching my Irish team disapoint during the Euro’s and take lots of stick of everyone, these would be a good way to get the Irish back in the good books. Up The Power
Not only did I lose my shirt on the Dutch I lost my pants also, c’mon paddy, help, commando
Cause I’m a paddy from Galway and I could give you 80,000 reasons I deserve them more than everybody else
Like Bendtner I haven’t scored a goal for a while. I want these pants so I can score and not just on the pitch if you get what I mean
! Also once I do score I will sign and post the pants to a lucky follower. Without washing them of course. But yeah..PaddyPower…sort me out!
My washer has broke.. I need all the underware I can get .. Please paddy
Awww I hope my package will look as good as Saint Nick’s
Need these pants for prom night! already hired out a penthouse in anticipation of all the ladies coming back with me after I whip out the pants! Been on the phone to heskey and crouch to get some pro advice on how to get girls way out of my league as well! Help a guy out Paddy!!!
I think I deserve them because I got a RT off Sean st ledger that had bad language in it after making a humorous comment while sticking up for him after some gosson abused him about Preston and the Croatia game #stickingupfortheboysingreen #cmonybig
It’s not just about my luck, think of all those lucky ladies who get to see my buns of steel in these wonder crackers!! Those lucky lucky devils them!!
Im going on holiday to Greece soon with the lads, and I was thinking about how they don’t need bailouts to sort the economic crisis, lucky pants are all you need. Therefore, I am willing to be Greece’s saviour, and be the Paddy Power lucky pants ambassador, if you’d let me have this opportunity.
I think I deserve a pair of PP lucky pants as I ALWAYS bet with paddypower, retweet them as often as I can and simply because I need a new pair to #PRICEGASM into.
I NEED a pair of lucky pants because I’m having a terrible time losing bets at Royal Ascot and Euro 2012, give me some luck Paddy!
P.s I’m a really good customer!
I need those pants as I fully intend to do a Nicklas Bendtner every time I score for my amateur team! Plus I score about 3x as many as him and won’t cop a huge fine from my league! I NEED THEM!!!!
I need a pair coz I’ve ruined all my pants because of all these pricegasms!!!! A pricegasm for Fame or glory today will ruin my work trousers. Hanging free at work
whenever im in doubt ill just get my lucky pants out. DEEEECEEEENT !!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need these pants because I soiled my only other pair of pants after your latest PRICEGASM
I want a pair so that I can handle the excitement of your Pricegasm’s. The amount I’ve had to throw away is starting to become a joke!
I need these dacks, cos im an unlucky aussie thats hasnt scored a goal in 12 games, ive missed untold penalties and need a lucky charm, these dacks will be it, they also pull biddies aswell hehe. I really need these lucky pants, come on paddy power help an aussie out, ps i ride a kangaroo to work and chuck a shrimp on the barbie everyday if that helps
I would like 12 pairs please Paddy. 1 for me and 11 i can send to the West Ham players to give us a chance of staying up next season. COYI.
I need these pants. Without them I will have to go commando everyday. I use the lucky pants to their full potential!
Well as a fellow Paddy I believe its only fair that i have a pair of paddy pants. Also i have a track record of underwear incidents, wearing only a bra and boxers to an eminem performance at oxegen 2010. I will do these pants the justice that they deserve and display them proudly for everyone to see
I feel I need some because very much like Bendtner I am terrible at football, however a pair of these will transform me into a great player! I’ll have to hope for not too much TV exposure coz unlike him I can’t afford an 80k fine! Please Paddy!!!!
Haven’t won a single bet on the euro’s so far… I neeeeedddd these godamn pants pleaseee!!!!! Much love
I need some luck as I dislocated my knee in march juggling a Spanish midget! Xxxx
Sunday League Captain ready to bring the league into disrepute with the lucky pants when I drop my shorts in front of the away fans. Come on Paddy you\’ve took enough of my money, share the love and give me some pants. I\’ll pay my own fine of 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps.
I want these pants because i’m gonna need the luck of the irish if i’m ever going to get laid
I deserve a pair as I am getting married in a few weeks & these would definately be my wedding day pants! Whipping them off while I make my speech (plus posting pic on ur twitter page of me doing it) would blow best nans speech away! Please???
i basically just need a new pair of pants #doyouhearmepaddy
if it helps ill wear them around my head all day in work , not sure fred will like it but paddy will , please send me some pants , ta paddy , lots of love Daveyboy lol
I’d love the lucky paddy power pants simply for some luck! with the lady killer pants on I’m sure to score!!
Paddy I need a pair of these pants to take away with my to Russia in September for the northern Ireland match against them in Moscow!need to give the team a bit I luck and a promise il take a picture with the on at the match!cheers paddy
i’ll do you a deal. Send me a pair of pants and you can request where i have to be seen wearing them! Will tweet you a pic! (please note this is a cover story as the real reason I need them is the complete mess i’ve made of my other 20 pairs. God damn you irritable bown syndrome!) xxxxxxxxxxxxx
I need those pants as I don’t have any lucky pants. The season just gone I’ve been going commando during matches. As I support Newcastle it seems to have worked. Only time I wore pants was spurs Fulham Norwich Bolton away. Need some lucky pants to erase risk of ‘accidents’
I need some paddy power pants because my current lucky boxers have suspicious brown stains after the last england game.
I need lucky pants in my life! I’ve just started at a new football team and these powerpants are the perfect way to spice things up! My old lucky pants got tragically swaped by my gaffers old man garments. safe to say old man pubes isn’t a good look! Please hook me up paddy! x
I really want a pair of Paddy Power pants, not so that I can celebrate after pulling girls in Magaluf, but because I loudly, and very publicly, tore my gym pants doing squats last night, and I think, hopefully, a pair of PP pants can help me get over the embarrassment of this.
I deserve a pair because I’m going through a dry spell that I feel can only be solved by Paddy Power lucky pants. Hopefully a pair would not only bring me 1 fine girl, but ’80 thousand fine’ girls!
I genuinely need a new pair of pants off you Paddy as many of my others have been ruined by your filthy pricegasms! My new pants can be my actual pricegasm pants! Luck of the Irish and all that.
Pants sniffing is my no.1 hobby! And what better pants to sniff than PP lucky pants…. Let the sniffing commence!!
It must impossible to trap your gentleman parts in your zipper when wearing PP lucky pants. I’ll take a weeks worth to avoid this painful situation ever happening again!
I need a pair of power pants to show I will put my balls on the line with Paddy Power.
bowel – not bown ={
I need these pants because I want to meet the wife, and these will help me when I lift my top up and they see the branding. The women will be dazzled by the beauty of the logo emblazoned with Paddy Power’s name. However, the women who are impressed will need to pay me £80,000 to get them off me…
Hi Paddy,
Basically, I’m looking to get in trouble at work so thought some endorsement from Paddy will be brilliant… thanks for now
Nick Bendtner.
I deserve a pair of Lucky PP pants because I’m an amateur football who has played in 5 cup finals over the past 2 seasons and have lost them all. I need some luck in my life!
I don’t have a pair of ‘unluckiest pants’ as every time I get beat I never wear them again.
Paddy Power pants could turn me from a ‘nearly guy’ to the ‘all over it in my y-fronts guy’
Plus I place about £30 worth of bets everyday, more during the euros and your the best bookie around. PP Forever
After scoring plenty of goals in my local 5-a-side league this year, celebrations are a thing I love. Although, i’m running out of ideas. A nice pair of Paddy’s lucky pants would allow me to do a Bendtner-esque celebration. Here’s hoping a UEFA delegate isn’t watching.
Our lass might give my some easy loving if I wear these for bed
I feel I deserve a pair of pants becasuse as an arsenal fan I haverr defended bendtner for years it’s beerrn a hard and dirty job, but this is the best thing he’s done in year…..
See how pants that was clearly I need some to help me out….
Please
Cheers John
Hi paddy! I think I deserve some lucky pants as I have literally bet on every day of the euros and not one has won! I’ve lost a LOT of money and need a talisman to change my luck! These pants sound perfect and could be just what I need!
I believe paddy power should send me a pair of lucky pants as I have been referring a lot of business to your betting sites tipping football via twitter and I feel that earns me a pair. Either that or a tipping job with you
as an arsenal fan, i need a pair of these to wear to every game next season, just in case bendtner forgets his of course, because without these he couldnt hit a barn door with a machine gun!
well, as i never got anything that has been passed down through family i feel i should start a trend and these pants could be the start of something special for our family. they would be passed down the generations for years to come and will become a legend in the family. P.S i need a hammock for my package.
I need a pair of luck pants because I work for the NHS and can’t afford underwear and my colleagues are starting to complain and I’m soon to be a proud father… Emotional blackmail… .
Once only had a pound on me so put it in a gaming machine and won 340 quid. Not too bad but my lucks starting to run out and I could do with a bit of paddy magic
I need these pants for me to get over the day I dropped my dinner tray in the canteen at the Tesco’s store I use to work at, not only spilling my lunch but when I bent down to clear it up, my trousers ripped as did the underpants I was wearing. Still the most embarrassing of my life. Help us out Paddy.
I need a pair of PP pants as I’ve worn my other pair out, trying to put women off their food. See my picture tweeted by ColB9
I deserve a pair of lucky jocks cause I’ve jus been told by my girlfriend that she off to oz for a year!!!…think it’s time to burn these unlucky jocks that I’ve on!!and I really wanna pair of them!!:)
It must be impossible to trap your gentleman parts in your zipper when wearing PP lucky pants. I’ll take a weeks worth to avoid this painful situation ever happening again!
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I need some new pants after I soiled my lucky ones with laughter after Mick McCarthy used the word ‘goosed’ on live television.
I need the lucky pants as its just not the right weather to be going commando maybe your lucky pants might change that. Medium please paddy.
Massive Chelsea fan, this year has been my lucky year, along with that I landed myself a job today
lucky pants would top it all off
I think I should have some lucky pants to show off to ma pals av already got them all started up with paddy power. I think I would PRICEGASM in them if I won a pair and I could do with some luck on th betting front, 7 pairs will be ideal 1 for every day of th week thanks very much.
I need a pair of those pants cause if my luck doesn’t change soon the euros are are gonna leave me skint
I’ll need them for luck when I bet on Rooney anytime in the final against Germany via one of your score anytime Rooney pricegasssssssssm!!!! Oooohhhhhhh arrrrrr!!
I want them ti brag to my mates because they said I would have no chance of winning as I’m a loser so these pants are needed to show them I’m a winner.
I’m too bloody fertile! I jus look at a woman and she’s pregnant! The only valid form of contraception these days is a fake name and number. Please for the love of god can I have some pants that I’ll want to keep on!
Please!
I deserve these pants because they are awesome, when I’m sad, I stop being sad and become awesome! These pants will make me even more AWESOME!!
I need a pair ‘cos I just lost my job. I’ll wear them to my next interview and send you a pic! Help me find a new job Paddy!
i cant think of any witty one liners to gain me some pants, same with the ladies. Maybe a pair of PP Lucky Pants will give me a bit of luck!
Dear Paddy,
I need a pair of your lucky pants for two reasons. Firstly I must be the most unluckiest gambler when it comes to betting on football, I need some Paddy luck on my side. Secondly I just need some pants, as currently I’m going to work………commando.
Cheers
Carl
I deserve these pants as I have lost every single pricegasm I have ever gone for. So need these pants to bag me a winner. Plus all my pants are hand me downs from my grandad and dad so could so with a fresh pair. Mighty start pulling some birds.
Paddy every time I ave a bet with you I lose if I get some lucky pants to wear it might change my luck and I can start taking some money off you.pants and money off you=happy days.
I need some lucky pants ‘cos I only bagged 4 goals last season, and if they can help Bendtner score then I’ll get a hatful! C’mon Paddy, help me out!
I’ve soiled so many pairs of pants during this #pricegasm period! Ive resorted to turning them inside out and that’s just weird!
Also everytime I look at my self…. Down there…. I just wish it was covered in the brilliant green of paddy just so he is close to my genitalia
I’m too bloody fertile! I jus look at a woman and she’s pregnant! The only valid form of contraception these days is a fake name and number. Please for the love of god can I have some pants that I’ll want to keep on!
Please paddy. Youre my final hope
Can you hear me paddy! I need theses pants ASAP to stop the the gay lads following me and get the woman following me again! Also I’m going Ayia nappa 3 weeks and want to sen u a pic with me walking the beech in them! Come on paddyyyyy let’s me hav’in yaaaa!
I NEED these pants in my life! I deserve them because i have a boyfriend who wont shut up about them and would be SO jealous if i bagged a pair and could flaunt them infront of him!! I deserve them football ive had to endure!!
As i said on Tuesday when you retweeted my post ! When i get booked on a Sunday i’ll pay the 8quid fine myself. Worth a retweet, Worth a pair! #doyouhearme?
Do one Luke the pants are mine
I deserve some lucky pants as I have lost all me wages on paddy power with the euros and ascot and I still have to buy some new pants..
I sometimes have unfortunate green discharges, so having the exact same coloured pants would save me some awkward explanations.
The reason I should receive a pair of paddy power pants because it will be free advertising in the Irish league. Also because I haven’t received as many free bets as I pals have so would be a consolation prize
I need these pants because the security officers say I dont comply with the royal ascot dress code whilst i am naked!
I need my Paddy Power pants before I start pre-season training so when I score my first goal I can show them off to all my supporters
I deserve them simply because in a pair of paddy power pants I look better then David Beckham ever could
I would like some paddy power pants because Nicklas Bendtner is my hero and I want to emulate him as best I can, including his immense goals and his lucky paddy power pants!
My current playboy pants just do not make the cut. It has became apparent that they have been the catalyst for my failures in life. No longer are females interested in the David Beckham style ‘Y fronts’. Instead, they would rather gaze at Niklas Bendtner in his green undies. If I am to have any success in life, I am dependant on the power of the PP pants.
Need lucky pants for the footy season, first season back after a 3 year layoff after an unlucky collision resulted in a djibril cisse/antonio valencia/Aaron ramsey style broken tibia, fibula and ankle. Doctors say I shouldn’t play but with PADDY POWER LUCKY PANTS I think I’ll be ok.
I deserve a pair of these pants cause I’ve crapped all my other pairs watching Ireland at the Euro’s!!
because im a paddy and powerful!
Would love a pair of those snug looking under-crackers! Main reason being that they look like they would be perfect for under a pair of gaa shorts for training. Past few sessions I’ve been going commando because the boxers I usually wear hang down under the shorts and it all can get a bit messy!
Was going to run into the jax in work to take a quick photo bent over in the mirror ( Tom from father Ted style, “would u believe my own dog did that to me??”, but for the safety of my job and for your sanity I decided against it. All in all, I want the lucky green pants, sort me out, let me live!!
I think I deserve a pair of these lucky pants because I can’t pick a winner to save my life at the royal meeting and in desperate need of a change of luck, Help me Paddy!
I deserve these lucky pants is a have been working away in norway since my 18th birthday and I go home in 2 weeks and need a fresh pair of undies and I have gave paddypower enough to buy all these pants, I also will tweet you with my unluckiest pants !
Would love nothing more than parading around the streets of Newcastle on a Saturday night with these badboys on! Would even take them on the european tour next season and show the european birds the true meaning of Paddy Power!
I just would love to spread the word of paddy power to all the ladies
#paddypower
I’m touring Europe this summer and need a pair of lucky pants to help pull in every country I visit!
Because it makes sense. I know u know let’s be honest everybody knows it so please send those y’s my way so I can start wearing those bad bhoys with pride! 🍀
Going to America next month, need the luck and Power of Paddy to help pull the American chicks! #luckoftheirish
When paddy power see me deposit money into my account, I’m sure ye crack open the champagne in the office thinking “He’s put more money in… Yay!!!” Need the pants to comfort the pain also…. I got 99 Pants but a paddy power pants aint one!! Hit it….
Basically I need these pants in my life, they would change the way people think of me and say hey he’s cool like that footballer Bendtner let’s be his friend or it could go the other way and I could get a mouthful for trying to be like that knob Bendtner, but I’ll take the risk!!!
Hi paddy I think I deserve some pants because any horse I backed recently ran pants so I want something too show for this week and them underpants would do nicely paddy thank you for reading my claim for pant.
I think I deserve a pair of lucky pants as I am celebrating my 3rd wedding anniversary and also would love to wear them if england play germany as my son was born in hannover while I was serving in the forces
Much love
Tom scott
these power panties should increase my fortunes, as my old pair are worn out`!
I had to endure watching Bendtner at safc last season. He never showed his pants but he was mostly pants!
I deserve those pants as I can’t buy a win in paddy power so I’ve more than paid my way for those panties! You never know, maybe they’ll bring me a bit of luck!
All my others have marmite stains on the back …and front! (damn recession!)
I have a job interview in an hour and instead of preparing for that, I am trying to win some paddy power pants instead. #Dedication
Kidney transplant is placed in the groin area, and I want it to last forever!
The pants will bring me luck no doubt! X
I need them purely because I desperately want to run around paddy power in them when I win a bet
I NEED these pants Paddy! They’d look bet-ter on me than bendtner!
Had big money on Spain and Italy to win last week. Came a bit close to loosing the bet so my other pair of pants got in a right mess! Send me a lucky pair please! #lovepaddypower
Simply…….
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I need these pants for next season everytime I score I want to shoutt Bentnerrrrrrr and pull y shorts down showing my pants. I will do ot no matter how bad the weather get
In true Father Ted fashion – I think I should get the lucky pants because I’m great. In fact, I think I should get all the pants, in case one of them doesn’t work!
I NEED some paddy power lucky pants!!! Not scored a goal since u15′s and 24 now. Give me the luck!!!!
Personally I deserve a pair of the lucky pants! I deserve them because I have a collection of colourful and lucky pants and I want to add these paddy power ones to my collection! #PullingPants.. I’ll be tweeting a picture in a few minutes so look out for my name paddy, @mattpepper
I need some lucky PP pants so UEFA will forget the racial abuse case against me and focus on my real crime…..illegal advertising!
Literally – have no PANTS – Still haven’t recovered from PADDY PANTS DOWN-GATE
because i’ve lost all my money to you and can’t afford to buy any pants and don’t like going commando in the rain
Lost most of my best for the Euro’s so far! I need some luck!!!
I deserve a pair of luckypants for trying to introduce englands awesome new song at the sweden game……. To the tune of Englishman in new York…..,,,ohhhhh, oxlaide Chamberlain, Alex oxlaide Chamberlain, he’s an Englishman in Ukraine!
I am going to Thailand next week, as well as advertising PP over there, I really need some lucky pants to make sure whoever gets into my pants isn’t hiding anything in theirs.
Having played senior rugby for the last 4years, i am still yet to score a try…the closest i came was dropping the ball over the line and falling over before the line. Obviously all my pants are bad luck and would therefore appreciate some good luck for next season.
I deserve a pair because there would be no better way to go out on the pull than flash a bit of lucky pants and throw em a wink! 100% success rate!
Hey PP, I need some lucky pants purely so I can approach girls in clubs and say ‘are you feeling lucky?’.. Then flash my lucky pants at them. I’ll post pictures of me doing this once I’ve got them!! Thanks Paddy!
Ps. I will try and get on channel 4 racing holding them up every big meeting a go to
I need these
I need a pair because I lost me bollox yesterday so I’ve nothing left to put in them but used betting slips
I should get these pants as I would wear them with pride, I would never wash them and wear them for 30days straight! I would also promote paddy power when walking through the street topless with the lucky pants showing!
These pants will stop me getting my balls out in public. Instead i will get my pants out and provide lots of photo evidence
Because I was in Poland and we won nothing der so wouldn’t mind winning something..
I deserve some paddy power pants because none of my bets have come off all season and I could do with a major amount of luck
I neeeeed some paddy power pants as
All mine have holes in (for breathability only)
Also I have just recovered from a season long
Ankle Injury and am returning to the pitch soon
So need a lucky break to get me back in the groove
I will reveal them when I score a screamer!!!
I could do with a new pair of PaddyPants. I’m very my most unlucky pair of multicoloured ones today. They are yellow to front and brown to back #hardeconomictimes. I bought them many years ago in C&A Department Store. The label prevents me from putting them on back to front!
Went out with my mates on a night out, was dancing thought a pump was going to arrive and instead was a poo.. So i had to leave the lads and flush the pants down the toilet. Fair to say i had a shit night
I am a Pants Connoisseur, and I need a pair of Paddy Pants to add to my ever growing collection… Recently my collection has been dwindling in number… For reasons only pricegasms can explain..
I think I deserve these pants as over the last 3 years paddy power has given me little in return for the amount of money I’ve invested. Would make up for alll my loses. #makemyday
I deserve a pair of lucky of lucky pants because I am going to need it, I’m going to Australia for a month with my girlfriend on our first holiday together, with minimal planning and even less patience. I will need every ounce of luck to survive her jet lagged tempers
Quite frankly Paddy you can keep your pants. Don’t have enough in thr bank to cover the costs for wearing them.
Plenty of free advertising when I’m running about on holiday with just #powerpants on! Need these pants so bad!
I feel I deserve a pair of paddy power pants because I am sneakily spending my day betting on horses when I should be trying to learn my trade as a solicitor, and in the future, when I’m infront of clients, solicitors, barristers and judges for the first time and feeling v nervous i’ll have to imagine everyone in their underwear, and at that point life will be so much easier because I will be sporting my lucky pair of paddy power pants!
I’m hosting a pants party and the host has to be seen to have the best pants! I need to have a party in Paddy’s pants!
I deserve a pair of paddy power pants as when I eventully get round to making sweet love the girl will ask what are those your wearing…. And I shall reply… ‘ These badboys are what are gonna keep you going from 11 to 2 (11/2).. Now what’s the odds on a lucky 15 you little minx.
I support a football team who have stewart downing in it. Surely that’s the unluckiest thing in the world?
I have just lost my job paddy, I need some lucky pants!!!!!
if i’m gonna have skidmarks on anything, i can’t think of anything better than a pair of PP pants
I think I deserve these boxers cause every other pair have holes in them from playing matches and I can’t wear my lucky ones anymore cause the holes so I can make these new paddy power ones my lucky ones for my hurling marches. And il be scoring all around me
So please give me a pair
I need these pants as I laughed at bendtner for saying he was the best striker in the world 2 years ago! When he revealed those pants, I now understand why!
I need a pair of PP lucky pants cos my cricket batting avg is shocking and I think a change of underwear will help my fortunes…… Pleeeeaaaaassse
I need to win these pants cos iv given you so much wonga on the euros I can’t afford a new pair to streak in when we smash the itais!!!
I deserve some lucky pants because not only am I nicknamed paddy power at work but I need something to show off when I’m scoring goals playing football
I deserve the pants because I’m Scottish and I have had to listen to these arrogant talking heads flapping their gums about England,these pants will stop England ruining sky sports news by winning it,just imagine
HEY NOW HEY NOW DONT DREAM ITS OVER !!! well paddy im not dreaming its over so comon give me a pair of lucky pants, you lucky thing.
My mankini is on its last legs, my party boy pants have seen better days…I need some new lucky undercrackers and what better than PP pants
I haven’t got any other pants thats why and it’s getting a bit sore!
I need them because my ex just took everything from me including my lucky pants (obviously not so lucky now). Going commando isn’t what its cracked up to be. Need the pants to stop the jeans rubbing and get lucky with a new woman that doesn’t steal my essential garments
Paddy, I’d like a pair of pants please, we’re going on a stag do to Berlin next week, and we need an outfit for the stag for the second day. What better way to have a day on the ale and visit the Brandenberg gate dressed in only a pair of lucky/classy pants. Cheers Paddy, keep up the good work b
I’m a terrible footballer jut like Nicklas Bendtner so I’m hoping by having my own paddy power lucky pants that I may become a better ballet just like Bendtner after wearing the pants.
Because I’m 3/4 Ukrainian and 1/4 Irish and after both teams departing early I need a change of luck !
I need some because i’ve decided to pop the question to the missus (who also likes a gamble and we all know a girl who likes a bet are few and far between) and i need the lucky pants to:
1) make her say yes,
2) help me win some monies to fund this wedding malarky
#payformyweddingpaddy
I deserve these pants as I soiled my best ones when I went ooh, aah, ooh, aah, after a Paddy pricegasm, it was worth it though ! My arse is still tingling
Please Paddy send me some pants – I haven’t had a clean pair since the Euros started coz my missus is too busy oogling the players – I’m desperate!
I want to wear nothing but these pants in the street! I will take a pic and tweet @paddypower – Every goal celebration I do will be worn with these pants!!!!
Just moved out on my own and left my mammy and I don’t know how to work the washing machine.. Seriously need clean underpants!!
My mrs has just left me so I need some lucky pants to get a new one
I would love a pair of these badboys as green is my favorite colour and past power my favorite and only betting site.. #PaddyPower
I’ve got the ants
Now I need the pants
For when I dance
In my lucky pants
I think i deserve a pair of paddy’s lucky pants because i havent scored in 18 years, and i am only 18 years old..I cant even score on FIFA,these pants could save my life
I deserve them because I just want them so badly!!!!
Been called into a meeting at work and had to set my phone off myself as i needed to get out and apply for pants, my boss just come out and said is everything ok at home as you looked really worried when your phone went off, if only they knew #cheerspaddy
Whilst away with the lads recently after a particularly tasty indian and heavy drinking session, i awoke the next day with the sensation of trapped wind. Under the impression that it would have been an especially nasty one i decided to release it to upset the lads/amuse myself. Unfortunately, my confidence in judging the safety of this was misplaced and i proceeded to splash fart. This wouldnt have been all bad but i happened to be wearing my favorite boxers that i had owned for years. Despite myself and my mams best attempts upon returning home, the boxers were permanently discoloured. A pair of pp pants would help put this whole unfortunate incident behind me.
P is for Paddy the best bookie around
A is for A-winner that wins me a pound
N is for N-Dubz, Dappy is a fool
T is for Tulisa, who make us drool
S is for Sexy time, my pants on the floor ….
Come on Paddy send me some Pants through my door
Funny story, every other pair of underwear i own was eaten by a wild pack of Ukrainian women who broke into my room in the early hours of yesterday morning. Although being La Commando crossed my mind, the thought of those beautiful green PowerPants combined with a standard pair of jeans, shorts or any type of trouser seems to be the only thing on my mind at the moment. Be it fate destiny or any of the above i simply need a pair of those POWERPANTS #PaddyPower
I deserve a pair of these pants as I have never owed a pair of underwear in my life and after 25 years I’m well and truly fed up of having draughty balls. Because of the constant ‘weathering’ they are tougher than Rhino Skin. Do a lad a favour and get him some pants!
I deserve them because I’ve been stuck in bed for the past 3 weeks with depression. They might just snap me out of it.
I deserve a pair of paddy power pants on the basis of being a daily loyal customer and have failed miserably on the genius pricegasms during the euros. My lucky pants were destroyed over Christmas when on a football team night out my teammates were giving a wedgy to my brother, also a teammate. As the boxers were being ripped and he was being pulled from side to side they eventually fell on the floor. At this point I realised my Brothers boxers were actually infact my lucky boxers. As my brother literally remained boxerless I remained lucky boxerless. This is my case to receive a pair of powerpants. I hope you take deep sympathy with me and make my wardrobe filled with hopefully my next lucky pants. Thanks Andyemmerton. Paddy power customer.
Paddy, please can I win a pair of PP’s lucky pants?
This Sunday I am cycling Lands End to John O’Groats in aid of the bishop Simeon Trust…. 874miles in just 6 days…..
Upon my return, what better way to nurse my ‘angry ballon knot’ than in a pair of lucky pants!?!
Dear Paddy,
I’m so unlucky you wouldn’t even approve my first comment. Surely I need some pants more than most??
Cause I was desperate for a pair of the first batch and currently can’t hit a barn door so these lucky pants could improve my scoring on and off the field. Also I can’t afford to buy any as I lose all my money on your website! Thanks paddy lad!
I want a pair to make the Paddy power pants become wanted in cricket aswel as football!
Need some lucky pants I tweeted u a picture so you’ll see how stuck I am!!!
I deserve some paddy pants because all my others are soiled after all these #pricegasm’
Send me some PaddyPants for one reason only..
God send me some Paddy Pants
God please I ask for Pants
God I need luck…
Der der der der
Send me the Pants real soon
I’ll wear them when I’m a groom
I’ll post a pic online real soon
God send those pants!!
*wipes a tear from eye*
I deserve a pair,as I have worn my lucky Ireland pants for everygame unwashed,my wife has moved into the other room,she will come back if i win these,so for my marriage help!
Paddy need a pair the skidmarks are gettin realy bad
Im a very superstitious person and i believe these pants might give me the luck i need because im getting no luck lately so please pick me And ill also wear them to every football match i play
Being Subbed twice in a Sunday league match….
That is all
I don’t have optimism and never have any luck. These pants may change my entire life! I mean I’m so unoptomistic I’ve never pressed the “I’m feeling lucky” button on google…..
Paddy my friend,
Why do I want your pants?
First of all I’ve donated a lot of money to you over the years for very little return due to my shambolic betting. So i definately need a bit more luck on my side and hopefully your lucky pants will help me.
Secondly my grandmother is irish so there a but of irish blood in me and what better way can you show it off than parade in green pants with paddy on them.
Thirdly is im slightly plump around the edges but in training to become an adonis. It would be much better to parade as an irish adonis with beautiful green pants. Of which you would receive a lovely tweet of me paradeing for you.
If all of the above dont get me a pair of pants then maybe the fact we have the same initials will. We’re both PP’s
Please I need some paddy power pants as all this fighting crime has taken its toll on this pair the criminals are laughing at me
PLEASE HELP ME PADDY!!!!
Many thanks
Superman
Paddy p! I would a pair of your paddy power duds as I’m running the great north north run in September for the prostate cancer charity, an there would be no better way to do it that in just your paddy power duds, an raise awareness that everyone needs to keep check on there nuts!
No real reason just that i really really want some.
I need some lucky pants because I told all my mates Poland were gonna win the Euros and now i look a fool. Where’s my luck?
i deserve these pants because i’ve had so many #pricegasms this Euro 2012 i’ve soiled most of my others
Just need a little bit more luck in my life
Well paddy I deserve some luck pants as 1) I’m a forest fan what how more unlucky can a fan be no money no players no chairman and now a sponsor pye (great for my bulging waste line)
2) I’m also getting married next summer so need all the help I can get !!!
Also I really want some pants !!!!!!!!
I dont have a real reason other than i really want some
I deserve some paddy power pants because my finishing was so poor last season I need a miracle this season to justify my club to pay me!
Also I have lost that much money on paddy power I probably could have had 100000 pairs made myself. Pleaseeee give me some pants paddy!
I can’t afford new jocks, as I keep Picking bad football bets and subsequently give you my money! So it’s your fault I walk around commando all the time, and now it’s up to you too supply me with some briefs!
Because stone cold said so
I deserve a pair of paddy’s bills, because bentnars shit n he got a pair
I deserve a pair of these pants because today I fell off a ladder and it proper hurt. I believe this mishap could have been averted if I had the blessing of PaddyPower Pants. Also if I win a pair I promise to get photos of the pants on your around the super clubs of Ibiza, probably doing things most pairs of pants shouldn’t. Regards, a guy in need of lucky pants.
I need a pair of paddy power lucky pants because my dad is going in for an operation the same day as England play Italy
I need a lot of luck. Please paddy power
I come from a small village that is hard on luck at the moment; our Post Office has closed, the pub no longer has ESPN and youths are running riot in the pic n mix section of the Spar. Its as if hope has packed up and left this small part of the country we once called paradise.
But all is not lost, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. Each week 11 brave men put on their whites, angelic esq, and fight to the death on an area of grass they call the pitch. I am one of those brave men and with the power generated in my loins through those emerald undergarments I can be a saviour. Men will find hope in our victories, women will cry with joy at our walking in and run by run we can start to rebuild this god-forsaken village. The term hero is branded about a lot but I’m not one of those, I just a man who had a dream that one day my runs batting at number 5 might just be able to inspire the repair of the once glorious cricket net at Gulval now lying battered by the wind.
I would love a pair of paddy power pants so I can wear them when I go travelling around Europe and I will post picks from the San Siro, the nou camp and the bernabeu! Plus I will take them to Everton matches next season.
I deserve a free pair of Paddy’s pants because I haven’t bought a fresh set since 2001 and I’ve had to bin 3 lots this year already!
Hello Paddy.
I am Augustus, a member of the Masai tribe in Kenya. For years my tribes-people have laughed at me for my dream of moving to England to become a cashier at your shop in North Street, Romford. They say to me, ‘You are a dreamer Augustus, why don’t you become a sheep sheerer, like your father!’.
I know that with these pants I can show my family and my tribes-people that I have what it takes to do this and I WILL make it as a paddy power cashier!
So please Paddy, do more for me than Lenny Henry has ever done, and send me these pants.
Yours faithfully
Augustus Makikiwiaka
haha that deserves a pair
Ahh Paddy the pants are just the first in the line of Paddy Power brand fashion range and the best thing about them is they go with everything or on there own!! They can even be worn outside the trousers wirth a green cape so i can pretend i am the mighty man (PP) myself …. what a dream come true that would be!! help mme realise my dream
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I’m so lonely..in desperate need of a girlfriend. I need a new pair of lucky pants as I tried three pairs in vain fir the Ireland games.
Because I missed yesterday’s pricegasm by seconds & it went m won! So I feel I need some good luck bringing my way!!
I need Paddy Power lucky pants because I’m going on holiday soon with the lads, and to pull a nice chick I need these lucky pants!
I need a pair because my Sunday pants have got all “holy” on me…
Paddy I deserve the pants as I play half forward for my local GAA club and in well over 100 senior games I have never scored a goal, missing 5 penalties in the process which has given me the nick name at the club ”O’Heskey” (The irish Heskey)
So please send me a pair to change my luck and when my first goal arrives I will celebrate just like Bendtner and hopefully with a picture which I will send
I am going to do a sponsored bike ride (Manchester to Blackpool in July, approximately 65 miles) and would wear my lucky pants and only my lucky pants for the ride!!
6 months ago I had a bad back from some vain effort of trying to lift a weight in a gym to look like an impressive spartan. Instead I failed, put my back out and looked like homer Simpson. Eventually I went to the doctors and was refered to the hospital. On arriving to the hospital I was informed by a rather attractive MRI scanner she would be giving me a scan and to remove my trousers. This is where any mans fansty ends. And my horror starts. I remembered I was wearing embrassing festive Simpson based novelty boxers. Not only did this scan display my childish past. But also found I had a prolaspe disk and a tumour the size of a grape fruit, which was removed after 9 hours of surgery and left me with 3 disappointing tiny scars.
Need a new pair of lucky pants after I gave my last lucky pants a loan to Webb Simpson last week and hav’nt got them back yet
Really need a pair cos i just messed up the pair i’m wearing got so excited thinking bout the chance of actually having Paddy Power Lucky Pants! #Pantgasm
Ive had an itch down there for a week or 2 can’t afford the doctor and need a bit of luck! Cheers paddy
I need a pair to wear on a stag do i goin on in August up Newcastle, Wil b plenty of pics to promote the best bettin site there is. And also my wife jus gave birth to my second son (ryan) b nice prezzie of u t congratulate me…..
I would love a pair of your PP Lucky Pants as I would wear them in all my sporting adventures & have a wee flash when things go my way
ooooh and hitting T in the Park in couple of weeks so would spread the PaddyPower lucky pant mania into the music world!! Come ere you lucky pants plzzzzzzzzz.
Dear paddy,
I desperately need your pants to keep the cold breeze on my crotch due to the recent loss of my pubic hair, Which i recently donated for Wayne Rooney’s hair transplant.
Paddy I have been trying for a week. Maybe these pants will bring me luck. Here’s hoping !
SeeIng as how I invest so much in you’s every weekend and never seem to win the least you’s can do is award me a pair of briefs!
I deserve the lucky pants because I have a collection of colourful and lucky pants and I want to add these paddy power ones to my collection! #PullingPants.. so look out for my name paddy, it is @mattpepper , I tweeted you a pair of all my lucky pants!
If I win a pair for my husband then he just might get lucky
I NEED these pants because i’ve had so many #pricegasms during Euro 2012 i’ve soiled all my Calvin Kleins.
Paddy, please send me a pair of lucky pants as my misses will be throwing all mine out when she finds out i’m moving our holiday back to accommodate for the england v germany game (because of course we’ll beat the italian stallions). They would also come in handy on saturday as i hang them over the finish line at ascot to encourage black caviar to win by 5 lengths and win me some moolaarr!! (Black Caviar defo wants a pair too, you see!!)
Because I lost my job a few weeks ago and need some lucky pants for any interviews I have
Because I’ve lost my shirt so my times in your premises the least you owe me is a pair of lucky pants!
I’m on holidays in Tenerife and I’m home on Saturday with no clean skids lol
give me some paddyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!please 
I need some because I’m sick ov losing all my money on the horses a d need some good luck pants
I need these pants Paddy! I’m a spurs fan! And that Chelsea goal that didn’t cross the line, maybe if I was wearing these luck pants it wouldn’t have been counted, it still hurts you know! We need a little bit o’ the Irish luck! C’mon Paddy!
I deserve them because I am desperate for some luck, wallet took a beating when Holland failed to turn up at the Euros, wish you donated some pants to them!
Dear Paddy
I need some of your amazing pants because I have some big plans for them. TITP 2 of mates already got them complete the set for me and I promise you newspaper images and television coverage of those lucky paddy power pants.plus going to Ireland at the end of summer defo need to be rocking those pants then.
Cheers Paddy.
I need a pair because ive got nothing else to wear to an interview…
I would like a pair because if they can make bendtner score 2 goals Imagine what I could do with their magic? Theyre even better than Harry Potters invisibility cloak.
The recession has left me short in supply of underware. Lucky pants will be a step in the right direction
Hi paddy, I am due to visit Asia in a few weeks, and the pants have already been to Poland, I now want to take them all the way to Thailand!
I think I deserve a pair of lucky pants because I just got the bullet from the missus so need a new pair of ‘lucky pants’ to help inspire me to get back in the game and find some eligible bachelorettes!
I need to see how lucky i can be in these pants, so i need some to go out on the pull in some!
I deserve a pair as I don’t have any pants, currently go commando daily so I’m washing lots of trousers at the mo.
I need a pair of lucky pants because I can’t afford new ones as I lose all my money to Paddy Power! My horses always finishes 2nd, my greyhound gets whacked at the 1st bend, my football team concede in the 90th minute, my golfer loses in a playoff, my boxer loses on a split points decision. MY LUCK HAS TO CHANGE, and lucky pant might just do that?
Hi Paddy!
I deserve a pair of lucky power pants, because not only is it my Birthday this weekend, but I’ve never actually had a pair of lucky pants!!
I recon if I got a hold of power pants I’d be straight in there with Rihanna, odds on!
I need these pants because I ruined every other pair that I own with an almighty #PRICEGASM
I want a pair of lucky pants bacause I want the real lucky pants for the galway races and then I can burn the inferior pair I have at the minute!
Needless to say, wearing these after a night out didn’t end well for me…http://pic.twitter.com/Ur4NvUBF
I have been betting with Paddy Power for a few years now and never had one winner! This would console my horrible luck and hopefully give me some more!! I have lucky socks, but unfortunately no lucky pants, that would be awesome!!
I need some PP pants for a fancy dress bar crawl. I’m going as the hulk (minus the guns) painted head to toe in green on a skateboard with a vuvuzala.
My wife tells me if she sees me on paddy power website again she’s going to make me wash my own pants. Now I’ve not had much experience doing washing and id probably just buy new ones instead of washing. However, the money spent on pants would mean less money spent on paddy power betting. I know its a vicious circle but hey its paddytime!!!
Need those pants Patrick
Baby’s arms hanging out of prams
all over the place. Enough
breathing at this stage, need a bit of
comfort now
Pants me quick
Becuase I used to have a lucky pair of jocks for about 8 years d mother has fixed n stitched d holes in them.but my friends got wind of this and in a match ripped them of me before throw in…now I haven’t played well since there gone……
I deserve some lucky pants as I currently don’t wear and and go commando daily, is costly washing trousers every day!!
On Monday the wife went for her 12 week maternity scan. They found 2 heart beats and we are expecting twins on new years eve. Maybe I need a tighter fitting daddy power pants, so I don’t get into trouble next time.
I need these pants, I’m on a dry spell that would rival Johnny Giles!
I badly need a pair I havent won a penny on paddypower.com in ages. Having a bad luck streak. Plus they’re mad looking jocks. Can’t send ye a pic of d jocks im wearing now u’d think I was involved in a dirty protest
I need some pants as just had knee surgery & been told I may never play football again
I need the pants to aid recovery so I can get back to bring an average Sunday League footballer.
HI Paddy
My Wife is on holiday for a fortnight, it has been a week, So far I have lived off of beer and takeaways and i have no idea how to work the washing machine, therefore i am relying on winning this competition as i have very few pairs of underwear left.
I need the paddy power pants as i need the PP luck off the irish, come on paddy don’t let us down now.
paddy seriously i have been ringing ur customer care and leaving emails for these pants, u doesnt want free pants?? i missed the facebook competition and was gutted, just got back from turkey and the jocks i got over there are breaking my balls and im winning no money online, paddy find it in ur heart to send those pants my way, i spend some amount of money for the 5 years ive been a loyal paddy power user, my username is seanward14 check it urself
do the right thing paddy. with these pants, i could be president!!
I’m meant to be going to Spain in 4wks but have been electronically tagged, curfewed 7pm-7am
. Please send me your LUCKY PANTS so I can wear them to the airport and get on the plane undetected by the polis, PADDYPOWER TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
Surely I deserve a pair of PP lucky pants; my wife’s just given birth, I want to call my son Nicklas, and I’m unlikely to have any pants washed for the next two weeks…
I have just placed a lucky 63 on todays Ascot meeting. Knowing a pair of paddy power lucky pants were on the way might be the kickstart to a great day.
I think I need a pair lucky pants as I’ve been very UNLUCKY with my correct score doubles fit the euros! I’ve had €10 on….
Italy 1-1 Croatia and Spain 3-0 Ireland (Spain 4-0 Ireland)
Italy 2-0 Ireland and Spain 2-0 Croatia (Spain 2-0 Croatia)
A pair of lucky pants could be the missing ingredient for success!!!
* (Spain 2-0 Croatia) should read (Spain 1-0 Croatia)
I deserve some pants because my luck these euros has literally been pants! Some of your lucky pants might help me win some money
I want a pair of luck pants because im irish and have had nothing to cheer about in the euros havent won a penny and i nee to bring my luck back
When I was in Malia I done a frank the tank down the strip and got fined. This wouldn’t have happened had I had a pair of paddy pants to show off!! it’s going to help me out big time! I want them!!! Please paddy!
I need these lucky pants ciz im ugly and need to pull a hot chick
I deserve some lucky pants as I am off to the Isle of Wight festival and its going to tip down with rain all weekend. Sticking it out to watch England on the big screen on Sunday.
I need some lucky pants for lots of reasons. Firstly, I’ve had to suffer through an entire season of bendtner ‘trying’ to score for Sunderland, which was very frustrating. Secondly, I’m going to have to suffer through an entire season of other players ‘trying’ to score for Sunderland, which I’m sure will be just as frustrating. And finally, I’ve just quit smoking, and a pair of lucky pants would make the whole ordeal a lot more manageable, I’m sure.
Thanks Paddy!
I want these y’s cos I wana be able to spread the word about paddy power and flash my camel tail to the world in these bad boys!!!!!Y
i need badly need this underpants to get lucky on my honeymmon night!!! i might score a jackpot if im wearing this lucky pants.
I need some lucky pants so i can get lucky
i need paddy power pants because my mother caught me in the act with a girl last time i scored……….paddy be nice, please? need some LUCK.
I had a little accident this morning, so I need a 2nd pair for tomorrow
Well, I have my last exam tomorrow, however I still find myself refreshing the Twitter page to see if anymore #PRICEGASMS turn up, so yeah I kind of need some luck. Thanks.
havent won a thing on PP since the Grand National, if i had some Paddys lucky pants im sure my luck would soon change. i promise not to stain them
The missus used my lucky pants to clean the oven, havent been or got lucky since. C’mon Paddy! Give a man a break!
Because I’m looking at my mate Andy in them now and I’m jealous of his green package!
I’m such a prolific scorer in my local league that it would be in paddys best Internet to give me a few pairs…….free advertising…….u hear me?
hi paddy my friend had his lucky pants delivered yesterday and within five minutes of puttin his laptop on he’d won five ipad 2s an audi tt and caribean cruise not only that he had another online message saying there was twelve girls in our area waiting to meet him! by this time id thought to myself I NEED A PAIR OF THESE PANTS!!
Because I jumped out of my seat when Bentner scored as I had him to score anytime with Paddy Power
seeing him drop the togs and show the lucky pants I wanted to trade my winnings for a pair !!! Dying for a pair !!!!
Paddy, I just need a change of luck and these pants could be the answer. Please Paddy please!!!
winning this pants might help me to get a jackpot on my honeymoon night.. :0
i need a pair of your lucky pants because when i was in london last week your vuvuzela went off behind me and i spoiled mine
Because I’m a Reading fan and I cleaned up on Paddy Power last season,if I win some pants then PaddyPower can clean up me instead
I’d like a pair of your lucky pants as they may help me get more than a 67p bet accepted on any of your enhanced bet promotions.
I need these pants coz i mudded myne during the England-Sweden game!
I deserve them as I’m in need of some serious luck …bring it on paddy …..
I deserve some lucky pants because in a have made a bet that if England win the euros I will get the queens face tattooed on my bum. I need all the luck I can get.
need to give the girlfriend something to get excited about in the bedroom and pp pants might help get her to pricegasm im mean orgasm
Could do with them bad Paddy, all my own are destroyed from a shocking bout of crabs, lost every item of clothing i had. All i want is a pair of Lucky Pants and some tinfoil for my head to keep the government out, i’m hoping you can help me with one of the above mentioned!
I’m getting married next month and I’ll need paddy power lucky pants to wear on the day (pics will follow).
And with the woman I’m marrying I’ll probably need to wear them the rest of my life!! God bless me
My name is Maximus Daniel Clark, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Paddy Power. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next, If i dont win those Lucky Paddy Power Pants.
The sticky mess I’ve made to my current pant collection due to paddy’s daily pricegasms has rendered them unwearable. Please! My plumbs are freezing!
I’ve been struggling for form with my local GAA team. I’ve tried lots of pants but none of them have worked yet. If I had Paddy Power lucky pants I’d run the let of the pitch in celebration.
I need these pants because I’m going to Santa Ponsa and have no jocks, so these would do nicely for 10 days! Also help pull the women! Im also Ginger and my skins as White as snow, so wearing them would make me look like an Ireland flag! #COYBIG
I need these lucky pants as I have had a bet with my mates that if i win them i will watch every england game wearing only the pants.
As I need the pants to help me win my money back from you as I keep paying for your nights out paddy.
My lucky pants turned out to be not so lucky when while in a job interview they split as i bent over to pick up my pen. The lady intervieing me heard, laughed and told me to go home, i didnt get the job so couldnt afford to pay for my holiday with the lads to Ibiza
Because ive been turning my current pair of pants inside out for the last 6 months, the bang off them are something else and I could do with a new pair.
Because my name is Paddy Power (ahem!!) and it would be nice to have a pair of Ys with my name on them. If it is good enough for my cousin Calvin Klein it is good enough for me!
I deserve pants because I think they’re swell.
My existing pants are a bit durty Paddy! This is the ideal ice breaker for university in September!
I deserve some paddy power pants because the amount of money i have given/lost to you over the euros is criminal and as you’ve robbed me the least you can do is sort me out with some lucky pants so I can take you on next season and change my fortunes!!!
I could do with some lucky pants because when im under the influence of alcohol, i feel the need to run around in my boxers… But unfortuantely hasnt brought me any luckk
My girl is not giving me any lately, I need those lucky pants to get things goin again, please paddy!,,,,,,
It’s quite simple really. Paddy’s constant pricegasms and Money-back specials have got me a bit too excited on a number of occasions, meaning I’m well and truly in the market for some new underwear..
Ah jaysus paddy I need some lucky pants as I’ve destroyed mine after the 3 group games balotellis goal was the final straw is there anything that can’t be blamed on Mario
I need a pair of Paddy Powers lucky pants as I’m going to Ibiza this year for the second year running and if I fail as badly as I did last year I mite start to think I hav a face fit for a dinner part wit Frank Ribery’s family.. Help a lhad out Paddy!!
I have been sh………g my pants with losing bets at Paddy Power shops,
so if I get a pair it will feel easier in your pants than Marks and Spencers!!!
i deserve these pants as i have givin my life savings to paddy power haha
Paddy, I deserve these pants because let’s face it, watching the euros supporting Ireland has done no favours to my current gruds and the amount I’ve lost betting on Ireland I think I deserve these pants so I can salvage a bit of pride, cheers paddy!
I’m getting married next month and I’ll need paddy power lucky pants to wear on the day (pics will follow).
And with the woman I’m marrying I’ll probably need to wear them the rest of my life!! God love me!!
I have a fancy dress party in a couple of weeks… going to go as premature ejaculation…. I’ve just come in my pants… my lucky paddy power pants!
I think I deserve a them because I spend so much money on paddy power they could be my loyalty bonus,thanks paddy
Paddy I’m in need of these pants really bad, I’ve been forced to wear the same pair of pants my friends dad left me in his will 14 years ago. As you can imagine the colourings faded and they’ve been restored with carrier bags (water proof) they have been useful when pulling as they’re similar colours to a tesco bag “every little helps” So please solves my promblems and save the embarrasment, Lee @thatsapunt
I’ve lost nearly £400 of betting on the Euro’s thanks to Russia and Spain…. hoping that receiving a pair of these lucky pants will turn my fortunes around for the knockout stages! Hopefully they’ll be my pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
We have provided bags of winners in the euros and horse racing, we help people with all betting needs and we do it all forFREE!! We need these lucky pants to frame and put on the wall at pocketwise hq. On the wall between lucy pinder and megan fox, we think they will look nice there
I need a pair of these pants as i cant get passed 1st base with my g/friend. I think it may have something to do with the spongebob square pants i have, yes im 25. But the PP pants should def get me something, literally either bets or something else. Wink Wink
Because I want to be the first female to have them
I need the lucky pants so that I can wear them on a night out and flash them to people as I run out of the kebab house celebrating with food in hand.
Im a commando kid! So no pants can be always unlucky! No dribbles or follow throughs allowed! I defo need some lucky pants!
I’m way better than bendtner !! Plus the marriage of our 2 brands ( johnnie walker and paddy power ) could create a super whisk(e)y
Johnnie powers. Think of the cash paddy.
Me and my dad have to share the 1 pair of pants in the house! Now the sh*t stains are at the front and the p*ss stains are on the back!!
I need them to show off to the US….also when I go through the airport body scanners “Paddy Power” will come up
I need some lucky pants because going commando is getting me nowhere!
Dear Paddy,
I want these pants as when I hit the town on Saturday night, the girls in the club will be shouting, ‘goodness, gracious green balls of fire’ when I drop trou on the dancefloor and reveal my green (albeit slightly burning) lucky pants.
Just back from the Euros… Must of brought all my unlucky pant seeing that we got spanked in the 3games! Need some lucky pants for the world cup qualifiers!COYBIG
I’d put Beckham and Ljungberg to shame
Calvin Klein briefs, Nahhhhhhhhh ill have some Paddy Power ones 
After successfully assisting in my teams league triumph and cup win wearing my old PaddyPower lucky pants I am in need of a new pair as the old pair took a bit of a beating from more than 30 games rubbing around my nether regions!
Basically cud do with a new pair of shreddies cos all of mine are thread bare lol
I think the pants might change my sex life as the missus has been frigid lately! Imagine her face as I fly into the bedroom with Paddy Power across my crotch!
I would like to win a pair so when I show them off I look fine and score unlike bendtner who got a fine
well one because im a woman if thats not reason enough i need them because im more than down i had over £800 riding on san paulo getting a goal had both teams to score .. and guess what they failed .. so i need something to cheer me up and bring me luck ( the pants would jsut do the trick .. so paddy be a gentleman and be this unblucky ladys knight in shining green underpants .. please ?
Being a barnet fan, we need all the luck we can possibly get. and, your my favourite bookie. come on patrick.
Need a pair of them because i’m eoin mc love and ive no willy
I require these classy undergarments as I really am Wolf from Gladiators. Awooooooooooooooooooga
I needs lucky pants cause my others are leaving me Itchy!! #NotLucky
I need a pair of #luckypants to give to my girlfriend as a birthday present #romanticlad #paddypower
I need some lucky pp pants because ive worn out my current homer simspon lucky pants.
I need lucky pants as I walked under a pair of ladders while holding a broken mirror as a cat ran across me….basically I need some luck !
I need those pants to change my luck Paddy
Bad news: yesterday, a car ran over my finger
Worse news: I was picking my nose at the time
I need some as I solied my last ones and still want to advertise your company.
After Ireland leaving it in the pants at the Euros, I’m taking over as their Kitman and the only way they have a hope of scoring is with Paddys luck pants, so send my own, plus 30 more! Cheers Paddy!
I need some new lucky pants as the recent run of pricegasms has done irrepairable damage to my previous pair. You don’t want me going commando for the remainder of the euros
A cant be bothered being inventive but by the amount of money I’ve gave you’s this year a could a bought 300 pair of paddy power
Because Paddy,over the years as a dedicated PP customer,my terrible betting has heavily contributed to putting a shirt on your back,surely the least you can do is give me some pants to cover up my arse!?:)
I deserve a pair of these. I lost my last lucky pair to a lass that wanted to keep them as a souvenir and all I have left are unlucky loose pants so paddy find it in your heart to donate one of these beauties
My pants are lemon at the front and skid marks at the back. I need powerpants quick!! I have a date soon. And if they can make Bendtner score then thopefully I will!! Help me out paddy. Do you hear me ???
I need these lucky pants because i once sharted in my current pants. I have obviously washed them since but i cant look at them anymore. I have to look away when putting them on because they only remind me of that terrible, terrible day! And to top it all off, i once lost £2.60 whilst wearing them! C’mon paddy do me a favour!
As a Australian living in the UK if i can have a tiny bit more luck i might not have to put up with the poms beating us this summer in the cricket its been a while !!!!
I deserve the pants because Me and my long term girlfreind have never ‘done the deed’ so to say, and after watching bentners heroic display, she jokingly said ‘Id love you forever if you get me them, heck I’d let you do it all’
Upon hearing this illusive deal, I trawled the Internet for these fateful pants.
Therefore please, please paddy power, get me a pair! Also you’ve rinsed me a fair amount over the last few months, I’ve paid enough!
i need the pants, as ive ruined all my other pairs with my daily PRICEGASMs.
Paddy, I need these in my life, I have a slipped disc and had the same pants on for 5 weeks, .. You can class me as your nap of the day if I get a pair as I will defo change me pants.
Go on paddy make my mates green with envy, I might even change our lasses pricegasms to orgasms in these..
Cheers paddy
I need these lucky pants as Its my wedding anniversary next St Patricks Day, Im taking my missus to a swanky shindig and this is the ideal headwear
I need these underpants because Im going through a bad spell of betting on my account and they would make me feel better
Because I’m a scottish football fan, I’m DESPERATE for some luck !!
I NEED those pp pants because I haven’t won a penney the hole euros no luck whatsoever and having soported Ireland threw the groups I’m not the only shittybum!!
Please paddy
I went 2 dublin 4 the rep of ireland didnt get to watch it then i went over my ankle twice and still cant walk and not being able too play football for a while
As it’s my 21st birthday today on the 21st of june I deserve some lucky pants. It would be the best present ever.
I only have two pairs of munks. The ones I wore two days ago are still inside my trousers on my bedroom floor and the ones I wore yesterday I still have on, just turned inside out. So I need so Paddy Power Pants so my girlfriend doesn’t leave me!
I need a pair of paddy power lucky pants because my fiance threw away my old pair of lucky pants because “they had too many holes in” now I don’t have a pair and I didn’t score 1 goal for my local football team last season, I’m usually good for at least 5!
I support Rangers and as you can imagine I haven’t had too much luck of late……I really need sum lucky pp pants to turn my luck around…..oh nd I like…..em…….you!
i deserve a pair of paddypower pants because i like pants
roses are red underpants are green and chance of a pair for haloween.
i posted a picture on twitter of my old ones #shtink
please PP send me some luckypants as i’ve run out of clean pants, i’ve turned them inside out too many times, and to be frank, i can’t be arsed to put them in the wash. Cheers!
I deserve the Paddy Power briefs because I’m Northern Irish and our national team are PANTS!!
I deserve a pair of lucky pants paddy because I recently lost my last lucky pair when I unfortunately done te business in them after a rough night in magaluf and instead of showing all the fellow lads decided to throw them in our air vent which they remained for the rest of the holiday stinking the room out with shit
I should get some lucky pants as my betting in the past two weeks has been total pants, 2 wins out of 33, Damn you paddypower with your convenient phone app
I’ve not scored for my team since one of me mates decided to burn me lucky powderpuff girls boxies! Really need a new lucky pair, help me out!!
I deserve a pair because my Mrs has just left me and I need some lucky pants to go out and pull a new one!
I’m Graduating next month, and I need a pair of these pants to wear under my graduation gown!
Paddy i dont need the pants but if you dont give me some ill tell your mum
As Obi Wan Kenobi – -”These are not the pants your looking for!”
Hi Paddy, One of the most loyal customers you have had over the past 5 years…I;m heading on to the USA in 2 weeks time for a small break, heading to SF, LA, Vegas and would love to get snaps of the sites with only the lucky pants on show!!
Paddy I have been a Leeds fan all my life! I am 21 now and the stress is unbareable to be honest it’s “pants”. I need something lucky to wear on match days…please help!!!
I need some lucky pants for when I go travelling around europe . At the minute I’ve only got one pair of merry christmas pants to take which clearly aint very lucky !
have sent you a disturbing image of me and my pants on a bad night out from @PLPredictions if there ever was a man in need of new pants it’s me. Pulled clean off, with Jeans in and everything. Went down fighting though. @PLPredictions
I need the pants because I will punt more knowing I’m wearing them and I will wear them on top of my trousers! I’ll post the pics when you send me a pair for sure!
I need some lucky pants because every single bet iv had on the euros has been a losing one!
I deserve a pair because my pants are always baggy and my boxers are always on show so free advertising
I need them because I made a balls of my last pair !
paddy seriously i have been ringing ur customer care and leaving emails for these pants, who doesnt want free pants?? i missed the facebook competition and was gutted, just got back from turkey and the jocks i got over there are breaking my balls and im winning no money online, paddy find it in ur heart to send those pants my way, i spend some amount of money for the 5 years ive been a loyal paddy power user, my username is seanward14 check it urself do the right thing paddy. with these pants, i could be president!!
I need the pants because I will punt more knowing I’m wearing them and I will wear them on top of my trousers! I’ll post the pics when you send me a pair for sure!
I need some because I’m sick ov losing on the horses and need a lucky pair
Paddy I need some of these pants to wear on a trial for Kettering FC. I have no talent and could do with a bit of paddy love to get me through the day! U never know maybe in the future I will be on Soccer Saturday flashing off these pants after scoring a hat trick and it will all be thanks to you!
C’mon Paddy!!! You’ve no idea how much I need these lucky pants!!! Ah mean you’ve taken all my money with your tantalising pricegasms and always pick the losing ones!! I’ve basically paid for the 300 spare you’ve got so surely I deserve one pair!!! Do you hear me Paddy?!?!?!
have sent you a disturbing image of me and my pants on a bad night out from @PLPredictions if there ever was a man in need of new pants it’s me. Pulled clean off, with Jeans in and everything. Went down fighting though. pic.twitter.com/7Bmbirmf
I deserve a pair due to the amount of times your vodoo dolls have done me over on your Pricegasms!!!
I deserve the new pants for being a loving wife putting up with EVERY single footy match.. Maybe I’ll get lucky in my lucky bright green pants
Please please please can i have a pair for my hubby… Its his birthday and hes getting a vasectomy reversal so hopefully the pants will bring us some luck (just to clarify the vasectomy reversal isnt his birthday present)
This is the closest i will get to being godlike if i can wear the same pants as the greatest striker that has ever lived. If he leaves arsenal this summer i will cry but this pair of pants may help the pain a little
The reason I deserve a pair of lucky pants is because i am a regular customer!!! And I play football these could be the lucky pants for me #pleasepaddy #lucky
To win a pair of these pants would complete my wardrobe ! They are a classic fashion statement and would definitly turn eyes when shown ! I would love to own a pair of these and would be gratefully accepted if you could give me a pair ! Thanks Paddy
i need lucky pants to wear for every york city game next season so my each way 25/1 shot (with you paddy, of course) comes in!!
Because my Missus has said I’m gone stale in the cot and she reckons the pants will put the spark back into it
My girlfriend is more interested in reading Fifty Shades of Grey than paying me any attention. The lucky pants will help me win back her affection!
I deserve a pair of paddy power pants because my girlfriend saw them and promised that if I got them she would be the first to try them on, with nothing else!
I think i deserve the paddy power pant cause ive got holes in all my others and ive spend on all money on pricegasams for te euros
I need these pants because I’ll be betting on myself coming first with all the ladies!!
i would like a pair because like quite a lot of ppl i talk a bit of crap…. if i wear these on my head they can catch the crap while advertising the best bookmakers about!!
I need a pair of these! I can’t find a winner with both hands, at least these will stop me picking my rear with them both too!
I think that I should get the lucky pants because I’m great!!! In fact I’m so great, I should get two pairs of lucky pants, in case the first pair doesn’t work!
I deserve the lucky drawers because every morning i open my bedroom curtains to see my boxer dog swingin of my boxers on the line! Ok ok i get the fact that boxer dogs love boxers!mayb you can send him a pair too?
Us Paddy’s stick together!!! Iv been going comando for 6 months now and havent has a shade of good fortune… I need lucky pants for a change in fortune!!!
Can I have some pants please? I need them as I supported Republic Of Ireland all the way through the Euros and had to endure Glenn Whelan up against Xavi & Iniesta 😔
I’ve heard that green naturally makes your manhood look bigger. I may not be the longest in the shower, but I’d certainly be the longest after putting these green machines on. Give me some paddy power man pride??
I damaged a van at work, Im single and I backed the dutch for Euro 2012. I need all the luck I can get
Paddy, Im getting married later this year in Scotland…..What better to wear underneath my kilt as a half Scot/half Englishman
…….I need a pair of lucky pants!!!
I need a pair of Paddy Power lucky pants because I give Paddy Power so much money every week I can’t afford to buy a pair so a pair of POWERPANTS is the least I deserve in return for all my investment!
I slipped a disc twice in the last two seasons, this has restricted my to two half seasons in my last two years of playing football, with the season fast approaching I could do with a pair of lucky pants to prevent this injury for a 3rd year running, I would wear them every game!!
I deserve a pair of pants as i cant afford to buy any after punting it all on the euros an ascot and my mums sick of me wearing hers. Need your lucky pants so i can win back some of my money from you!
paddy i need your help!!! I had to make my own pair of powerpants and now my girlfriend thinks i am a loser. can you please send me the real paddy power lucky pants so i can change my girlfriends mind and actuallly impress her. thanks paddy.
i have tweeted my pic. #powerpants
I need a pair of lucky pants as I’ve been goin commando for years and don’t own a pair of underwear!!!!!maybe they,ll kick start my sex life no more vinegar balls
Paddy, I definitely deserve a pair of power pants. I am a college student with roughly 3 pairs of jocks, can’t score for the life of me on a college night out. They call me Maradona cos I only score with my hand. Paddy help a man out and give me the chance to score.
I deserve a pair of Paddy Power Lucky Pants because I’m a Paddy Power regular and iv been having a nightmare with bets this last while, need a bit of luck Paddy!.. And what better way than a pair of your very own Lucky Pants
Need new matchday pants, They are the same colour as my team…
I need a pair of these pants so that my laptop screen doesn’t get covered when you have a twitter pricegasm!
I want a pair of PP pants so I can wear them over my jeans and walk into other bookmakers sporting them, showing them who’s the best bookie in the land.
I lost my lucky pants back in March. Been pantless since
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First round of championship next weekend against the county champions from the last 3 years!!need all the luck we can get #powerluckypants
I had to abandon my last pair of lucky pants in the Ukraine after being caught short celebrating England’s win against Sweden
MBS if i score a pair of pants in the next few days!
I need some luck big time had a bet every day when the footballs on an have always just missed out please send me a pair of lucky pants please plus my current lucky pants has holes in them, go on paddy make my day
Please can I get 2 pair of these pants it’s my wedding on the 4th July me & my best man will wear them on the day
My current lucky pants have more holes than the Irish defense!
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Paddys pants are great, Paddys pants are fun,
But Paddys pants are not for Everyone,
They would be great to wear and worth a see,
I bloody need a pair that’s just for me,
Paddy don’t be shy and send us a pair,
Whether they are lucky or not I dont give a f*%k!!! I mean care!
I deserve some lucky paddy pants as I’m off to lanzarote soon so would be great to strut o
The beach in them!!
I have always dreamed of having pants just like bendtners in case they are the key to his self belief. Plus paddy power are awesome
Because I have lost lots of money to paddy power until I got banned for betting whilst I was away at work if I get luck pants I will get my account opened again
i need some power pants because when united didnt win the league i destroyed my other ones
help me out paddy!!!
I deserve some paddy power pants because im running out of pants and in the current economical climate they are too expensive
I need these pants because I haven’t ha it for a month, my girlfriend says if I win a pair She’ll
…….OH and I’ll send a pic of her wearing them if I win
I broke my hand for second time in 7 months playing hurling last sunday. I’d seriously do with some lucky pants to change my bad luck.
You’ve had the shirt off my back enough surely I deserve some pants you will get a photo of me wearing them at York races next month
Hi Paddy! I need a pair of your pants – Im going on my stag weekend in July to Marbella with 20 Geordie Lads…..I need those Paddy Pants to hide my modesty cos no doubt I will be stripped down to them plenty times
!!
I would like paddy power lucky pants because it is my number one bookies and could help me in score
i neef thesr licky pants to keep me little leprecaun in to be sure.haha
Think a should get a pair of lucky pants cause a would flash them everywhere n that kin only mean good publicity for u but could be bad publicity for me lol(depending where a flash) and if a get lifted for flashing a could take pics with them on in the cell haha now theres a plan..mmm..
I deserve some Paddy as i have tried 3 times to get some by doing the blogs and the facebook competition! come on paddy! gimme some luck please haha!
I need some lucky pants for the Sheffield Wednesday games next season! We need to keep on moving on up! Help me Paddy!!
I defo need Lucky pants after watching Ireland get trashed in the euro’s and the horses r not goin well either so I need sum paddy luck as in pants
I saw John Terry buying pants with strips in shades of green,
The pants have pockets round the waist with zippers in between,
I think it was Roy Keane who sewed the seams,
Looks like he has totally lost hold of his machine,
Looking at Ronaldo he knows how to dance,
Pity he didn’t have them lucky pants,
Paddy’s pants are great
Paddy’s pants are fun
Paddy’s pants are good for everyone
They’re fun to wear
There fun to see
Let’s get a pair for you and me
Whether it’s work
Or whether it’s play
Paddy’s pants are for everyday
Go walk around
And have no fear
That paddys pants will cover your rear!
So give me a pair
And let me bring it home.
COYBIG
Having lost my lucky charm at Hillsborough last year, I need a new one to help Sheffield Wednesday continue with promotion! This would be ide!!
I want (no scrub that), no NEED some Paddy Power lucky pants because 1) being a ‘plastic’ paddy I consistently need to demonstrate my irish heritage 2) I had Robbie Keane for Euro top goalscorerer (I know blind faith) 3) and I’ve done my nuts on the euros, and needs some Green Y-fronted Luck!!
I need a pair of Paddy Power pants cause they’re green so will hide my knob rot!!
i need sum lucky pants so my bloke has sum to change into lol
Quite simply they look immense and my modest junk will look likewise when contained within such a fine undergarment.
I need a pair of paddy power boxers as all my others appear to have weird looking stains on both the front and rear and vanish has failed me
I need some lucky pants to help me every time I come across a hot girl – I rarely have anything to wipe it off with.
I need a pair of paddy power boxers as all my others have weird looking stains on both the front and rear that won’t come out and vanish has failed me
If I win a pair of these lucky pants I solemnly promise to delete every other betting account I have and bet with paddy power only
I’m after shitting myself with excitement over these pricegasims that I’m still wearing my skidmarked jocks for two weeks, send us on a pair of paddy power jocks, people are starting to notice the smell that’s coming from me! Sound
I need a pair of lucky pants because I recently took up golf and I’m extremely bad and I reckon they’ll help.also I’ll tweet a pic of me from the 18th in my pp boxers.
I’ve been ritually losing my wages to you every week for years now and currently have zero dollar for my holidays in 3weeks time , definitely need those lucky pants
Paddy! I’ve been told that if I win a pair of your pants I’ll be aloud to be the only guy and an anne summers party.. They might have good underwear but PaddyPower knows the Real deal on undergarments.
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Hi Paddy
I feel that I could do with some lucky pants as I want to be the next Nicklas Bendtner.
Bendtner has been taking the premier league by storm for years and has also been the MVP of this years Euros.
At the moment I am working on growing another foot taller and I am almost believing that I am the best in the world.
These pants will bring me that one step closer.
Yours sincerely,
Stephen Bendtner.
Sheffield United didn’t get promoted. I need these pants to give us even a vague hope of getting back to Championship football next season…
Hey paddy, I deserve a pair because I’m from Scotland, who the fook needs them more than us? In fact better send a couple of (thousand) pairs, a dont think one will be lucky enough somehow!
A Man United-supporting friend of mine borrowed my previously lucky pants for the last game of the season. One premature congratulation later and they are no longer very lucky.
I deserve to win one of these pants as I haven’t score on or off the field for a year now…if I get one of these it will give me the confidence to score like bendtner on the field and score like balotelli off the field..i need to know what it feels like to be a man again
…plus it’s my birthday Sunday….ledge
I really need to win some paddy power lucky pants as a sorry present to the favourite male in my life! Please help!
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Because I put money on him twice for first goal scorer and it never came off, need some luck in my life!
I need a pair so I can improve my selection of horses as well as the football bets as I’m usually pants.
Cause I’ve used all my novelty celebrations last season and a need a new one for when I make top goal scorer
also I want to see the biggest fine I can get