The thorny issue that is picking the Rose of Tralee winner is upon us again. Having missed out on being an escort on the grounds that I had “ulterior motives” for a fifth time, we decided to find another way to harass the ‘lovely girls’ who look set to blossom in Kerry – there’s some extensive weeding to be done in this garden first though. From my gardening experience, the judges have a tough job. Despite the landslide in the Kingdom, the girls’ spirits are high and some of them have kindly displayed their more wholesome qualities like snorting coke with their escorts like showing us their Irish dancing skills, explaining how their ‘dream’ was to be a rose before they were too old and how their great grandfather twice removed hails from Kilkynee.
P.S. About 2.46 – check out the cheeky bald man admiring the New Zealand Rose’s many ass-ets. Or, maybe he’s looking at her feet.





August 25th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
So we can assume O’Donovan has escort of the year then….
August 25th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
you definitely can’t accuse it of being a beauty contest
August 25th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Standby for the bleatings about a betting coup on Wednesday morning.
August 25th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
ROSE WINNER
Dublin are guarteened to win; if they enter the whole team to be the Dublin Rose
August 26th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Well Done Miss Tipp, sure your a lovely girl, so ya are! However
this year’s rose was part chosen on recycled dress sense; maybe it falls under cratf work; how to throw together something resembling a dress/frock type creation based on the philosophy of Mary Shelly
now, being a male of species, I’m no dress expert, but that was just woeful
August 27th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Reported to have been backed into 2/1 favourite at the weekend.So I suppose PP Towers have been hit with a payout of Harrington proportions
August 27th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Yeah he came in from 33’s early last week
I dunno if he even won it yet though.
Does anyone know who won escort of the year?
August 27th, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Escort of the year was won by FORD
May 7th, 2009 at 8:38 am
harrison ford?