So that pillock Donald Trump has actually been sworn in, but there are pros and cons to every President – even him.

And, when you look at it this way, he’s not even that bad. Honest.

And here’s the totally definitive proof, fake news style:

TRUMP
Pro: Has weird expressions.
Con: The weirdest way of expressing himself involves urine.

OBAMA
Pro: You always got the impression Obama really cared.
Con: Obamacare.

BUSH JR
Pro: Added WMDs to popular parlance
Con: There were no WMDs

CLINTON
Pro: Utterly charming to an international audience.
Con: Too charming to an intern audience.

NIXON
Pro: Bugged the hell out of Russia by winning the Moon Race
Con: Bugged the hell out of the Watergate complex.

TRUMAN
Pro: Duked it out with the big boys and ended wars.
Con: Nuked the hell out of Japan when the war was ending.

HOOVER
Pro: Was the most famous Quaker.
Con: Only the second most famous Hoover.