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Actually that’s a complete lie. But now that we’ve got your attention why not try your luck with our CAPTION COMPETITION? That’s right, whoever comes up with the best caption for the thought bubble on the above picture wins a fabulous Paddy Power no expense spared goody bag which includes two tickets to the Paddy Power corporate box for the All Ireland (camoige) Final next September. Winner will be chosen by a panel of Paddy Power humour experts and will notified sometime next week. Gentlemen, start your engines.
March 27th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
I’d love a rasher sambo now
March 27th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Who needs viagra!
March 27th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
I’d love to get me teeth into those pair!…if only I had some teeth!
March 27th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
“spud pulls a pair of crackers”
March 27th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
He! He! He!… one leg to go on me Scoop6 and I’ll get two leg overs!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Oi Oi!!!
March 27th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
So girls, Do you come here often?
March 27th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
and there was me thinking only mingers drink pints!!! your never too old
March 27th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
The name’s HEFNER ! - Paddy Joe HEFNER !
March 28th, 2009 at 9:10 am
you are probably thinking it dosent get any better than this. but you cant see where there other two hands are ????????
March 28th, 2009 at 9:28 am
AHHHH, I REMEMBER THE DAY , I USED TO LOVE A PINT OF DOUBLE DIAMOND (WORKS WOUNDERS FOR YOU AND GAVE YOU A LIFT)
March 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am
i had both your grans back in ‘53
March 28th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Jayus , when paddy power said “try our special double I didnt bleedin think he meant……..
March 28th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
ha ha if only the englishman and the scottsman could see me now
March 28th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
When i said lets get some irish hospitality into you both, A drop of the black stuff was’ent what i had in mind!
March 28th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
“I know the result of this three way photo……!!!”
March 28th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
“What a day! I’ve won a pile, become a celebrity, and pulled two stunners who want to come back to mine………. Now if I could only remember where I live!!!”
March 28th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
i guess at some point someone should tell them im not a lucky leprechaun…..maybe tomorrow
March 28th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
“Combination Tricast anyone?”
March 29th, 2009 at 11:53 am
“”Slappers”"
March 29th, 2009 at 11:55 am
I dont know why people think this is so funny? These are my daughters!!!
March 29th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Here is my caption:
“Fillies with four legs are lovely when they win”
But give me these two fillies any day”
March 29th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
i told my wife was going for a flutter on a couple fillies
March 29th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I am not sure I can last all night with one never mind two!
March 29th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
MY MISSES GOT 6 NUMBERS ON THE LUCKY NUMBERS LAST WEEK AND HAD A MASSIVE HEART ATTACK….
NOW IM STUCK WITH THESE TWO, HAVE I DYED AND GONE TO HEAVEN…
March 29th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I got these two lovely winners with my paddy power free bet.
March 29th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
IS IT TIME FOR ME BED BATH YET?
March 30th, 2009 at 1:17 am
all i need is a cigerette now and my life is perfect
March 30th, 2009 at 1:18 am
beer , women , all i need is smoking in bars and im happy
March 30th, 2009 at 1:19 am
steptoe and daughters?
March 30th, 2009 at 1:20 am
paddy powers 1st ever online customer wins again
March 30th, 2009 at 1:21 am
recession my arse!!!!!!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:22 am
brian cowells dads holiday pics
March 30th, 2009 at 1:23 am
colin farrells 60th birthday celebrations
March 30th, 2009 at 1:26 am
paddy powers 1000000th customer
March 30th, 2009 at 1:27 am
get youre coat girls you pulled
March 30th, 2009 at 1:28 am
anyone for renards !!
March 30th, 2009 at 1:28 am
anyone for abrakebabra
March 30th, 2009 at 1:29 am
even at 80 colin farrell still beds 2 beauties
March 30th, 2009 at 1:30 am
ron jeremys dad
March 30th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Ah that’s a grand head
March 30th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
money money money money money money money money money money money money money (you have to sing it)
March 30th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
finally some one pays me attention, and not runing away from my smell of piss cabaged and potatoes
March 30th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
hope they havent noticed I cumming
March 30th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
paddy power ladies are probally the best ladies in the world
March 30th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
“Heads: My place - Tails: Your place”
( Only Paddy Power would gives odds this good! )
March 30th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
does she have my teeth
March 30th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Jayus these two cailin would look great with 2 hurls
March 30th, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Who said one swallow doesn’t make a summer?
March 30th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
I wonder what odds paddy would give me for the burnette?
March 30th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
C’mon blondie, your turn nexsh hic!
March 30th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Tell my missus the dog can have my spuds, i aint coming home tonight!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:19 am
“what more could I want”..loads of guinness and a special “powers” double as a chaser he he he..!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 5:59 pm
” Bet you wish your girlfriend was hot like this …………….
March 31st, 2009 at 6:58 pm
lets sit here and talk about the first thing that comes up.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Who needs cash prizes when these lovelies are on a free-”roll”!
April 1st, 2009 at 10:52 am
now which pint did i leave my teeth in??
April 1st, 2009 at 10:53 am
i thought i sent u girls up for 3 pints, so where the feic is mine?
April 1st, 2009 at 1:22 pm
two pints of Guinness €9
two beautiful ladies €75/ hour
getting those damn paddy power t-shirts off……………… priceless
April 1st, 2009 at 2:01 pm
If the old man scores in 90 mins Paddypower will refund all* losing bets!
(*Every bet ever placed, EVER)
April 1st, 2009 at 2:27 pm
a double at paddy power works wonders
April 1st, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Fantasy Football…… The Paddy Power way!
April 1st, 2009 at 10:08 pm
There’s hospitality……..and then there’s Paddy’s Corporate Boxes!
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
I NEVER TAUGHT ID SEE THE GRAND SLAM AGAIN IN MY LIFE TIME………. ITS GOOD TO BE IRISH…..
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 am
Oh, I do wish I were a ventriloquist now…just imagine where me hands would be!
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:44 am
Benny Hill has got nothing on me!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:35 pm
PADDYPOWER: After judging this three way photo we declare the person in the centre wins by a HEAD….!!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
good to know i havent lost it…….!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:41 pm
im definatly doing my 50c placepot in paddypowers tomorrow!! GO ON YA GOOD THING!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:42 pm
i better smile or the women will know that im gay!!!
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:48 pm
fags and petrol arent the only thing on the UP at the moment!! WAYHAYYYY!!!!
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 am
Boom- Bust- Bust!
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Didn’t score in 90 minutes?……..got pulled off at half-time? Money Back Specials by Paddy!
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:57 pm
If I had to do the same again
I would, my friend, Fernando!
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I’ve staked 25 on each….years of marriage that is!
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Hugh has lost the Playboy mansion in the credit crunch but he still pulls ‘em!!
April 4th, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Corr which on of you fillies nicked me teeth!! It bet it’s this little goer on my left
April 4th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
whats the story who won???????????????????????????? Wouldnt ming loking at ladies playing men games with free pints in my hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but when you announceing i know spelled wrong but who won
April 6th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
“I was your age when I entered this contest”
April 7th, 2009 at 10:01 am
Who said three’s a crowd?
April 7th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Hahaha… they never noticed the rehipnol tablets!
April 8th, 2009 at 1:35 am
“photo finish”
Can’t seperate em and who would wanta “eh Paddy”
June 24th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
bleacher wake up and have a good look around that was months ago WEIRDO
October 27th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Now think, which one did I leave my teeth in?