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Competition: Your chants to win Paddy Power Lucky Pants

by Paddy Power Admin | September 14, 2012

It’s #LuckyPantsFriday at Power Tower.

We’ve got a freshly-pressed drawer-full of beautiful green Lucky Pants to give away to readers, as worn by Nicklas Bendtner and loads of models.

Impress girls. Stun your team-mates. Treat your bits. Our Lucky Pants tick a number of boxes.

Here’s how to enter for your chance to win a pair…

  • In the comments section below, give us a few lines of your favourite football chant.
  • Entertain us but keep it clean. Our parents read this.
  • Decision of the Paddy Power Blog is final.
  • We’ll reward those with the wittiest chant.
  • If it’s current, you have a better chance.

Winners will be notified by Friday, September 21.

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  1. Tyron Parkinson said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:29 am

    Sung to Burnley Striker and former bricklayer Charlie Austin

    “He used to build walls, he used to build walls,he’s Charlie Austin and now he scores goals”

  2. maurice murphy said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:29 am

    dont blame it on the biscan,dont blame it on the hamman,dont blame it on the finnan, blame it on traore, he just cant,he just cant,he just cant control his feet

  3. Kevin friel said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:34 am

    Dont sell mccourt, paddy mccourt
    I just dont think you understand
    That if you sell mccourt, paddy mccourt
    your gona have a riot on your hands.

  4. Tommy Kindness said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:37 am

    He cheats, he dives, he hates the Jackson 5, Luis suarez.

  5. Andy Lewis said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:37 am

    To ‘The Macarena':

    He moves through the night like a Scouse in balaclava,
    He gets through his days watching Corrie on Granada,
    He turned to his son and said, “Luke, I am your father!”
    Heeeeey, Monakana (aaaaayaai!!)

  6. Jamie said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:39 am

    Viva ken barlow, viva ken barlow
    Helps out in the cafe
    He’s seen Blanche in the bath
    Viva Ken Barlow

  7. jules said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:42 am

    LFC ‘Where going to win the league’

  8. jules said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:43 am

    we’re*

  9. Andrew Riley said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:47 am

    Marouane Fellaini, you are the love of my life,
    Marouane i’ll let you sh*g my wife,
    Trust in me when I say!
    (then repeat)

    love this chant ay goodison :) and it makes sense if you sing to the tune of frankie valli “cant take my eyes off you”

  10. David Patterson said on September 14, 2012 @ 9:53 am

    To the tune of ‘i love you baby’

    Dur dur dur dur dur dur dur dur…
    Oooooooh Coloccini
    You are the love of my life
    Oh Coloccini
    Il let you shag my wife
    Oh Coloccini
    I want curly hair too!

  11. luke murphy said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:10 am

    Lets pretend, lets pretend, LETS PRETEND WE SCORED A GOAL!!!!

    WHAAAOOOOAOAOAOA!!!!!!

  12. elflaco said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:11 am

    Nicklas Bendtners pants? I hope you scrubbed the skid-marks out first? You can leave the ones the models wore ‘as is’.

  13. dj o sullivan said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:28 am

    rvp to all arsenal squad.uncle cracker follow me song.

    follow me if u want a sup
    we can be drinking out of a cup.
    and if u hate piers morgan
    we’ll celabrate with captain morgan

  14. Mark Woods said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:29 am

    He shoots, he scores, he’ll eat your Labradors, Ji Sung Park, Ji sung Park

  15. Mark Woods said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:30 am

    Nemanja, whoooah, Nemanja, whoooah, he comes from Serbia, he’ll f*****g murder ya.”

  16. Liam Sullivan said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:33 am

    “When you run with the ball and you tumble and fall we shout Heskey, Hesk-ey!” Or Drogba, or anyone really!

  17. Eddie said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:34 am

    To tune of Only Fools and Horses

    No income tax, no VAT, no Jelavic, no RFC. Green and white over the Ibrox door, its an Asda superstore. . .

  18. Liam Sullivan said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:36 am

    “Park Ji Sung, whoever you may be, you eat dogs in your country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house”

  19. Aj said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:46 am

    That is possibly the worst “chant” I’ve seen recently

  20. Matthew Maclachlan said on September 14, 2012 @ 10:53 am

    Where have rangers gone (to division 3)
    Where have rangers gone (to division 3)
    Their off to Peterheeeeeeeeed

  21. Daniel Nichols said on September 14, 2012 @ 11:01 am

    Your mums ya dad your dads ya mum, you’re Ipswich Town the inbread scum!!! City City City

  22. Smoggie said on September 14, 2012 @ 11:02 am

    fookin’ class

  23. Des McGroarty said on September 14, 2012 @ 11:08 am

    Take a drink a drink a drink for Michael the King the King the King for he’s the leader of our football team… He’s the greatest full forward this country has ever seen…. Donegal fans singing about Michael Murphy.. Donegal for Sam.. #Gaa

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  25. Mellor said on September 14, 2012 @ 11:38 am

    Steven Gerrard is our captain..
    Steven Gerrard is a red…
    Steven Gerrard plays for liverpool …
    A scouser born and bred…

    deh deh deh deh deh deh
    deh deh deh deh deh deh
    deh deh deh deh deh deh
    deh deh deh deh deh deh

    And then one night in Turkey …
    it was 21 years since Rome
    with a LIVER bird upon his chest..
    He brough the cup back home.

  26. Alex Martin said on September 14, 2012 @ 11:38 am

    To radio gaga: all we need is shinji kagawa, shinji kagawa, shinji kagawa

  27. Neil Renton said on September 14, 2012 @ 12:07 pm

    Favourite chant ever was a Hibs and Hearts game at Easter Road. Hibs fans started singing to Stevie Fulton (who looked a bulldog chewing a wasp and was called Mr Wimpy) “You are so f*****g ugly.” Fulton waved to the Hibs fans who didn’t take offence at his gesture but the ref did and he was shown a yellow card. At this point the entire Hibs support sang “You just been booked for being ugly!” Class!

  28. shaun said on September 14, 2012 @ 12:24 pm

    “When you’re sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora, that’s Zamora.”

  29. Seanie said on September 14, 2012 @ 12:30 pm

    A song about Tim Howard’s tourettes syndrome. Tim timminy
    Tim timminy
    Tim Tim Tirooo
    We’ve got Tim Howard
    and he says F*CK YOU!

  30. Tyron Parkinson said on September 14, 2012 @ 12:36 pm

    To tune of “lost that loving feeling”

    “You’ve lost that hair line phelan woah that hair line phelan you’ve lost that hair line phelan now it’s gone gone gone”

    Sung to Mickey Phelan when he returned to Turf Moor with West Brom in mid 90’s

  31. Mark sheridan said on September 14, 2012 @ 1:07 pm

    Andy Reid He plays on the wing loves Taco Fries and Burger king!!

  32. Haz said on September 14, 2012 @ 1:53 pm

    Song about Man Utd player Anderson

    Aaaaan-deeeer-son son son he’s better than Kleberson,
    Anderson-son son son he’s our midfield magician,
    To the left, to the right, to the Samba beat tonight,
    With the brass he is class,
    And he shampoos on Fabregas!

  33. Steve X said on September 14, 2012 @ 2:07 pm

    Scott Sinclair, Scott Sinclair,
    he sh*gs Rosie Webster
    and Sally don’t care!

  34. John said on September 14, 2012 @ 2:27 pm

    After losing the first 2 games in Euro 2012 chanting the group is upside down

  35. Jake hobbs said on September 14, 2012 @ 3:44 pm

    He drives how he wants, he drives how he wantsss, Andre Santos, he drives how he wants!

  36. Keef said on September 14, 2012 @ 4:52 pm

    Can’t remember who it refers to, but :
    when visiting fans were taunting the home team with “Going down, going down, going down !” they replied with “So are we, so are we, so are we” ! !
    (one of the best ever, IMHO)

  37. Mark Woods said on September 15, 2012 @ 12:49 am

    Viera – oh, oh, oh, oh-
    Viera – oh, oh, oh, oh-
    He gave Giggsy the ball
    And Arsenal won f*ck all…

  38. Mark Woods said on September 15, 2012 @ 12:50 am

    You are my Solskjaer,
    My Ole Solskjaer,
    You make me happy,
    When skies are grey.
    Oh Alan Shearer,
    Was f*cking dearer,
    So please don’t take my Solskjaer away.

  39. Mark Woods said on September 15, 2012 @ 12:51 am

    Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
    Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
    Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
    Ole Gunnar Solskjaer…

  40. Snuff2306 said on September 15, 2012 @ 7:53 am

    I remember this sung by some younger fans at Darlington

    Frankie for England

    In honour of Frankie Gray winner of 32 Scottish international caps

  41. tau said on September 15, 2012 @ 9:46 am

    hes old hes slow his time has come to go…. emile Heskey

  42. Aaron O'Connor said on September 15, 2012 @ 6:34 pm

    Where all singing the blues,when Everton win and liverpool lose!!

  43. Jo Teagle said on September 15, 2012 @ 11:59 pm

    when you’re tired and weary,
    your heart might skip a beat,
    you’ll get your f**king head kicked in as you walk down Filbert Street,
    you’ll walk into the Spion Kop,
    and hear a mighty roar,
    f**k off you forest b**tards,
    we are the Leicester boys!!

    *i’m not exactly a boy… but I could do with some lucky pants!! ;-)

  44. James O'Connor said on September 16, 2012 @ 11:36 am

    Dont sell McCourt, my Paddy McCourt
    I just dont think you understand
    That if you sell McCourt, my Paddy McCourt
    your gona have a riot on your hands

  45. Cheryl said on September 16, 2012 @ 7:34 pm

    I particuarly like the chant at my beloved Swindon Town regarding our legend of a manager Paolo Di Canio, after his countless outbursts, scuffles with players, and FA bans for running onto the field of play I always smile when we sing ‘He does what he wants, he does he wants, Paolo Di Canio, HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS’.

  46. Chris Bumford said on September 16, 2012 @ 7:42 pm

    A new one at the Arsenal,

    Chim chimminy,
    Chim chim cheroo
    who needs Van Persie when we’ve got Giroud!!

  47. David Brown said on September 17, 2012 @ 3:41 pm

    oooooooo Balotelli
    He’s a striker, he’s good at darts
    An allergy to grass but when he plays he’s ****ing class
    He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash.

  48. Dave said on September 18, 2012 @ 1:56 am

    Hartlepool fans to Bournemouth keeper Shwan Jalal: “Name like a curry! He’s got a name like a curry! Name like a curryyyy! He’s got a name like a curry!”

    Even the keeper himself was laughing.

  49. Steve X said on September 21, 2012 @ 12:29 pm

    can i have some pants please?? who won them ?

  50. Damien lote said on October 14, 2012 @ 3:40 pm

    Yeovil town song
    “We are green, we are white, we are dynamite. “(Clean version anyway a bit like paddy power :))

  51. Ben said on October 31, 2012 @ 6:15 pm

    “Your mum does your laundry!”
    AFC Wimbledon supporters have a dig at university side Team Bath.

  52. Ben said on October 31, 2012 @ 6:21 pm

    That spells f*****g debt to me
    With a knick knack paddwack give a dog a bone
    Ocean Finance on the phone”

  53. Ben said on October 31, 2012 @ 6:59 pm

    “He shoots, he scores, he’ll eat your Labradors,” is an inexplicable rarity nowadays (and not just because of Park’s impotency). His signature chant however is close to perfection, deprecating the player’s Korean nationality and slating Liverpudlians:
    “Park Park, wherever you may be,
    You eat dogs in your own country
    But you could be worse, you could be Scouse;
    Eating rats in their council house.”

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