Driven Crazy!
Magistrate: ‘But if you saw the lady driving towards you, why didn’t you give her half the road?’
Motorist: ‘I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.’
Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.”
Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.”
Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. Where’s the car?”
Wife: “In the swimming pool.”
Firstly, before anybody starts whinging, I know road safety is a very important subject. This is Danica Patrick (image above) – recently, this lady destroyed the stereotype that all women are crap drivers when winning the Indy Japan 300. Pandering to women’s sensibilities and possibly being a sexist pig in the process, I knew it was too good to be true. At the weekend, when pulling into the pit lane during the Indianapolis Motor Speedway, she had a little accident. Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt (see below). I’m calling for a law on women drivers not to drive below 30mph…on the Motorway, insist they keep their eyes open and don’t put on make-up while driving.
My granddad used to say, ‘Life was so much better before they put a window in the Kitchen.’ Have your say on Women drivers. Ladies, defend yourself!!
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May 14th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
ok I am guilty of applying make up while driving but most of the time its when the lights are red…
But as for woman drivers in general i think its split between the younger and older generation…the older ladies seem to be the more cautious and slower bunch where as most female drivers try to compete with their male counter parts…u see alot more girls now flying round in there supped up galanzas and integras and they’re just as talanted as the boys
May 16th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Disgraceful post. It’s the pathetic little boy racers on the roads that should be banned! Anyway you boys need us gals to drive - drive you crazy if nothing else!
tee hee
May 16th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
Women should not be allowed far enough away from the kitchen to get behind the wheel of a car!
May 16th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Its the blonde bits sitting in the front seat that make young fellas be boy racers.Aldo a souped up Starlet is still only a fecking starlet these young lads see these things as an extension of their manhood
May 16th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
well then how do we get the groceries!!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
a starlet is a pretty small extension….
May 16th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
The only time a woman should be in the front of a car is if shes polishing the dashboard or looking after a mans needs
May 16th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
what cleaning his face with his bib or changing his nappy?
May 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Women should be able to do 70 things : 69 and the washin up.
May 19th, 2008 at 9:35 am
cheeky git
August 1st, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Women driving, please… just because you are behind the wheel of a car doesnt mean you are driving it.