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No More Turf Luck Stories

Posted by Aidan at 2:22pm November 12th, 2009

Category: Racing 1 Comment

Apart from teaching John McCririck that the women’s lib movement happened and you can’t be going around like it’s the 18th century, there are very few things as frustrating as a horse you’ve backed falling.

Your horse is going along nicely - you’re not getting too excited just yet, but it’s going well - and it looks like you’ll have something to scream at down the home straight.
Then BAM! Your horse gets a turf sandwich right in the gob.

Obviously you’re very concerned about the well-being of both horse and jockey, but then the pang of losing kicks in. But wait - you’ve used our Faller Insurance! You’ll be getting your money back. You may not have won the race, but you haven’t lost out either.

That piece of emotional rolling and coasting was brought to you by Faller Insurance. If you take a slightly smaller price, you can watch the race secure in the knowledge that if your horse falls, is brought down or unseats the jockey you’ll get your money back.

We’re giving Faller Insurance its debut for the three days of the Paddy Power Open Meeting and you can check it out under on the All Markets section of our Cheltenham racecards.

As always the comments section is open to heap praise, express your disdain or generally ask any questions about the universe that might be playing upon your mind.


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Win A VIP Trip To The Paddy Power Gold Cup

Posted by Aidan at 3:11pm November 3rd, 2009

Category: Competitions, Racing 14 Comments

***We have a winner!!***
 
Thanks to everyone who took part in our childish and unnecessarily crude anagrams game. It wasn’t a surprise to see that more than one person got them right, so we drew our winner at random and the lucky person is: Matt Mc from London.
 
Just for your own sanity, the answers were:
Nan Teet = Tatenen
Anal Rhino Lectern (or Carnal Neon Hitler) = Northern Alliance
Press Hob Bra = Barbers Shop
And we had to replace one on Monday because Barbers Shop was withdrawn:
Tough Porn Ace = Chapoturgeon
At least now you know your word skills are fine, all you need to do next time is work on your jamminess abilities.

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We’ve got a VIP Trip for two to give away for the Paddy Power Gold Cup Day at Cheltenham on Saturday, 14th November. We are the sponsors, so we’re a bit biased, but it’s going to be the best day of racing this side of Christmas and if it’s not, you’’e going to get VIP treatment so who really cares? The fantabulous prize includes:
 
- Club Badges for Cheltenham Racecourse on Saturday 14th November for winner and a guest
- Champagne Reception
- VIP lunch in the Paddy Power hospitality suite
- £100 Free Bet on the Paddy Power Gold Cup
- Friday night hotel stay in Cheltenham

 
You’re going to be rubbing shoulders with some pretty high brow people [and the Paddy Power Marketing Department], so if we’re going to be sending you, we need to know you’ll be able to hold your own in grey matter department. Obviously, this test of intellect doesn’t apply to our marketing department or else there’d be no-one there to run up a massive bill at the bar.
 
We’ve borrowed a bit from a certain word based gameshow and added our very own Paddy Power-mind in-the-gutter slant to it. We need all three answers (don’t just send in the one you got and forget about the other two), so when you’ve used your noggin to work it send all three answers and your username to competitions@paddypower.com
 
The brainteaser:
Which of the horses likely to run in the Paddy Power Gold Cup are anagrams of the following?
(you might want to look at the betting for this)

(a) Nan Teet
(b) Anal Rhino Lectern (or Carnal Neon Hitler)
(c) Tough Porn Ace
 
This is kind of important:
**Entries in the comments section won’t count as official entries, but you can use it for general gamesmanship and gameswomanship etc.**
 
Conditiony stuff
In the likely event more than one person gets it right, the winner will be drawn at random. Paddy Power decision is final. Competition closes at midday on Tuesday 10th November 2009.


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My Petra Refund

Posted by Aidan at 4:11pm October 31st, 2009

Category: Justice Payouts, Racing 536 Comments

“It’s always everybody else’s fault.”

Any one who backed 4/1 joint favourite to win the 2.20 Wetherby might be feeling that way right now. She looked almost certain to claim victory heading into the home straight, but the jockey pointed her the wrong way and she snatched instant disqualification out of the jaws of triumph. Blame your bookie, blame the jockey, blame the horse for not saying something sooner, but you can’t blame Paddy Power. We’re refunding all single bets on My Petra to win the race.
Justice Payout


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Win A VIP Trip To The paddypower.com Cork National

Posted by Aidan at 12:49pm October 20th, 2009

Category: Competitions, Racing 46 Comments

This competition is now closed

They call themselves the People’s Republic so of course they need their own Grand National. The paddypower.com Cork National is one of the most exciting races on the Irish racing calendar and you could be making the trip to the Rebel County for the VIP treatment. Passport not necessary.
 
This year’s race takes place on Sunday 1st November and we’ve got a fantastic trip for two people to enjoy this prestigious day thanks to the nice guys in the Paddy Power marketing department who haven’t used up all the complimentary tickets for themselves. This prize is so good we like to call it the Ceann Comhairle Treatment and includes:
 
- Reserved Enclosure entrance tickets
- Complimentary race card and tipster
- Four course silver service meal in the restaurant
- Complimentary drinks for the afternoon
- Overnight accommodation in Cork
- €200 travel expenses
- €200 free Paddy Power betting vouchers

 
To decide who gets the prize, we’re going to play a game badly named ‘If You Like It You Should Find A Ring On It’. Cork hurling legend, Christy Ring is hiding somewhere on paddypower.com (the bit with the sports odds, not the poker, casino, games, bingo etc. bits) and all you need to do is find out where he is and tell us.
This is what he looks like:
Christy Ring
Email your answer and your username to competitions@paddypower.com.
There is a clue and it’s that he’s hiding somewhere vaguely related to this competition.
 
In the highly likely event that more than one person finds Christy, the winner will be drawn at random. Entries in the comments section won’t be counted, but feel free to use it to send your opponents on wild-goose chases. Closing date for entires is 12pm on Tuesday 27th October and the Paddy Power decision is final.


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Ever More Ref Justice

Posted by Aidan at 1:19pm September 21st, 2009

Category: Football, Sportsbook 18 Comments

Einstein set about developing a theory that defined the behaviour of time throughout the universe. The vast, immeasurable, ever expanding, unknowable universe. Without knowing the details, it seems to be something widely accepted as being accurate, but the specific Old Trafford area of Manchester probably deserves a definition of time exclusive to itself. In this small pocket of Earth and even smaller pocket of the cosmos, time expands, contracts and behaves outside the normal rules to suit the needs of a particular team.
 
Of all the things Alex Ferguson can be accused of, being the all powerful entity at the centre of all creation may be overdoing it. Putting out a defence prone to overconfidence and silly lapses is a more fitting accusation, but Man Utd weren’t to blame for taking advantage of the opportunity afforded to them. Winners keep going until the end and that’s what they did, but the horrific officiating that rewarded their spirit that has come to so define this season continues with persistence.
 
Making my play for a cushy job in the UEFA offices, I’ve long since suggested adopting a stop clock system for stoppage time. That way when the fourth official holds up a board with x amount of minutes on it, we know we’re going to get x minutes of football and not two minutes of football, one minute of pointless substitutions and one more minute of mystery Didier Drogba injuries. It would at once eliminate the cynical gamesmanship. By all means kill off a game, but do with unadventurous football rather than hoofing the ball into row ZZ or getting treatment for a strained pinky. Clearly in the case of yesterday, Craig Bellamy’s equaliser meant time added to added time, but it isn’t always applied so generously and it’s the complete and utter lack of transparency that leads to suggestions of darker forces at play.
 
But beyond this one incident and my job application, the Premier League refereeing this season has reached new lows of inconsistency and mediocrity. Even allowing for the ‘they only get one look at it’ defence frequently trotted out, the referees have been shite and it goes beyond the deeply favourable treatment seen at Old Trafford yesterday. On Saturday, Jamie Carragher conceded a penalty after a challenge so innocuous that Bambi would have been ashamed to hit the ground from it. It’s not the first time minimal contact has resulted in a spot kick being awarded, but it was followed up with missing the obvious double hit penalty that most people in the ground seemed to notice, accentuating the error. It’s bad luck, but clearly the goal should not have stood.
 
On Sunday, Howard Webb, the man put forward as the doyen of English referees, had a shocker in not awarding Tottenham a penalty. Spurs still would have lost, but by not quite as much. Robbie Keane was right to ask for a yellow card and without intending to; he raised questions about how referees arrive at their decisions. If it wasn’t a penalty, it was almost certainly a dive because it probably wasn’t a slip.
 
It was utterly nonsensical and we’ve now reached the point where every round of fixtures this Premier League season has had at least one major example of appalling refereeing. In isolation, these incidents are unfortunate and possibly understandable, but as they come on the back of the water-bottle kicking and idiotic sending to the stands incident, missing Emmanuel Adebayor’s obscene head-stamp and a whole host of less high profile decisions, it points to a worrying trend. Referees often get unfair stick for doing a tough job, but sometimes it’s merited. This season it has been merited more often than is comfortable.


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Because They’re Worth’ It

Posted by Aidan at 3:01pm September 9th, 2009

Category: Football 18 Comments

Gerry Armstrong
Once upon a time, Northern Ireland once enjoyed regular success on the international stage. If you’ve ever listened to Gerry Armstrong for more than ten seconds, you might have heard about it. From what I can piece together, they qualified for the 1982 World Cup and beat the hosts, Spain. It escapes me now who scored the winner.

It might sound like a fairytale, but Northern Ireland are on the verge of qualifying for their first World Cup since 1986 and it has less to do with luck or spoiling tactics and more to do with getting what they deserve for assured self-belief and faith in their gameplan and abilities. When they beat England it was treated as the sort of once-in-a-decade-result that keeps the crowds sufficiently satisfied in times when qualification for a major tournament is unlikely. Ditto their remarkable defeat of Spain that Gerry Armstrong had nothing to do with. For much of the last two decades it is that occasional success has been all they’ve had to sustain themselves, yet the crowds fill the bafflingly intimidating Windsor Park each time. The sectarian behaviour of a minority hasn’t always cast them in a favourable light, but purely in terms of vociferous support, their loyalty is to be applauded.

Your appreciation of the success of Northern Ireland have enjoyed in recent years will depend on how much you agree with the following statements.
- Lawrie Sanchez is an average to slightly above average manager.
- Nigel Worthington is of a similar managerial standard.
- They have a squad of made up of decent professionals with very limited experience at the apparent Holy Grail level of the Champions League.
With these humble ingredients, they’ve put together a couple of impressive qualifying campaigns and although it hasn’t always ended in a need to dig out the passport, it has always had a swagger to it. There seems to be a dictate coming down from above that requires a degree of style and although the technical limitations may ultimately find them out, Northern Ireland have been trying to do the right things for much of the last decade. Nigel Worthington may have been tempted to resort to packed midfields and long hoofs forward, but his achievements have come about largely playing an attractive brand of football.

The obvious comparison might be made with their southern equivalents, where any semblance of style has been utterly decimated in the pursuit of the points, but it goes beyond a mere contrast of neighbours. Although they may not feel they have the talents to go toe to toe with the perceived bigger teams, Northern Ireland have concocted a style of play that is quite clearly competitive and doesn’t require a lobotomy to watch. Boxing clever doesn’t necessarily mean boxing dull. There is perhaps a lesson in there for the Republic, Wales, Scotland and to a lesser extent England, who will qualify for a World Cup thanks to ruthless pragmatism rather than swashbuckling style befitting of players who have excelled at international club level. It’s a results driven business, but a touch more flair might silence England’s boo boys and ensure Thomond Park is more than a third full when the Boys In Green make a rare appearance in Limerick.

In a world where international football is regarded as a superfluous irritant by some managers and certain players who know who’s paying their wages, the Northern Ireland squad – typified by David Healy who at club level averages a goal every four games but for his country registers one around every two games – look genuinely excited and motivated to be wearing the national jersey. Every child who has ever kicked a ball dreams about making it to a World Cup and that prospect seems to spur the players on to produce performances they rarely match at their clubs. That might beg questions about their motivation for their clubs, but for anyone who still enjoys the unfashionable notion of international football, it would be great to see them get what they deserve.


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Result Of Our Win 80s Crap Competition!

Posted by Aidan at 4:39pm August 31st, 2009

Category: Competitions, Sportsbook 1 Comment

Thanks to everyone who took part in our Win 80s Crap Competition. It was without doubt the most successful Wins 80s Competition we’ve ever had.

If you have the memory of a goldfish, the competition combined the best bits of the Krypton Factor observation round and maths for 8 year old and required that you watch these ads [BrucieCarlton - Des] and did some simple mathematics.

The equation was:
x = (Des Walker Appearances – Brucie Kitchen Appliances) ÷ Carlton’s blue stripes.
And the answer is:
131

It was a test of watching stuff rather than mathematics and the lucky few who combined the skills of watching stuff, adding up stuff and being a bit jammy will be notified in the very near future.

Thanks to all who took part.


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Win Stuff

Posted by Aidan at 8:59pm August 20th, 2009

Category: Competitions, Football, Sportsbook 14 Comments

The 80s are over and we’ve got to deal with it. It’s not as if Spandau Ballet, the Pet Shop Boys and Simply Red are still alive and touring. Time moves on, but if you want just a reminder of how things used to be, then this could be the competition for you.
 
 
We’ve got some vintage 80s prizes to give away and none of them are leg-warmers or a flock of seagulls hairdo. You could be walking away with – or at least accepting delivery from the postie – of one of the following:

- A pair of Nike gloves signed by Bruce Grobbelaar
- A Liverpool retro 1984 shirt signed by Bruce
- A red England 1988 retro shirt signed by Carlton Palmer with Carlton 12 on the back
- A Sheffield Wednesday shirt signed by Carlton
- An England white 1990 retro shirts signed by Des Walker
 
 
The connection is that they’ve all starred in our recent high-larious ads on the tellybox. Watch them here if you haven’t already been subjected to our brainwashing: BrucieCarlton - Des
 
 
To win, you’ll need to combine brains with jamminess. Firstly, find out the correct answer to the below mind-boggler and then email the aforementioned correct answer, your username and the vintage item you’d preferably most like to win [although that's no guarantee you'll get it] to competitions@paddypower.com.
 
 
The Big Question [you'll probably need to watch the videos for this]
What number do you get when you take the number of appearances Des Walker claims to have made in his career SUBTRACT the number of kitchen appliances Bruce Grobbelaar interferes with in his ad and DIVIDE the total by the number of blue stripes visible on Carlton Palmer’s shirt in the bathtub ad?

So, in summary, that equation is
x = (Des Walker Appearances – Brucie Kitchen Appliances) ÷ Carlton’s blue stripes.
 
 
Email the final answer to competitions@paddypower.com.
 
 
The small print
- Competition open to paddypower.com and Paddy Power Dial-A-Bet account holders only. - Closing date for the competition is 23:59 on Sunday 30th August 2009.
- In the very likely event that a few people get the question right, winners will be drawn at random.
- Paddy Power decision is final.


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Spot The Bell

Posted by Aidan at 5:25pm July 27th, 2009

Category: Competitions, Cricket, Sportsbook

With England in the lead and Kevin Pietersen out, the 3rd Test could be the pivotal one in this year’s Ashes series. And as everyone knows, the fourth day of a Test is the best day to go along to see [don't dispute it – it's a well known fact]. So, putting together the fact that Sunday is going to be the pivotal day of the pivotal Test and we have a pair of tickets to Sunday’s play at Edgbaston – how would you like to win a pair of tickets to Sunday’s play at Edgbaston? It could well be pivotal.

To be in with your chance of winning this amazingly pivotal prize, we’ve concocted this tricky and topical game that we like to call Spot The Bell. Simply tell us where on the grid Ian Bell is and email the answer along with your username to competitions@paddypower.com. Then – hey presto - you’ll be entered into a draw for the tickets.

Spot The Bell

The competition closes at midday on Thursday 30th July. The winner will be drawn at random. Entries posted in the comments section will not count as proper entries – sorry. Entrants must be paddypower.com or Paddy Power Dial-A-Bet account holders. Paddy Power decision is final.


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Kevin Pietersen Refund

Posted by Aidan at 10:34am July 23rd, 2009

Category: Cricket, Justice Payouts 1 Comment

His propensity to get out both ridiculously and cheaply meant that Kevin Pietersen wasn’t exactly shaping up to be the star of the Ashes Series. We’ll never know, but in the comfort of that knowledge, we’ll confidently predict it wasn’t going to happen. Still, as his Achilles packed up, he won’t get the chance prove us wrong and we’re doing the decent thing by refunding all bets on him to be England’s Top Runscorer, Top Overall Series Runscorer and Man of the Series in the Ashes. Other bookies would probably settle him as a loser, laugh in your face take your money and invest it in nuclear weapons, but we don’t think it’s fair, so we’re giving the money back.

Justice Payout


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