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We’re Paying Out On Boris!!

Posted by Darren at 2:39pm May 2nd, 2008

Category: Novelty, Politics, Sportsbook

As of today we are paying out early on Boris Johnson as the winner of the London Mayor Election.

Although London’s official results declaration seems to take almost as long as a Zimbabwean election, Labour’s kick in the ballots overnight suggests Boris will be on his way to City Hall. So we figure why wait any longer - it’s bank holiday weekend and you’ll want to get your hands on your winnings to enjoy it.

So London prepare yourselves - if we’re right then this is what you’ve got coming. Boris running London may not be pretty but it sure as hell will be funny.

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13 Responses to “We’re Paying Out On Boris!!”

  1. the strood Says:

    Well done for paying out, I hope you are right, as for Boris running London, not been pretty, imo Boris will make an excellent Mayor,he is a highly intelligent capable man. Come on Boris!!!

  2. Soupy Says:

    Have you been drinking The Strood, he is an idiot!

  3. the strood Says:

    as I said look beyond the media image.

  4. Eamo F Says:

    Are you saying that he only plays an idiot for the sake of the media, he must be a genius then

  5. the strood Says:

    I am saying that is down to the media

    Eamo, do you live in London?

    Are you aware of his policies? Can you list any of his policies?

  6. Spud Says:

    What are these policies strood? The man is a bumbling fool and it is akin to the way that California voted in that steriod filled brainless idiot Arnold! I’m not in London so i have no objections to him but if the media have found it so easy to portray him as a clown then it cannot be without substance!

  7. tonton zola mokouko Says:

    by “media” are you referring to the sun spud?

  8. Eamo F Says:

    I don’t live in London, but I’m from Belfast and lived under a Tory goverment for a while, and had to listen to his drivel. I have included a few quotes for you to have a look at

    The proposed ban on incitement to “religious hatred” make no sense unless it involves a ban on the Koran itself

    Labour’s appalling agenda, encouraging the teaching of homosexuality in schools, and all the rest of it.

    Not only did I want Bush to win, but we threw the entire weight of The Spectator behind him.

    I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar

    people in Liverpool “cannot accept that they might have made any contribution to their misfortunes, but seek rather to blame someone else for it, thereby deepening their sense of shared tribal grievance about the rest of society”. Hillsborough

    How is he meant to represent the working class in London, he is homophobic and makes light of the teachings of the Koran, plus he thinks Bush is doing a good job. His quotes on the Hillsborough tradegy are shocking, Draw your own conclusions

  9. Spud Says:

    Eamo i forgot all about Hillsborough and his views on the people of Liverpool - now that you have reminded me the man is an absolute disgrace and i hope he is strung up - hung drawn and quartered old London style! The fools that elected him deserve all they get and i hope in his typical style he gives it to them! British democracy at it’s finest!!!!

  10. Eamo F Says:

    The drinks are on you Idiot boy, I missed the trials as i was on holiday for a while so i never got involved, sick to the teeth I am

  11. Eamo F Says:

    He will beat Henry around the Curragh, he needs a lead that horse, he just ran too free at the start.

  12. the lone voice Says:

    tapas lad to beat maddy in the 4:45

  13. Eamo F Says:

    I think that the Derby picture has yet to unfold, the trials over the next two weeks will give a better indication of where everybody is at

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