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The Invisible Man took care of the foreplay.
OOO ER. Gentle moan of pleasure. Sharp scream of pain. “You’re on my hair.” THUD. THUD. THUD. “Oh yeah.” THUD. THUD. THUD. “Oh yeah.” THUD. THUD. THUD. “Mmmm keep going.” FASTER THUD. FASTER THUD. FASTER THUD. “Oh yeah, oh yeaaaaaahhhh!! Sorry love, I couldn’t help it.” SSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE
If you were upset that Big Brother didn’t show the scenes of Chanelle and Ziggy trying a bit of how’s your father, that’s what you missed. Probably.
According to the Sun, “Big Brother fans bombarded The Sun yesterday after bosses cut Ziggy’s romp with Chanelle.” You can imagine them at home, presumably thinking ‘there are just so many injustices in the world, famine, inequality, oppression, poverty - which one will I use my energies to combat? Hmmm … I don’t know … I feel quite strongly about not seeing those Big Brother guys riding, I think I’ll write a letter to The Sun.’
One viewer – and by viewer I do in fact mean pervert – moaned “they are both consenting adults … they should be able to get up to things … I’m gutted we can’t see it.” Clearly, he (being a bit presumptuous, but in fairness, it’s probably a man) was frustrated because he went out of his way to pick up a box of Kleenex on the way home. Still, Fern Britton*was on Have I Got News For You last night so he probably still got some use out of them!!
*Not to be confused with Fearne Cotton
July 4th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I had never watched big brother so i put it on today for 5 minutes,I had never seen such a bunch of useless layabouts talking rubbish,then i realised i had put on Prime Ministers question time in error.
July 6th, 2007 at 2:01 am
good old channelle offers folk somewhere to park there bikes or whatever means of transport they jus arrived on!!
July 6th, 2007 at 2:07 am
could whoever goes last please blow out the candles!!!
July 6th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
what are you on about Brendan? were you on the juice when posting at 2am by any chance?