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Ballcrack episode 17: Motty goes to Munich for the Champions League showdown

Paul — Sat, 19 May 2012 16:33:41 +0000

They’ve got a manager in limbo and some key players suspended. So just how will Roberto Di Matteo ready his troops without John Terry as they prepare to storm Bayern Munich’s Allianz Arena this Saturday night?

If we knew that we’d probably be preparing for a cushy job as a football analyst on the biggest Champions League night of the year instead of frantically typing this approaching dinner time on a Thursday.

It’s the end of the domestic football season. The Euros are around the corner. And they’ve only gone and made a bloody brilliant episode of Ballcrack. Enjoy.

Just make sure your missus is locked up somewhere safe this Saturday night. JT’s lurking.

Ballcrack Episode 14: The Manchester Derby looms large and we get the inside scoop

Rob — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:09:33 +0000

It may well be the biggest derby of all-time and we managed to get some exclusive interviews from inside both camps. Even the Gallaghers turned up to give their tuppence worth.

For those wondering if Ashley Cole is merely poorly balanced or a cheating, diving b*****d, this week’s Ballcrack has the answer.

Watch on Ballcrackers, watch on.

Ballcrack episode 13: Assassination threat to Alex Ferguson while relegation bosses play Russian roulette

Paul — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:15:26 +0000

How do you stop Alex Ferguson? That’s the focus of this week’s Ballcrack as a mad brigade of rival Premier League managers bid to nail the record-winning gaffer on a simple stroll with his beloved poodle. Subscribe via YouTube for a free bet. Or we’ll send Terry Connor around to sort you out.

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Ballcrack episode 12: The Premier League goes Grand National and we see life from Balotelli’s point of view

Rob — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:08:46 +0000

The actual race for the Premier League crown and the scramble going on beneath them has kicked up more surreal moments and drama than anything we could think up. So this week we just put them all on horses and let them have at it. Hazaar!

Who’ll win the Ballcrack Grand National? You’re going to have to watch the video to find out. We’ve also managed to get an exclusive look in to the world of Mario Balotelli. He’s a strange fruit.

WARNING: This video contains adult language and vicious, cutting parodies. The under-aged and the under-humoured should seek their entertainment elsewhere.

Ballcrack Episode 9 – Sugar Daddy, Chelsea’s New Manager And A Little Bit Of Nature

Chris McWilliams — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 12:26:00 +0000

One week older, same old brilliant BallCrack.

Motty reveals just how Roman Abramovich plans to recruit the new Chelsea manager. It involves a Sugar Daddy, a puppet and, of course, JT. Either way Motty gives Rafa a job while we go nature hunting with David Attenborough. Enjoy the show and sod the monkey!

Ballcrack episode 8: Is Messi God? Is Bale A Diver? Motty reveals all…and there’s a badger

Rob — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:44:41 +0000

After McCririck presented our Cheltenham special, Motty is back to bring you this week’s biggest stories the way only Ballcrack can. You can’t touch his monkey but there’s a badger to be bothered.

Ballcrack episode 7: We Visit Hellsea And See How Joey Barton’s Brain Works

Rob — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 12:24:49 +0000

This week’s Ballcrack takes a trip down in to the bowels of Hellsea as Roman Abramovich goes in search of his next ~~victim~~ manager. Also our stats man Stephen Hawking uses his powerful brain to figure out how Joey Barton’s considerably less powerful brain actually works. No easy task that one.

Don’t forget to check back over the weekend for our hilarious Ballcrack Cheltenham special.

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Ballcrack episode 6: Gunner Sergeant Pearce and the Fortunes of the Gerrard Family

Rob — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:22:08 +0000

In this week’s Ballcrack Motty looks at Gunner Sergeant Pearce’s new and certainly temporary regime as England boss, the contrasting fortunes of the Gerrards following the Carling Cup final and Cheik Tiote’s take on this weekend’s Tyne-Wear derby.

Don’t forget to punch the monkey people. Punch him hard!

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Ballcrack episode 5: Wenger Takes on Wipeout, Balotelli Meets Westwood – and Piers Morgan squares off against Gary Lineker

Rob — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 10:27:46 +0000

Join Motty as he guides you through another episode of Paddy Power’s Ballcrack show. Dragon’s Den, Wipeout, Piers Morgan, Gary Lineker, Tim Westwood and, of course, Mario Balotelli, all make an appearance to add a little surreal flavour to some of the past week’s biggest news stories. Punch the monkey indeed. Enjoy, folks.

Ballcrack episode 4: When a handshake is more than just touching another man

Rob — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 09:53:58 +0000

The fallout from the handshake that never was, Harry Redknapp for England, the return of Carlos Tevez and a special guest appearance from Russell Brand. All brought to you by the Mottster in that very special Ballcrack way. Touch the monkey indeed.

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Ballcrack episode 2: Help The Aged sets up a football league in India

Rob — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 10:01:08 +0000

Join Motty as he looks back over the week in football in that very particular Ballcrack way you’ve grown to love….since the very first episode last week.

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Paddy Power’s All New Ballcrack Show: Episode 1

Rob — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 18:30:28 +0000

Ballcrack may sound like a rather painful sporting injury but the only damage being done is to the egos of our favourite over-paid footy stars. Join Motty as he takes a Monthy Python-esque look back at this week’s biggest/funniest football stories.

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