After his knee-sliding theatrics following Real Madrid’s last-gasp Champions League win over Manchester City at the Bernabeu, we checked through our “archives” for more pictures of the Special One ruining pants and patellas. Here are some of the pictures we “found” and definitely didn’t photoshop.
Twice the Special
You don’t get serious knee-sliding skills without putting in a lot of practice. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the greatest of them all? Of course that’s a rhetorical question.
Getting down and Dirty
José gets dirty with the pre-rhinoplasty Jennifer Grey. It all went downhill after the surgery. Who knew her greatest asset was her giant nose? We bet José did. He knows everything.
A king amongst princes
Prince Harry breaches this young lady’s rearguard to score a cracker. If that’s not worth a power knee-slide, what is?
This is ground control to Mourinho
Curiosity may have killed the cat but not Mourinho. Hell, not even a lack of necessary atmospheric gasses can keep him from celebrating a questionably significant scientific achievement.
AC-Kneesy
It may be a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll but not for Mourinho. He has to drop down a few rungs, passing Jesus and Elvis on the way.



















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