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Bang! Wallop! Ka-pow! Saw! Saw! Grinding! [gasp of relief] Paddy leaves his office, puffing on a cigarette, wipes a bead of sweat from his brow and declares, “hey everyone, check out my new balls?” While the female members of the PP Bingo team were prepared for such crass language, other female employees were contacting HR accusing him of sexual harassment!
In a well-timed but not deliberate move by our ball-loving Bingo Team, a gift has arrived in the middle of the festive period for our long suffering bingo players. Out with the old, in with the new. Taking some advice from Gillian McKeith, our Bingo homepage has lost some weight. We listened to Gok Wan and it now feels comfortable naked – well, almost naked. Trinny and Susannah were the fashion ‘experts’ – which explains the purple, but hey, at least it’s not pink. It’s easy to use and gaining access doesn’t require the price of 10 Gin and Tonics, a kebab and a Taxi. One click and you’re there, no irrelevant flirting. Gentlemen, that sounds good to us – a hell of a lot cheaper and more satisfaction in cash prizes.
With the sexual references quickly being exhausted and our blog becoming a blatant marketing call-to-action, let’s run through the other enhancements. Unlike Jordan, we haven’t tried to sell our old ones on eBay. A new promotions page offers loads of special….er….promotions. Navigating is easy; use that thing called the mouse - just kidding. Our new menu gives you quick links to Play Bingo, Play Games, Promotions, Schedules and all the goss in our News & Community pages. And who knows? Your future husband/wife/eunuch.
Check out this months offers. Get Gorgeous for Christmas: We’ve got gorgeous in time for Christmas, now it’s your turn with a £1000 Shopping Spree! There’s four to be won during December! 12 Jackpots in 12 nights: One jackpot must go each night in the 12 days leading up to Christmas! Free Bingo every Monday and Tuesday from 6-9pm, no risk to you! Paddy Power Bingo!
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