It’s #LuckyPantsFriday at Power Tower.
We’ve got a freshly-pressed drawer-full of beautiful green Lucky Pants to give away to readers, as worn by Nicklas Bendtner and loads of models.
Impress girls. Stun your team-mates. Treat your bits. Our Lucky Pants tick a number of boxes.
Here’s how to enter for your chance to win a pair…
- In the comments section below, give us a few lines of your favourite football chant.
- Entertain us but keep it clean. Our parents read this.
- Decision of the Paddy Power Blog is final.
- We’ll reward those with the wittiest chant.
- If it’s current, you have a better chance.
Winners will be notified by Friday, September 21.
Sung to Burnley Striker and former bricklayer Charlie Austin
“He used to build walls, he used to build walls,he’s Charlie Austin and now he scores goals”
dont blame it on the biscan,dont blame it on the hamman,dont blame it on the finnan, blame it on traore, he just cant,he just cant,he just cant control his feet
Dont sell mccourt, paddy mccourt
I just dont think you understand
That if you sell mccourt, paddy mccourt
your gona have a riot on your hands.
He cheats, he dives, he hates the Jackson 5, Luis suarez.
To ‘The Macarena’:
He moves through the night like a Scouse in balaclava,
He gets through his days watching Corrie on Granada,
He turned to his son and said, “Luke, I am your father!”
Heeeeey, Monakana (aaaaayaai!!)
Viva ken barlow, viva ken barlow
Helps out in the cafe
He’s seen Blanche in the bath
Viva Ken Barlow
LFC ‘Where going to win the league’
we’re*
Marouane Fellaini, you are the love of my life,
Marouane i’ll let you sh*g my wife,
Trust in me when I say!
(then repeat)
love this chant ay goodison
and it makes sense if you sing to the tune of frankie valli “cant take my eyes off you”
To the tune of ‘i love you baby’
Dur dur dur dur dur dur dur dur…
Oooooooh Coloccini
You are the love of my life
Oh Coloccini
Il let you shag my wife
Oh Coloccini
I want curly hair too!
Lets pretend, lets pretend, LETS PRETEND WE SCORED A GOAL!!!!
WHAAAOOOOAOAOAOA!!!!!!
Nicklas Bendtners pants? I hope you scrubbed the skid-marks out first? You can leave the ones the models wore ‘as is’.
rvp to all arsenal squad.uncle cracker follow me song.
follow me if u want a sup
we can be drinking out of a cup.
and if u hate piers morgan
we’ll celabrate with captain morgan
That is possibly the worst “chant” I’ve seen recently
He shoots, he scores, he’ll eat your Labradors, Ji Sung Park, Ji sung Park
fookin’ class
Nemanja, whoooah, Nemanja, whoooah, he comes from Serbia, he’ll f*****g murder ya.”
“When you run with the ball and you tumble and fall we shout Heskey, Hesk-ey!” Or Drogba, or anyone really!
To tune of Only Fools and Horses
No income tax, no VAT, no Jelavic, no RFC. Green and white over the Ibrox door, its an Asda superstore. . .
“Park Ji Sung, whoever you may be, you eat dogs in your country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house”
Where have rangers gone (to division 3)
Where have rangers gone (to division 3)
Their off to Peterheeeeeeeeed
Your mums ya dad your dads ya mum, you’re Ipswich Town the inbread scum!!! City City City
Take a drink a drink a drink for Michael the King the King the King for he’s the leader of our football team… He’s the greatest full forward this country has ever seen…. Donegal fans singing about Michael Murphy.. Donegal for Sam.. #Gaa
Steven Gerrard is our captain..
Steven Gerrard is a red…
Steven Gerrard plays for liverpool …
A scouser born and bred…
deh deh deh deh deh deh
deh deh deh deh deh deh
deh deh deh deh deh deh
deh deh deh deh deh deh
And then one night in Turkey …
it was 21 years since Rome
with a LIVER bird upon his chest..
He brough the cup back home.
To radio gaga: all we need is shinji kagawa, shinji kagawa, shinji kagawa
Favourite chant ever was a Hibs and Hearts game at Easter Road. Hibs fans started singing to Stevie Fulton (who looked a bulldog chewing a wasp and was called Mr Wimpy) “You are so f*****g ugly.” Fulton waved to the Hibs fans who didn’t take offence at his gesture but the ref did and he was shown a yellow card. At this point the entire Hibs support sang “You just been booked for being ugly!” Class!
“When you’re sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that’s Zamora, that’s Zamora.”
A song about Tim Howard’s tourettes syndrome. Tim timminy
Tim timminy
Tim Tim Tirooo
We’ve got Tim Howard
and he says F*CK YOU!
To tune of “lost that loving feeling”
“You’ve lost that hair line phelan woah that hair line phelan you’ve lost that hair line phelan now it’s gone gone gone”
Sung to Mickey Phelan when he returned to Turf Moor with West Brom in mid 90′s
Andy Reid He plays on the wing loves Taco Fries and Burger king!!
Song about Man Utd player Anderson
Aaaaan-deeeer-son son son he’s better than Kleberson,
Anderson-son son son he’s our midfield magician,
To the left, to the right, to the Samba beat tonight,
With the brass he is class,
And he shampoos on Fabregas!
Scott Sinclair, Scott Sinclair,
he sh*gs Rosie Webster
and Sally don’t care!
After losing the first 2 games in Euro 2012 chanting the group is upside down
He drives how he wants, he drives how he wantsss, Andre Santos, he drives how he wants!
Can’t remember who it refers to, but :
when visiting fans were taunting the home team with “Going down, going down, going down !” they replied with “So are we, so are we, so are we” ! !
(one of the best ever, IMHO)
Viera – oh, oh, oh, oh-
Viera – oh, oh, oh, oh-
He gave Giggsy the ball
And Arsenal won f*ck all…
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey.
Oh Alan Shearer,
Was f*cking dearer,
So please don’t take my Solskjaer away.
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Who put the ball in the Germans’ net?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer…
I remember this sung by some younger fans at Darlington
Frankie for England
In honour of Frankie Gray winner of 32 Scottish international caps
hes old hes slow his time has come to go…. emile Heskey
Where all singing the blues,when Everton win and liverpool lose!!
when you’re tired and weary,
your heart might skip a beat,
you’ll get your f**king head kicked in as you walk down Filbert Street,
you’ll walk into the Spion Kop,
and hear a mighty roar,
f**k off you forest b**tards,
we are the Leicester boys!!
*i’m not exactly a boy… but I could do with some lucky pants!!
Dont sell McCourt, my Paddy McCourt
I just dont think you understand
That if you sell McCourt, my Paddy McCourt
your gona have a riot on your hands
I particuarly like the chant at my beloved Swindon Town regarding our legend of a manager Paolo Di Canio, after his countless outbursts, scuffles with players, and FA bans for running onto the field of play I always smile when we sing ‘He does what he wants, he does he wants, Paolo Di Canio, HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS’.
A new one at the Arsenal,
Chim chimminy,
Chim chim cheroo
who needs Van Persie when we’ve got Giroud!!
oooooooo Balotelli
He’s a striker, he’s good at darts
An allergy to grass but when he plays he’s ****ing class
He drives around Moss Side with a wallet full of cash.
Hartlepool fans to Bournemouth keeper Shwan Jalal: “Name like a curry! He’s got a name like a curry! Name like a curryyyy! He’s got a name like a curry!”
Even the keeper himself was laughing.
can i have some pants please?? who won them ?
Yeovil town song
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“We are green, we are white, we are dynamite. “(Clean version anyway a bit like paddy power
“Your mum does your laundry!”
AFC Wimbledon supporters have a dig at university side Team Bath.
“He shoots, he scores, he’ll eat your Labradors,” is an inexplicable rarity nowadays (and not just because of Park’s impotency). His signature chant however is close to perfection, deprecating the player’s Korean nationality and slating Liverpudlians:
“Park Park, wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your own country
But you could be worse, you could be Scouse;
Eating rats in their council house.”
That spells f*****g debt to me
With a knick knack paddwack give a dog a bone
Ocean Finance on the phone”