Oscar, Graziano Pelle, Ramires, even an actual superhero in Hulk, anyone who’s anyone – by which we mean past their peak and desperate for one last pay cheque – is off to China. Everyone has their price and, with Chinese football seriously moneyed, there’s likely to be more household names going from front and centre in the Premier League to the Far East.

So who’s the next player that’s going to use the next transfer window as an opportunity for a big-money move to the far East? Here at Paddy Power, we’ve come up with a random generator for who’s next on the menu for a Chinese takeaway.