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Normally when we’ve got a really great prize to give away, we ask you a moronically simple question and if you get that moronically simple question right, you go into a draw with all the other people who got the moronically simple question right too. Well without wanting to criticise it too much because we’ll probably use it again some time in the near future, how about winning a prize for actually using that noggin of yours? We’re giving away a VIP trip for two to Punchestown on Wednesday 29th April which conveniently happens to be the day of the Paddy Power Champion Bumper.
This fantasmagorical prize includes:
- Champagne on arrival
- Three Course Meal for Two
- A Free Bar!
- €100 Paddy Power Bet
- €100 Spending Money
The next couple aren’t great, but just keep Free Bar in your head while you read them and you’ll be ok:
- Complimentary Racecard
- Celebrity Tipster
For your chance to win this fantasmagorical prize, simply complete the headline taken from a high profile recent horse racing story in the funniest, wittiest or most entertaining way you can think of. Stick your answers in the comments section below and if our panel of comedic experts think yours is the best, you’ll win!!
There is a right answer, but that’s not the point of this competition, so let your imaginations run free. The closing time and date of this competition is 12pm on Wednesday 22nd April, so you’ve got about a week to think about it.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Her GOOFEY remark…..presuming we’re talking about the English national winners teeth. Not the horses’, I might add.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
(tread)ing(well) over jockeys nashers
April 14th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Poor Clare Balding made a right faux pas when she embarassed Liam Treadwell over his rather equine like teeth. She if she can win a Grand National with her looks.
April 14th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
grand mistake
April 14th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Presenter Sorry Over…
“Vaginal Scratching”
April 14th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Presenter Sorry Over…..
Entering self for race - claiming she was better looking than the national winner
April 14th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
unTASTEful remark regarding jockeys GRAND chompers
April 14th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Presenter sorry over…….
Gum Remarks
April 14th, 2009 at 4:55 pm
MUFFING MOLARS MISTAKE
April 14th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Jockey’s Delph
April 14th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Presenter sorry over…..
Gnash judgement
April 14th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
” MOUTHFUL”
April 14th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
AFFAIR WITH KAUTO???
April 14th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Oops! Another mare got her britches in a twist at the Canal Turn
April 14th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
PRESENTER SORRY OVER…FOUL MOUTH
April 14th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
Presenter Sorry Over
‘Eclipsing the Sun with the size of her Arse’
April 14th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
her sexuality
April 14th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
“MANLY HAIRCUT” to criticise a grand national winning jockey about his appearance with a mug like that and a strong manish haircut to go with it was the ultimate in hypocracy
April 14th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
rotten teeth
April 14th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
“mirrorless house”…. shouldve looked in the mirror!
April 14th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Grand National Nashers
April 14th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
big boob
April 14th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Balding fanny
April 14th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
gnashional mouthrage
April 14th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Balding’s ‘Little Willie’ popping up live on TV during post race interview.
April 14th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
Presenter Sorry Over
Producer Forgives Over and Out!
April 14th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Presenter Sorry Over……
Breaking Wind During World’s First Smellavision Broadcast
April 14th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
allegations of colgate sponsorship…
April 14th, 2009 at 11:06 pm
I think we’ll all agree, gnashional mouthrage has already won this lol. love it
April 14th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
not eating her words with the teeth jibe
April 14th, 2009 at 11:18 pm
getting her teeth knocked out by grand smacker
April 14th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
telling truth
April 15th, 2009 at 12:37 am
changing sex!
April 15th, 2009 at 12:41 am
FARTING ON THE SIX O CLOCK NEWS…
April 15th, 2009 at 3:33 am
Presenter Sorry Over……
bucking teeth remarks
April 15th, 2009 at 3:39 am
Presenter Sorry Over……
jocks non ability to pay for decient teeth
April 15th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Presenter Sorry Over……
not been able to make it punchestown day 2 champion bumper
April 15th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Presenter sorry over…
false Miss England entry
April 15th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Boob Exposure
April 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
presenter sorry over what she said because
she was thinking of little willie carson at the time
April 15th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Presenter sorry over ‘National Goof’.
[Relating to comment about jockey's teeth. I think some of the above comments are a little harsh - although Kauto comment made me smile but was over the word limit]
Please enter me into the competition.
April 15th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
showing her rear with teeth
April 15th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Eating MUFFins live on Hair!
April 15th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Presenter Sorry Over……
Word Limit Blunder!
April 15th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Presenter Sorry.
Over to you, Gary
April 15th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
presenter sorry over decay in judgment
regarding remarks where she VENEERLY!! lost her job
April 15th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Over hairy hole flash!!
April 15th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
muffdivers mouthful
April 15th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Treadwells Traumatizer
April 15th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
hoarse humour
April 15th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Presenter sorry over…
twice frightening all 40 horses wi’ that face .
April 15th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Presenter Sorry Over….
Grand Gnasher-nal
April 15th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Presenter sorry over….
not hooking up wi Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin for a kinky threesome.
April 15th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Foot IN Mouth Nightmare.
April 15th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
Nag’s Head
April 15th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
smiling
April 15th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
presenter sorry for ” the tootache she caused”
April 15th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Presenter sorry over ” stable dent’ “
April 15th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Presenter Sorry Over :
“Goofy Gaffe”
April 15th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
“RONALDINHO REMARK”
April 15th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
presenter sorry over the bit between the teeth
she said she had not got her tongue-tie on
April 16th, 2009 at 12:15 am
laying treadwell (both in the national, but also in her table the previous night)
April 16th, 2009 at 2:20 am
“teeth jibe” haha ah the main headline is always the funniest
April 16th, 2009 at 2:53 am
PRESENTER SORRY OVER JIBE THAT LEAVES BAD TASTE IN THE MOUTH OF TOP JOCKEY
April 16th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Gnashional treasure
April 16th, 2009 at 11:16 am
presenter sorry over…………………………….mon mommenutual gnashers.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:28 am
presenter sorry over not treading well.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:34 am
presenter sorry over gnashional mouthfull.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:42 am
……harsh trooth!
April 16th, 2009 at 11:53 am
acci-dental falsi-ty
April 16th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
chomping at the bit
April 16th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Rookie Gaff
April 16th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Liams Bight on the national
April 16th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
“Whats up Doc” remark
April 16th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
presenter sorry over …… emBRACING the truth!!!
April 16th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
presenter sorry over …….. filling in the gaps
April 16th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
presenter sorry over …… bridging the gap!!!!
April 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
The bit between the teeth
April 16th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Presenter Sorry Over………Telling the Tooth
April 16th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Presenter Sorry Over………Toothless Remark
April 16th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
getting her bit between Liams teeth!
April 16th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
presenter sorry over telling liam you must have made a fortune out of the tooth fairy
April 16th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
presenter sorry over the “few fiacla focals”
April 16th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
a dentists night(mare) !!
April 16th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Od dear - Foot in Mouth.
April 16th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Presenter sorry over freudian slip but only because Freud died.
April 16th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
eating her kids easter eggs
April 16th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
booking a ryanair flight
April 16th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
supporting tottenham football club
April 16th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
how she eats her creme eggs
April 16th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
watching ant and decs saturday night takeaway
April 16th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
not having 3 weetabix this morning
April 16th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
going down parnell street to find a chinese restaurant????
April 16th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
paying €8.50 to watch marley and me
April 16th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
shopping at aldi went in for milk bought a feckin dingy as well
April 16th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
the charming kitchen towel name change to bounty
April 16th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
irelands new eurovision song contest entry
April 16th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
the riverdance sorry world
April 16th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
ikea in dublin not opened yet come on ikea
April 16th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
the narvey norman ads
April 16th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
the harvey norman ads
April 16th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
trying to get a taxi in dublin on a saturday night
April 16th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
not taking the bankers offer in deal or no deal
April 16th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
presenter sorry over
mon molar moment
April 16th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I rather be balding than gummy.
April 16th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
speeding points for winning jockeys
April 16th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
sorry for………getting a mouthful of her chest
April 16th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
jockey has cleared all fences and has teething problems at the end
April 16th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
jockey wins great race now has to get a brace as presenter says his teeth are a total disgrace
April 16th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
Presenter sorry over….. Treadwell’s manky knashers!
April 16th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
presenter sorry over bald-ie threading on liams national credit crunchers.
April 16th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
presenter
sorry over
saying sorry but she did say what every person who seen his “lovely teeth” was thinking
April 16th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Sorry over that freudian slip…It came straight from the horses mouth.
April 16th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Presenter: Sorry,Over-rated Old Mare
April 16th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Presenter Sorry Over Last 10 Years of The Late Late Show
April 16th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Foot’n Mouth
April 17th, 2009 at 1:42 am
Not placing a bet with Paddy Power that she could be a headline story just by talking about a smile.
April 17th, 2009 at 2:11 am
PRESENTER SORRY OVER LIVING NEXT DOOR TO ALICE!
ALICE? WHO THE F##K IS ALICE?!!!
April 17th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
she,s sorry and now the story should be done and dusted,,,(:(:(: after all she to broke up with her dentist boyfriend :):):),,,,,now I’m feeling sorry for her:):):)
April 17th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Presenter Sorry Over Exposing the Tooth!
April 17th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
PRESENTER SORRY OVER
looking down on the winning jocky when interviewing him
April 17th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Presenter sorry over and out!!!
April 17th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
For telling the tooth and the whole tooth
April 17th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Presenter sorry over - The BBC giving up live horse racing coverage rights…and also for fecking off some bloke over his ‘piano key’ style deck of gnashers.
April 17th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Using Liam Tredwell’s talk hole as the bottle opener when presenting him with the Winner’s champagne for winning The National.
April 17th, 2009 at 7:18 pm
dental destruction
April 17th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
bookies bonanza!!
April 17th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Presenter sorry over….. MonMomental Gnashionial Goof
April 17th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
if only i could spell
………. MonMomental Gnashional Goof
April 17th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Presenter sorry over …. Treadful Molarky
April 17th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Trying to convince Paddy Power staff that she was the last man standing
April 17th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
presenter sorry over plaque flack!
April 17th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
tipping national winner
April 17th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
mistaken jockey for the horse
April 17th, 2009 at 11:59 pm
proven there really is no tooth fairy
April 18th, 2009 at 12:04 am
Presenter sorry over . . . . . hiding Shergar in the attic.
April 18th, 2009 at 2:21 am
well u do have teeth like a beaver..and i for one love beavers.
April 18th, 2009 at 2:45 am
There was a young lady called Balding
In Presenting the Grand National’s great win
Asked the Jockey who won to give us a grin
Her assertion was rude and created a din
and PP peeps are giving her a scalding.
April 18th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Presenter Sorry Over Ho(a)rse Remarks.
April 18th, 2009 at 9:24 am
oral mocking
April 18th, 2009 at 11:28 am
not using the withdrawl method of remarks
April 18th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Biting Comment (adding had I not put my shirt on the second I would have been much more complimentary….)
April 18th, 2009 at 11:50 am
PRESENTER SORRY OVER ADMITTING I’M NOT TREADING WELL.
April 18th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Biting remark (adding had I not put my shirt on the second horse I would have been much more complimentary….) - sorry amended
April 18th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
over ….National Bill’s full grill!
April 18th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
presenter sorry over offering victory carrot to horse,no jockey!!!
April 18th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
paddy power wont pay out on Munster for magners league
April 18th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
presenter sorry over molar misguidance
April 18th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
….her totally toothless, thoughtless, and tasteless comment!
April 18th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
bad tip
April 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
The Jumps
April 18th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Jaws remake?
April 18th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Trying to interview the winning horse instead of jockey after grand national
April 18th, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Sitting on the Chair for Pleasure!!
April 18th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
PUNCHESTOWN PANTSDOWN SHOCKER
April 18th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
presenter sorry for suggesting” the result came straight from his horses mouth “
April 18th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
presenter sorry they said the horse was supposed to be toothless thats why he was 100/1
April 18th, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Presenter sorry for remarks but dentist very happy hes quids in
April 18th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
Wether she should spit or swallow her cock up!
April 18th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
lactating at the sight of those gums…….
April 19th, 2009 at 3:20 am
Presenter Sorry over DENTAL FLAWS (floss!)
April 19th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Presenter Sorry Over her Massive Boobs
BBC Tooth Fairy says “I can’t help myself with things just coming out!”
April 19th, 2009 at 9:14 am
being a butch over rated old mare
April 19th, 2009 at 10:25 am
bald win .gummy lose.maybe not.bald lose,gummy win.
April 19th, 2009 at 11:08 am
gum gaffe
April 19th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
jockeys tongue jailed behind white bars
April 19th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Chopper gaffe
April 19th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Presenter Sorry Over… “Incisor’s Tip”
April 19th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Dirty Minge
April 19th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Presenter sorry over…”Making a pure Clare Bald’s of a comment it”
April 19th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
presenter sorry over….. remark but admits She was spaced out.
April 19th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Gnashional gnashty gnasher gaffe
April 19th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Presenter Sorry Over State of Dentistry in UK
April 19th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Tredwell’s inability to afford braces
April 19th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
hung like a horse compliment
comparing his mother in law to the tired old nag just shot
April 19th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
o k bag i agree with you and they still wont pay out on munster for the magners league.
April 19th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
AJ says
APRIL 19TH
Presenter Sorry over mouthing Liam off
April 19th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Teething problem
April 20th, 2009 at 8:54 am
her dyke status– probably referring to the muff material of liam treadwell, few teeth and such a silky mouth, no wonder clare was confused over her sexuality
April 20th, 2009 at 8:55 am
not mentioning her trainer brother, as often as she liked.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:57 am
letting willie carson look up her skirt at royal ascot. after all she makes him look up to her in every other way
April 20th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Presenter Sorry Over Scamming Punters
April 20th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Presenter Sorry Over…..The Teething Problems That occured on Grand National Day,And Vow To Fill In The Gaps. Even If It Mean’s She Has To Spend Her Time Talking About Train Tracks,She Vow’s To Tread well In Future!!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 11:07 am
sorry over my blonde moment !
April 20th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Presenter Sorry Over…
National Gnash-up.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Tredwell Afair in Stables
April 20th, 2009 at 11:50 am
Presenter Sorry Over………
National Nasher Nightmare causing Treadwell Trauma
April 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
MON DENTS!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
…….TIPPING WINNER
April 20th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
being born
April 20th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
saying you could eat an apple trough a tennis racket
April 20th, 2009 at 4:36 pm
over dental derision
April 20th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
presenter sorry for sayin to the queen I seen better heads eating grass
April 20th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
PRESENTER SORRY OVER
SAYING BRIAN COWEN SHOULD DO A KYOTO STAR AND DROP DEAD,OVER BUDGET
April 20th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Right answer…Presenter sorry over teeth jibe..
Presenter sorry over touching up the horses on live tv..
April 20th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Presenter sorry over wardrobe malfunction in front of jockeys..
April 20th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Presenter sorry over asking which jockey is world no.3 Padraig Harrington?
April 20th, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Presenter Sorry Over Susan Boyle
April 20th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Presenter sorry over . . . Cunning Stunt
April 20th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Presenter sorry over not remembering how many places Paddy Power was paying on Grand National
April 20th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
vet files teeth of jockey by mistake straight from the horses mouth
April 20th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
col gate wins grand national on toof paste and receieves a plaque
April 21st, 2009 at 12:31 am
poorly whites
April 21st, 2009 at 1:37 am
Presenter Sorry Over Eating All the Food Bound for Third World
April 21st, 2009 at 9:47 am
presenter sorry over………. not shaving
April 21st, 2009 at 11:21 am
RootCanal Turn
April 21st, 2009 at 12:19 pm
turning up that day
April 21st, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Presenter sorry over…
Teeth (re)marks
April 21st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
camel toe
April 21st, 2009 at 6:54 pm
having horseplay in adult chat rooms
April 21st, 2009 at 7:01 pm
taking piss out of willie .
April 21st, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Gnashional nightMARE
April 21st, 2009 at 7:10 pm
GRAND GNASHERS
April 21st, 2009 at 7:10 pm
LAME(LIAM) COMMENT
April 21st, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Gnasher gate
April 21st, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Presenter Sorry Over……
“Gnash-ional Gee-Gee”
April 21st, 2009 at 10:49 pm
causing a toothless tantrum
April 21st, 2009 at 11:46 pm
fatal extraction
April 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 am
Presenter sorry over…..
TOOTH HURTY race being delayed due to presenting winning jockey with MR. ED memorial PLAQUE instead of traditional trophy!
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:39 am
1. presenter sorry over personal hygiene.2. presenter sorry over outdated clothes.3 presenter sorry over picking nose.4 presenter sorry over eating snot 5.presenter sorry over wearing gold .6.presenter sorry over Big Brother………….John McCririck should appologise for one of those. oh by the way i think john is good for racing, but a make over would defo help.
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:48 am
im sure this article is talking about Liam Treadwell. claire balding made me cringe and feel so emabarrased for him when she made the comment about his teeth.
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:16 am
1. presenter sorry over smelly breath,
2. presenter sorry over advertising dentists,
3. presenter sorry over graTOOTHous(gratuitous) dental advertising,
4. presenter sorry over graTOOTHous insult/embarrassment.,
AH YOU CAN SEE WHAT ANGLE IM GOING WITH, , ITS VERY HARD TO PICK A TWO WORD ANSWER……. PLEASE LET ME WIN,
April 22nd, 2009 at 7:43 am
Clareing Mouthfull
April 22nd, 2009 at 10:12 am
PRESENTER SORRY OVER,” WELL TREADING ALL OVER LIAM “.
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am
presenter sorry for toothless interview
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:11 am
Presenter sorry over toothy grin-terview
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:20 am
prseenter sorry over Jaws Grin-terview
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:27 am
presenter sorry over gnash-tional grin-terview
April 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
“Presenter Over” final fence
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:39 pm
giving the jockey a mouthful.
April 23rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm
presenter sorry over not being sorry
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
tooth truth.
April 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 pm
treadful tooth
April 24th, 2009 at 5:03 am
Colgate Scandal; Public Brace Themselves For More Insults
April 24th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Her Mother’s Decision Not to Abort