Any fat footballer joke

Posted by HorseHead at 3:14pm November 19th, 2008

Category: Sportsbook

A wag at Cambridge Utd livened up the thrilling 1-0 victory against York City last night by suggesting that it was lucky that they were playing with a white ball. This was because a certain ‘podgy’ (compared to HorseHead and most of the people reading this he has the body of a Titan) player might have mistaken a yellow one for a cheeseburger and eaten it.

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10 Responses to “Any fat footballer joke”

1. Diego Armando Says:
   November 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm

   ?como se llamaba esta futbolista? Lo quiero.

2. rubbish Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

   talking mince

3. graham Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

   talking mince you butcher

4. Spud Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

   Is that some sort of ‘private joke’ aimed at someone you know? Can you keep that kind of rubbish to yourself, not even remotely funny!!

5. mighty Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

   sorry but are you losing the plot or what….get a grip……pull yourself together…but while im here im gonna tell a football joke ,here goes….liverpool for the premiership….i know i know i pissed myself too…….

6. Wayne Rooney & pals Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 8:29 am

   The only way that Brad Friedel the Villa Keeper will keep a clean sheet on Saturday is if he stops eating curries or wears pyjamas

7. thirsty Says:
   November 21st, 2008 at 6:21 pm

   wayne rooney or mido, thats a couple of fat jokes.

8. Spud Says:
   November 24th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

   Seems like Brad kept out the overrated Mancs on Saturday so who is the joke on now Rooney?

9. Wayne Rooney & pals Says:
   November 24th, 2008 at 8:16 pm

   I’m sure he had thrown down a Banana skin or some spare potato peelings on the pitch, that’s why the best chance and shot went wide!

10. Spud Says:
    November 24th, 2008 at 10:04 pm

    Straight out of old red nose’s book of excuses!!

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