Will Ruby and Willie continue to go all 50 Shades of Grey on the bookies?

Another day if domination isn't out of the question

WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Let’s do this!

It’s Day Two of the Festival and it’s shaping up to be an absolutely superb day of racing. A superb day that doesn’t result in half the company getting handed P45s After getting a sound spanking from Willie Mullins and Ruby Walsh yesterday, we’re on the ropes. It got so bad, our staff over in Cheltenham had to drink Moet rather than Don Perignon 2004. Boo hoo.

I’ll be here to keep you up to date with all the important news from Cheltenham and lots of really unimportant news. All of this will of course be overlaid with the sense of bitter cynicism which comes from having to watch the action from a desk in Dublin rather than actually getting to go to the Festival. Feel free to join in with that cynicism by adding comment in the comments or giving me a shout on Twitter where I’m @MinistryOfGlove. N.B. being cynical is not a prerequisite for communicating with this blog. It just helps.

HELL OF A HORSE COUNT: 2

WANKY SLOW MOTION MONTAGE COUNT: 4

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