WARNING!!!! This is not a FIFA 13 recreation. This is a GIF of the real life Emile Heskey scoring a real life goal in a real life game of football.
Okay he is now playing in the lesser Australian A-League for the Newcastle Jets but they use the same sized goals and the same shaped ball. It doesn’t matter about the quality of the cow’s arse or the banjo, you still have to bring them together.
It may turn out to be a cruel trick on the poor Jets fans who will be believing that they have signed a a quality goalscorer who is capable of repeating this trick on a regular basis. His goal helped them to a 3-2 away win over Syndey FC.
The GIF is a little wobbly but who could stay still on such a shocking and monumental occasion. Remember where you were this day.
Former Juventus man Alessandro Del Piero also opened his A-League account with a cracking free-kick in this game but we expect that of him.